# kittenwar.com : So cute it has to be illegal **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 28, 2005, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kittenwar-com-so-cute-it-has-to-be-illegal/305894 "2005-05-28T17:18:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![raz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@raz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raz)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2005, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kittenwar-com-so-cute-it-has-to-be-illegal/305894/21 "2005-05-29T02:35:13Z")
Oh man! [Max Power](http://kittenwar.com/kittens/9754/) looks like a frickin’ sewer rat! Wait. Hang on. [Cotton](http://kittenwar.com/kittens/4474/) is _definitely_ not a cat. You have no idea how scared I’d be if I woke up in the middle of the night with something like that sitting on my chest. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2005, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kittenwar-com-so-cute-it-has-to-be-illegal/305894/22 "2005-05-29T02:40:52Z")
> [@raz](#): > > Oh man! [Max Power](http://kittenwar.com/kittens/9754/) looks like a frickin’ sewer rat! Cat as designed by Stephen King. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2005, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kittenwar-com-so-cute-it-has-to-be-illegal/305894/23 "2005-05-29T02:59:27Z")
> [@raz](#): > > Wait. Hang on. [Cotton](http://kittenwar.com/kittens/4474/) is _definitely_ not a cat. _mmmmm_ May 10th, 2005 added to the site he was. - 🙂 - ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2005, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kittenwar-com-so-cute-it-has-to-be-illegal/305894/24 "2005-05-29T03:00:50Z")
[Devil](http://kittenwar.com/kittens/5847/) said, “I vant to suck your blooooood…” ---
**Author:** ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2005, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kittenwar-com-so-cute-it-has-to-be-illegal/305894/25 "2005-05-29T03:26:17Z")
> [@honeydewgrrl](#): > > [Devil](http://kittenwar.com/kittens/5847/) said, “I vant to suck your blooooood…” Oh, man, that is one evil looking kitty. Not like [Maryjane](http://kittenwar.com/kittens/8560/). ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2005, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kittenwar-com-so-cute-it-has-to-be-illegal/305894/26 "2005-05-29T03:36:12Z")
_waits for the mods to arrive for such a flagrant link to licking pussy_ ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2005, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kittenwar-com-so-cute-it-has-to-be-illegal/305894/27 "2005-05-29T03:37:08Z")
I added my [Kero-chan.](http://kittenwar.com/kittens/11847/) She’s doing pretty good! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2005, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kittenwar-com-so-cute-it-has-to-be-illegal/305894/28 "2005-05-29T03:38:13Z")
> [@honeydewgrrl](#): > > [Devil](http://kittenwar.com/kittens/5847/) said, “I vant to suck your blooooood…” No, no, no. “I never drink. Milk.” 🙂 The Bela Lugosi Dracula refuses food or “even a glass of wine” with Johnathan Harker, explaining, “I never drink. Wine.” ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2005, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kittenwar-com-so-cute-it-has-to-be-illegal/305894/29 "2005-05-29T03:39:11Z")
[I’m so wasted!](http://kittenwar.com/kittens/10183/) ---
**Author:** ![susan\_foster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@susan\_foster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan_foster)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2005, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kittenwar-com-so-cute-it-has-to-be-illegal/305894/30 "2005-05-29T03:42:27Z")
My favorite: [Pop Tarts](http://kittenwar.com/kittens/5910/) . It’s a kitten - in a box! My god, that thing must be tiny. Runner-up: [Stretch](http://kittenwar.com/kittens/663/) Susan [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kittenwar-com-so-cute-it-has-to-be-illegal/305894.md?page=1)