# KITTY SMOOSHY FACE! (with kitten pics!)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kitty-smooshy-face-with-kitten-pics/334943>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 9, 2005, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kitty-smooshy-face-with-kitten-pics/334943 "2005-12-09T21:18:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2005, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kitty-smooshy-face-with-kitten-pics/334943/21 "2005-12-09T23:01:11Z")

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Dumbledore

…a cute wittle fuzzball like that needs an intimidating name.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2005, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kitty-smooshy-face-with-kitten-pics/334943/22 "2005-12-09T23:19:56Z")

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When I was a kid, we had a cat named Pud (rhymes with would). He was named adter the noise his front feet made hitting the kitchen floor when he jumped down off something.

Later, my sister had a cat named Roumey. And I had one named JP, for Jean-Pierre.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2005, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kitty-smooshy-face-with-kitten-pics/334943/23 "2005-12-10T00:17:34Z")

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[Scratch Fury: Destroyer of Worlds!](http://photos1.blogger.com/img/70/1764/1024/Untitled-1.jpg)

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2005, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kitty-smooshy-face-with-kitten-pics/334943/24 "2005-12-10T00:18:50Z")

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> [@Sunspace](#):
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> When I was a kid, we had a cat named Pud (rhymes with would).

Our oldest cat is named Pud, short for Princess Chocolate Pudding (and I swear I had no part in naming her!)

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**Author:** ![Das\_Glasperlenspiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/das_glasperlenspiel/32/2944_2.png) [@Das\_Glasperlenspiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Das_Glasperlenspiel)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2005, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kitty-smooshy-face-with-kitten-pics/334943/25 "2005-12-10T00:38:15Z")

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“Possum” comes to mind - he is, after all, grey and more to the point, he looks like a very “practical cat” ;)!

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**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2005, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kitty-smooshy-face-with-kitten-pics/334943/26 "2005-12-10T02:16:06Z")

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Maurice.

_I speak, of the pompitous of love …_

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**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2005, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kitty-smooshy-face-with-kitten-pics/334943/27 "2005-12-10T02:25:57Z")

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Cute kitty – congrats! We just sent ours off to heaven on Wednesday. ☹

Our neighbors had a cat named **Godzilla** – we thought that was a great name.

My husband wants to name our next cat, **Five**. He’s a [networking nerd](http://compnetworking.about.com/od/cat5cables/l/bldef_cat5.htm), dontcha know.

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**Author:** ![mittu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@mittu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mittu)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2005, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kitty-smooshy-face-with-kitten-pics/334943/28 "2005-12-10T02:33:15Z")

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I like Mogwai as a name (pronounced mog-why).

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**Author:** ![Lissla\_Lissar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lissla\_Lissar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissla_Lissar)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2005, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kitty-smooshy-face-with-kitten-pics/334943/29 "2005-12-10T03:20:41Z")

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Occam? Descartes? Wittgenstein? Kant?

Spike?

Boris?

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**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2005, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kitty-smooshy-face-with-kitten-pics/334943/30 "2005-12-10T03:25:17Z")

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> [@mittu](#):
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> I like Mogwai as a name (pronounced mog-why).

Ooh… I like that ! I vote for Mogwai !

Very cute little kitten , BTW ! Love that first pic !

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2005, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kitty-smooshy-face-with-kitten-pics/334943/31 "2005-12-10T04:33:33Z")

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> [@amaranta](#):
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> Yes, that was a ploy to get you to help my name my new kitten. But first:
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> [Awwww!](http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c98/amarantakitty/02050016_edited.jpg)  
> [Kinda evil looking here](http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c98/amarantakitty/02050019_edited.jpg)  
> [Cuuute](http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c98/amarantakitty/02050022.jpg)  
> [Kitty smooshy face in blankets!](http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c98/amarantakitty/02050026_edited.jpg)
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> There we go. Now, I hate all the fluffy-and-rainbows names that my friends have suggested and every twenty year old girl names a cat. This little man will not be a Mittens, or Smoky, or Muffin, or that stuff. Potential names:
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> - Kafka
> - Horatio
> - Gogo (full name Estragon)
> - Zoom (in honour of one of my favourite childhood books, [Zoom At Sea](http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0888991061/104-8333041-3153530?st=%2A&v=glance&n=283155)
> - Steve (just really a great cat name. Steeeve.)
> - that’s it so far
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> So basically, I’m going for either an existential philosopher or Shakespeare character, but any awesome name is good. Any suggestions would be great!

!!!KITTY PICS!!!  
he’s the same coloring as [my kitty](http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b75/anyrose/face080205.jpg) , whom I did name Smokey  
but how about Nietsche? Carlin? (yes, I think George can be very existential at times)  
Orsino is a good Shakesperean name. Has kitty revealed his personality yet or is he still pretty much pure kitten?

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2005, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kitty-smooshy-face-with-kitten-pics/334943/32 "2005-12-10T04:42:08Z")

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> [@jayjay](#):
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> [Scratch Fury: Destroyer of Worlds!](http://photos1.blogger.com/img/70/1764/1024/Untitled-1.jpg)

bad link ☹

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2005, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kitty-smooshy-face-with-kitten-pics/334943/33 "2005-12-10T04:46:38Z")

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> [@jayjay](#):
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> [Scratch Fury: Destroyer of Worlds!](http://photos1.blogger.com/img/70/1764/1024/Untitled-1.jpg)

bad link ☹

btw - having now read all the recommended names, I like Q\*Bert. But honestly, kitty will likey not respond to his name more than 25% of the time, and you’ll end up giving him various nicknames depending on both your moods.  
Smokey is PurrBucket, Li’l Brush Ho, and Damn Cat

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2005, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kitty-smooshy-face-with-kitten-pics/334943/34 "2005-12-10T05:12:31Z")

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> [@anyrose](#):
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> bad link ☹

Sorry! Direct link to the archives:

[Scratch Fury: Destroyer of Worlds!](http://www.pvponline.com/archive.php3?archive=20041103)

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**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2005, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kitty-smooshy-face-with-kitten-pics/334943/35 "2005-12-10T12:35:22Z")

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He’s a hopper, huh?

Q’Bert, Bert  
Mario  
Dennis…

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**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2005, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kitty-smooshy-face-with-kitten-pics/334943/36 "2005-12-10T17:03:31Z")

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He looks evil.

Our “evil” monster (nickname) is Randall.

Randall Flagg.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Krebbs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5fc32e/32.png) [@Mr.Krebbs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Krebbs)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2005, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kitty-smooshy-face-with-kitten-pics/334943/37 "2005-12-10T17:14:11Z")

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Am I the only person who wants to see this cat named Kafka? I mean, I’ve wanted to get a Doberman named him Kafka since highschool English, but a cat is close enough.

I can’t believe that no one has suggested Sartre or Camus, yet. I also like Faulkner, but he just happens to be my favorite author.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Krebbs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5fc32e/32.png) [@Mr.Krebbs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Krebbs)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2005, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kitty-smooshy-face-with-kitten-pics/334943/38 "2005-12-10T17:15:14Z")

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**Doberman named Kafka.**

Okay, I’m going back to bed, now.

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**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2005, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kitty-smooshy-face-with-kitten-pics/334943/39 "2005-12-10T22:24:27Z")

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Sumo.

Iago.

Biko.

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**Author:** ![Elza\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Elza\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elza_B)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2005, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kitty-smooshy-face-with-kitten-pics/334943/40 "2005-12-10T22:43:28Z")

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> [@Mr. Krebbs](#):
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> Am I the only person who wants to see this cat named Kafka? I mean, I’ve wanted to get a Doberman named him Kafka since highschool English, but a cat is close enough.
> 
> I can’t believe that no one has suggested Sartre or Camus, yet. I also like Faulkner, but he just happens to be my favorite author.

I love Kafka - that’s my favorite!

And obligatory AWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

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