# Klaatu Barada Nikto **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 29, 2014, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/klaatu-barada-nikto/691970 "2014-06-29T23:39:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2014, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/klaatu-barada-nikto/691970/122 "2014-08-08T14:19:10Z")
[Qapla](http://www.angelfire.com/ga3/ikavnemesis/learnk.htmlhttp://)! Heghlu’meH QaQ jajvam! ---
**Author:** ![Osiris\_the\_1st](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/9de0a6/32.png) [@Osiris\_the\_1st](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osiris_the_1st)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2014, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/klaatu-barada-nikto/691970/123 "2014-08-08T14:42:23Z")
Treguna Mekoides Trecorum Satis Dee. I hope no one’s appliances, clothes, etc. start dancing. ---
**Author:** ![FlyingRat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/59ef9b/32.png) [@FlyingRat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlyingRat)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2014, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/klaatu-barada-nikto/691970/124 "2014-08-08T17:01:51Z")
[Bah-weep-graaaaagnah wheep nini bong.](http://transformers.wikia.com/wiki/Universal_greeting) ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2014, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/klaatu-barada-nikto/691970/125 "2014-08-08T18:32:24Z")
Well, as this thread is still bobbing along, here’s one that just popped to mind: [Klactoveesedstene](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKqgnyEm0TM) (see the comments for some efforts at a meaning) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2014, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/klaatu-barada-nikto/691970/126 "2014-08-08T20:21:32Z")
[Cthulhu Fhtagn](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFsx9dKLGlI), what a wonderful phrase! ---
**Author:** ![TreacherousCretin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treacherouscretin/32/476_2.png) [@TreacherousCretin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TreacherousCretin)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2014, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/klaatu-barada-nikto/691970/127 "2014-08-09T00:30:54Z")
> [@Jeff\_Lichtman](#): > > It has nothing to do with Tarzan. Anyone else want to guess? God DAMN it. You ruined my entry. Oh well. _“Umgowa!”_ Tarzan (Johnny Weismuller) An amazingly versatile utterance, always a shouted command, usually to an elephant. Meaning (IIRC): “come here” or “go away” or “pick it up” or “round up a bunch of your closest friends and converge with them at the place where Jane is in peril.” ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2014, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/klaatu-barada-nikto/691970/128 "2014-08-09T02:11:42Z")
yong ding rockity, rum ting pa-tooo nip nip nip, yaaaahooouuuuuuul ---
**Author:** ![cwthree](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@cwthree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cwthree)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2014, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/klaatu-barada-nikto/691970/129 "2014-08-09T02:42:20Z")
With a rattum, pattum, Para mee dicksa do mee nee ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2014, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/klaatu-barada-nikto/691970/130 "2014-08-09T03:56:50Z")
This one is a little too obvious (even with most of the sensible lyrics excised) \*… Nunubididoo Nuh mur nuh murh ni nong nurl … Be-dobby-durgle … Bedurble-diggle-doggle-dooby-doggle-durgle-day I’m trying to say nungy-nangy Ningy-nongy … Be-dobby-durgle Durgle-dobby\* ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2014, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/klaatu-barada-nikto/691970/131 "2014-08-10T03:18:36Z")
Ochi tchornya ---
**Author:** ![commasense](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/commasense/32/3017_2.png) [@commasense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/commasense)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2014, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/klaatu-barada-nikto/691970/132 "2014-08-10T17:30:44Z")
[Sredni Vashtar](http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sredni_Vashtar) [Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg](http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Chaubunagungamaug). ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2014, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/klaatu-barada-nikto/691970/133 "2014-08-10T19:38:16Z")
Endeftala vithy dan. Endeftala tala dan. Deftala, deftala. Dan in endef. Tala, tala, tala. Deftala. ---
**Author:** ![cwthree](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@cwthree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cwthree)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2014, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/klaatu-barada-nikto/691970/134 "2014-08-10T22:17:50Z")
> [@Ignatz](#): > > Ochi tchornya Either this is not particularly arcane or my knowledge of Russian popular music is better than I thought. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2014, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/klaatu-barada-nikto/691970/135 "2014-08-10T23:03:42Z")
Horroway anaway too oo. Toronto bosh, toronto bosh. Taraway ah way taa ooce ta ah hah. Ya tenn ay to yah…Boom! ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2014, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/klaatu-barada-nikto/691970/136 "2014-08-11T01:53:37Z")
Classic: > [@foolsguinea, get your worthless self down here.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/foolsguinea-get-your-worthless-self-down-here/691617/117): > > What the fuck is this nonsense? … ‘I am not a bigot millipede oak sapphire raincoat lonely bells.’ ---
**Author:** ![Wallaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/dc4da7/32.png) [@Wallaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wallaby)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2014, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/klaatu-barada-nikto/691970/137 "2014-08-11T04:58:00Z")
> [@njtt](#): > > Well, I have posted this before, but it seems to the point: [Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu). Kenny Everett used a lot of nonsense in his shows - that was in the title: [![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTR4SMfvqao) ---
**Author:** ![vonespy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vonespy/32/6204_2.png) [@vonespy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vonespy)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2014, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/klaatu-barada-nikto/691970/138 "2014-08-12T18:54:00Z")
Hasa Diga Eebowai ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2014, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/klaatu-barada-nikto/691970/139 "2014-08-12T20:46:58Z")
You people are just putting the [pussy on the chain wax](http://youtu.be/He7TnoCM7fo) ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/klaatu-barada-nikto/691970/140 "2014-08-13T01:10:51Z")
Moloko Plus Moloko Synthamesc Moloko Drencrom Moloko Vellocet [![](https://idyllopuspress.com/idyllopus/film/images/co/sh_alexopening2.jpg) ](https://idyllopuspress.com/idyllopus/film/images/co/sh_alexopening2.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanub/32/132_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUB)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2014, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/klaatu-barada-nikto/691970/141 "2014-08-13T20:31:47Z")
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