# Klassy Kardashian Klan **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 24, 2013, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/klassy-kardashian-klan/653844 "2013-03-24T19:36:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2013, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/klassy-kardashian-klan/653844/1 "2013-03-24T19:36:46Z")
> **[Kim Kardashian Has Gross "Smell Off" With Kourtney and Khloe - Us Weekly](https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/kim-kardashian-has-gross-smell-off-with-kourtney-and-khloe-2013183/)** > > The famous sisters having a shocking, X-rated competition during the March 17 episode of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami On national TV they did this. Good Lord. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2013, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/klassy-kardashian-klan/653844/2 "2013-03-24T19:40:51Z")
I actually saw this clip on The Soup the other day. Now, while there are several females out there that might tempt me with their bicycle seats, no Kardashian is one of them. But hey, don’t the Japanese have vending machines that sell used school-girl panties? ---
**Author:** ![monstro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@monstro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monstro)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2013, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/klassy-kardashian-klan/653844/3 "2013-03-24T19:44:19Z")
I just lost ten IQ points. Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![Mrs.Cake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2acd7d/32.png) [@Mrs.Cake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mrs.Cake)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2013, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/klassy-kardashian-klan/653844/4 "2013-03-24T20:05:36Z")
The Mayans were right after all. Civilization is officially now ended. ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2013, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/klassy-kardashian-klan/653844/5 "2013-03-24T20:13:36Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > I actually saw this clip on The Soup the other day. Now, while there are several females out there that might tempt me with their bicycle seats, no Kardashian is one of them. > > But hey, don’t the Japanese have vending machines that sell used school-girl panties? I saw it on the soup too. I’m sorry **Monstro**! I’m bored. ---
**Author:** ![Ibn\_Warraq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e19b73/32.png) [@Ibn\_Warraq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ibn_Warraq)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2013, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/klassy-kardashian-klan/653844/6 "2013-03-24T20:24:42Z")
> [@monstro](#): > > I just lost ten IQ points. Thanks. I don’t know if I lost any IQ points but I nearly lost my lunch. ---
**Author:** ![Ms.Pumpkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a87d85/32.png) [@Ms.Pumpkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms.Pumpkin)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2013, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/klassy-kardashian-klan/653844/7 "2013-03-24T20:38:37Z")
Wha…? I… Is this a _thing_?! Some kind of hip, new, creepy fad? WTF. ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2013, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/klassy-kardashian-klan/653844/8 "2013-03-24T20:42:22Z")
Really, seriously, truly, not a rhetorical question… why does anyone give the slightest flying fuck of a damn what this tribe of inbreeds does? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2013, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/klassy-kardashian-klan/653844/9 "2013-03-24T20:43:15Z")
Be thankful it’s not cranberry juice. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2013, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/klassy-kardashian-klan/653844/10 "2013-03-24T20:46:01Z")
Mam nem is made from anchovies and pineapple. Next time you eat Vietnamese, take a whiff and tell me you aren’t thinking of America’s doeish beauty’s vaginal flora. ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2013, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/klassy-kardashian-klan/653844/11 "2013-03-24T20:52:34Z")
Forgive me, but I have to say that this is one thread where a comment from **Slithy Tove** is grossly appropriate. ---
**Author:** ![YourAdHere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/65b543/32.png) [@YourAdHere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YourAdHere)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2013, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/klassy-kardashian-klan/653844/12 "2013-03-24T21:29:44Z")
Well, they achieved their goal bc people are talking about them. ETA - Also, I’ve heard \*things \* about cinnamon / pineapple and men. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2013, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/klassy-kardashian-klan/653844/13 "2013-03-24T21:55:13Z")
> [@NitroPress](#): > > Really, seriously, truly, not a rhetorical question… why does anyone give the slightest flying fuck of a damn what this tribe of inbreeds does? Well, we’re not talking about Paris Hilton any more, so it’s working. ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2013, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/klassy-kardashian-klan/653844/14 "2013-03-24T22:12:07Z")
> [@Ethilrist](#): > > Well, we’re not talking about Paris Hilton any more, so it’s working. Thanks so much. ---
**Author:** ![Chanteuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de053/32.png) [@Chanteuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chanteuse)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2013, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/klassy-kardashian-klan/653844/15 "2013-03-24T22:13:56Z")
NOW can we please have a pukey smiley? If ever there was a need for one, this is surely it. _gag_ ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2013, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/klassy-kardashian-klan/653844/16 "2013-03-25T00:09:54Z")
Wow, the sister’s comment is remarkable. She claims she has nothing better to do but smell her sister’s vagina. She ought to be sentenced to some community service for that. Maybe let the homeless smell her cooch, or better yet, make her smell theirs’. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2013, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/klassy-kardashian-klan/653844/17 "2013-03-25T00:11:26Z")
> [@Chanteuse](#): > > NOW can we please have a pukey smiley? If ever there was a need for one, this is surely it. _gag_ What we need is a pukey _smellie_. ---
**Author:** ![Enkel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/df705f/32.png) [@Enkel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enkel)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2013, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/klassy-kardashian-klan/653844/18 "2013-03-25T00:53:58Z")
Wow… just wow. What is the word for three levels below skank? ---
**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2013, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/klassy-kardashian-klan/653844/19 "2013-03-25T01:06:23Z")
can someone please explain to me what these people _do_? ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2013, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/klassy-kardashian-klan/653844/20 "2013-03-25T01:07:28Z")
They are American goddesses. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/klassy-kardashian-klan/653844.md?page=2)