# Kleenex boxes - Am I nuts or is this normal?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kleenex-boxes-am-i-nuts-or-is-this-normal/915698>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 18, 2020, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kleenex-boxes-am-i-nuts-or-is-this-normal/915698 "2020-07-18T20:22:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 19\
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**Author:** ![nelliebly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nelliebly/32/5422_2.png) [@nelliebly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nelliebly)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2020, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kleenex-boxes-am-i-nuts-or-is-this-normal/915698/61 "2020-07-20T22:51:47Z")

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Thanks. Now I know!

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**Post date:** [July 20, 2020, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kleenex-boxes-am-i-nuts-or-is-this-normal/915698/62 "2020-07-20T23:40:21Z")

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1500 sq ft, 2 adults, 4 boxes

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**Author:** ![motu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/motu/32/259_2.png) [@motu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/motu)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2020, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kleenex-boxes-am-i-nuts-or-is-this-normal/915698/63 "2020-07-20T23:48:13Z")

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One open box, normally one or two but currently 5-6 in the closet. Lots of allergies and just me and a cat, but I almost never leave the house without one two tissues in my pocket and just in case I do forget, a mini-pack in the car. So, ummmm, one and a half?

Question: So… Tissues, one and done? Or do you use the tissue until it is done?

My father used handkerchiefs, which is cool and environmentally green and all that but, WOW, all the sudden shart shorts seem almost alright in the laundry. YUK

EDIT: to add I’m fine with TP nose blows

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**Post date:** [July 20, 2020, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kleenex-boxes-am-i-nuts-or-is-this-normal/915698/64 "2020-07-20T23:49:10Z")

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> [@Dr.Strangelove](#):
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> Just sitting on the couch or on my computer chair, there’s no need for them.

See, that’s where we are different. I use cloth napkins, so I don’t want to wipe my nose on my napkin. And if I’m sitting at my computer chair, I’d rather have tissues at the ready than have to interrupt what I’m doing to head into the bathroom to peel off some toilet paper. When I get home from a run and walk in the house, I’m usually sniffing back runniness and I want a tissue immediately, so it is convenient to have a box by the door.

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**Post date:** [July 21, 2020, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kleenex-boxes-am-i-nuts-or-is-this-normal/915698/65 "2020-07-21T09:21:35Z")

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> [@motu](#):
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> My father used handkerchiefs, which is cool and environmentally green and all that but, WOW, all the sudden shart shorts seem almost alright in the laundry. YUK

That’s the reason for an “all white” laundry load with a dose of bleach.

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**Post date:** [July 21, 2020, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kleenex-boxes-am-i-nuts-or-is-this-normal/915698/66 "2020-07-21T13:55:18Z")

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> [@motu](#):
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> My father used handkerchiefs, which is cool and environmentally green and all that but, WOW, all the sudden shart shorts seem almost alright in the laundry. YUK

My wife and I don’t have any tissues instead using handkerchiefs (or TP from time to time). They wash just fine. And I’m not sure why your father sharted so much, but that definitely is worse than a used handkerchief!

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2020, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kleenex-boxes-am-i-nuts-or-is-this-normal/915698/67 "2020-07-21T15:53:24Z")

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> [@motu](#):
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> Question: So… Tissues, one and done? Or do you use the tissue until it is done?

For a schnoz like mine, one mighty HONK will shred a single tissue and leave snot running down my arm. It takes 3-4 honks and at least that many tissues to clear everything out once El Schnoz decides it needs attention.

In my world the idea of a reusable tissue is inconceivable. A full-sized paper towel might withstand 2 honks. Barely.

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**Post date:** [July 21, 2020, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kleenex-boxes-am-i-nuts-or-is-this-normal/915698/68 "2020-07-21T16:34:05Z")

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> [@nelliebly](#):
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> What’s the secret to getting Kleenex brand tissues to survive the wash? I have that brand, and two weeks ago, I forgot to check my hoodie pockets before washing. I had Kleenex confetti all over the inside of the washer.

I’ve always had problems with Kleenex. There’s a brand in Europe called Tempo which does survive the dryer. Unfortunately I don’t like them.

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**Post date:** [July 21, 2020, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kleenex-boxes-am-i-nuts-or-is-this-normal/915698/69 "2020-07-21T17:58:37Z")

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Dunno about “11 boxes” but:  
1 near where I sit to work (family room)  
1 near where Typo Knig sits to work  
2 in the master bedroom, one on each nightstand  
1 in each of the 3 bathrooms  
1 on the dining table

Typo refers to us as “Allergo-Americans”.

The kids are always bemused when they go to someone else’s house and there are NOT boxes of kleenex on every flat surface.

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**Post date:** [July 21, 2020, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kleenex-boxes-am-i-nuts-or-is-this-normal/915698/70 "2020-07-21T18:10:44Z")

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Me, three kids, 2400 sq. ft.

Zero.

My daughter has allergies, and probably hates me. I just never think to buy them.

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**Post date:** [July 21, 2020, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kleenex-boxes-am-i-nuts-or-is-this-normal/915698/71 "2020-07-21T19:16:14Z")

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> [@Mama\_Zappa](#):
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> 1 near where I sit to work

Whoops - forgot about the work desk - that bumps me up to 5

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**Post date:** [July 21, 2020, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kleenex-boxes-am-i-nuts-or-is-this-normal/915698/72 "2020-07-21T19:50:20Z")

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I didn’t list the box in each car, but they aren’t really in the house.  
I can use toilet paper in an emergency, but it is sadly deficient.

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**Post date:** [July 21, 2020, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kleenex-boxes-am-i-nuts-or-is-this-normal/915698/73 "2020-07-21T21:47:23Z")

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Two. One in the bedroom and one in the living room. The one in the living room is in one of [these](https://www.google.com/search?q=easter+island+tissue+holder&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS900US901&sxsrf=ALeKk02KDboE852me9LUqKQxU82SymY5-A:1595367593713&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&fir=_DZaqBXWXPzutM%252C_Cdi9yXWddLP1M%252C_&vet=1&usg=AI4_-kRUnCnuJoVnyDS8_aaXyvPwlgbwtw&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjZ-tW1p9_qAhVRMn0KHSN_BXQQ9QEwAnoECAoQGg&biw=1536&bih=722&dpr=1.25#imgrc=_DZaqBXWXPzutM). It was a gift and I like it. Makes me laugh.

That’s for my wife and I and three young adult offspring,1000 sq ft house, two bedroom, one bath. Yes, it’s crowded.

I prefer paper towels over tissues. Tuba player lungs\> tissue. I create confetti from tissues.

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**Post date:** [July 22, 2020, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kleenex-boxes-am-i-nuts-or-is-this-normal/915698/74 "2020-07-22T11:46:00Z")

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> [@Jumpbass](#):
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> …  
> The one in the living room is in one of [these](https://www.google.com/search?q=easter+island+tissue+holder). It was a gift and I like it. Makes me laugh.  
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(Fair notice about edited quote: I cleaned the tracking crap off your link.)  
I said upthread that I don’t like and don’t have tissue box holders. Thanks to you, the scales have fallen from my eyes. I actually LOLed at your link. One is now on order.

The fact the tissue comes out of the nose is what totally makes it.

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**Post date:** [July 22, 2020, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kleenex-boxes-am-i-nuts-or-is-this-normal/915698/75 "2020-07-22T13:47:59Z")

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You are not nuts, but wow, you have so much kleenex boxes 🤧  
By the way, I have only two in my bedroom and kitchen.

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**Post date:** [July 22, 2020, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kleenex-boxes-am-i-nuts-or-is-this-normal/915698/76 "2020-07-22T15:12:29Z")

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Funny, right? It makes no sense, but it’s funny. It’s sure better than the “designer” patterns on the boxes.

Sorry about the tracking crap. I had no idea that was there.

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**Post date:** [July 22, 2020, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kleenex-boxes-am-i-nuts-or-is-this-normal/915698/77 "2020-07-22T22:41:41Z")

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1 in each bathroom (3)  
2 in MBR, 1 in other bedrooms (5)  
1 in my office, in a needlepoint holder that was my mother’s  
1 in the kitchen  
1 in family room

That’s 11. So you’re not alone.

I have about the same number of little scissors in the same places, I have bought and lost so many over the years.

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**Post date:** [July 23, 2020, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kleenex-boxes-am-i-nuts-or-is-this-normal/915698/78 "2020-07-23T03:30:07Z")

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> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> Thanks to you, the scales have fallen from my eyes. I actually LOLed at your link. One is now on order.

Shouldn’t you have ordered 11?

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**Post date:** [August 22, 2020, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kleenex-boxes-am-i-nuts-or-is-this-normal/915698/80 "2020-08-22T11:12:29Z")

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All depends on your point of view, I would suppose.

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