# Klingon pick up lines **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [December 15, 2010, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/klingon-pick-up-lines/564186 "2010-12-15T02:06:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2010, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/klingon-pick-up-lines/564186/1 "2010-12-15T02:06:52Z")
“That is a beautiful chair. I do not believe you have the honor to throw it at me.” ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2010, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/klingon-pick-up-lines/564186/2 "2010-12-15T13:19:55Z")
The blood of your prey highlights your eyes. ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2010, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/klingon-pick-up-lines/564186/3 "2010-12-16T17:48:48Z")
This thread could be painful. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2010, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/klingon-pick-up-lines/564186/4 "2010-12-16T17:53:23Z")
Did you bring your “Mad Money” should I be slain protecting your Honor, and you must pay the Blood Debt? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2010, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/klingon-pick-up-lines/564186/5 "2010-12-16T18:07:02Z")
Today is a good day to die. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2010, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/klingon-pick-up-lines/564186/6 "2010-12-16T18:10:43Z")
Nice boots, want to nga’chuq? ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2010, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/klingon-pick-up-lines/564186/7 "2010-12-16T19:39:19Z")
I just slaughtered all my enemies, wanna make out? I just read a human book entitled “Justine” wanna try out some of the things I learned? Today is a good day to have monkey sex. The Marquis De Sade was a wimp!. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2010, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/klingon-pick-up-lines/564186/8 "2010-12-16T20:49:02Z")
Is that a bat’lith under your robe, or are you just glad to see me? ---
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2010, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/klingon-pick-up-lines/564186/9 "2010-12-16T23:39:15Z")
Hey Hot Lips, wanna trade panties? Oh,Klingon.I thought it said Klinger. ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2010, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/klingon-pick-up-lines/564186/10 "2010-12-17T18:49:09Z")
Let us go forth and slaughter all our enemies together. You had me at “Savan” ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2010, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/klingon-pick-up-lines/564186/11 "2010-12-17T20:00:56Z")
“I am not a merry man – but you can make it so.” ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2010, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/klingon-pick-up-lines/564186/12 "2010-12-17T20:05:24Z")
Honor demands that I sleep with the hottest woman at this party. ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2010, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/klingon-pick-up-lines/564186/13 "2010-12-17T20:13:58Z")
To show my devotion to you, I bring you a goblet of freshly shed _Terra’ngan_ blood. ETA: That’s “Human” to us. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2010, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/klingon-pick-up-lines/564186/14 "2010-12-17T20:48:28Z")
Would you care to sample my Klingon Pain Stick? ---
**Author:** ![Valgard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/7feea3/32.png) [@Valgard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Valgard)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2010, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/klingon-pick-up-lines/564186/15 "2010-12-17T21:30:37Z")
On our date the cloaking shields will be OFF. I saw that used by a “real Klingon” at a live version of MTV’s “Singled Out” at an amusement park. He made it through a couple of rounds of questions. ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2010, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/klingon-pick-up-lines/564186/16 "2010-12-18T19:22:57Z")
A Klingon woman’s favorite put down: I prefer Kirk. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2010, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/klingon-pick-up-lines/564186/17 "2010-12-18T22:13:14Z")
Shall we have a platter of _qagh_ and then _par’Mach_? …What’s the matter, you don’t like _qagh_?