# Knap my flint: Ancient phallus unearthed in cave **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 25, 2005, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knap-my-flint-ancient-phallus-unearthed-in-cave/314101 "2005-07-25T19:54:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Side_of_the_Floyd)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knap-my-flint-ancient-phallus-unearthed-in-cave/314101/21 "2005-07-26T08:44:56Z")
Ah, so penis ensue_ **d** _. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knap-my-flint-ancient-phallus-unearthed-in-cave/314101/22 "2005-07-26T13:46:29Z")
That stone isn’t an ice blue color by any chance, is it? ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knap-my-flint-ancient-phallus-unearthed-in-cave/314101/23 "2005-07-26T13:51:04Z")
Rock of Ages, indeed. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knap-my-flint-ancient-phallus-unearthed-in-cave/314101/24 "2005-07-26T13:52:12Z")
Is it kosher? ---
**Author:** ![vetbridge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5e925/32.png) [@vetbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vetbridge)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knap-my-flint-ancient-phallus-unearthed-in-cave/314101/25 "2005-07-26T14:54:36Z")
Soooo…my Betty Rubble fantasy may be more than just a fantasy? Yabba dabba dooooooo!!! ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knap-my-flint-ancient-phallus-unearthed-in-cave/314101/26 "2005-07-26T15:45:01Z")
Let’s not go giving Jean Auel ideas. ---
**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knap-my-flint-ancient-phallus-unearthed-in-cave/314101/27 "2005-07-26T15:48:56Z")
> [@Baker](#): > > Let’s not go giving Jean Auel ideas. I wish someone would have warned me before I read her books that they were actually soft-core porn. I had to read all four of them before I could come to that conclusion on my own. ---
**Author:** ![ZebraShaSha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/eada6e/32.png) [@ZebraShaSha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZebraShaSha)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knap-my-flint-ancient-phallus-unearthed-in-cave/314101/28 "2005-07-26T16:38:38Z")
> [@Shirley Ujest](#): > > Rock of Ages, indeed. “Uh, Dr. Carlson? I don’t think that is what they mean by carbon dating…” ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knap-my-flint-ancient-phallus-unearthed-in-cave/314101/29 "2005-07-26T17:15:55Z")
**From the article:** \*“Female representations with highly accentuated sexual attributes are very well documented at many sites, but male representations are very, very rare,” explained Professor Conard. \* In accord with the Playboy/Playgirl ratio, I am sure. But what was the Stone Age equivalent of romance novels? ---
**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knap-my-flint-ancient-phallus-unearthed-in-cave/314101/30 "2005-07-26T17:19:51Z")
“Making dildos! It’s so simple, even a caveman can do it.” “That’s SO condescending.” ---
**Author:** ![LeeshaJoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@LeeshaJoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LeeshaJoy)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knap-my-flint-ancient-phallus-unearthed-in-cave/314101/31 "2005-07-26T18:09:51Z")
> [@UncleRojelio](#): > > I wish someone would have warned me before I read her books that they were actually soft-core porn. I had to read all four of them before I could come to that conclusion on my own. “Had to.” Right. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![butler1850](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/779978/32.png) [@butler1850](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/butler1850)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knap-my-flint-ancient-phallus-unearthed-in-cave/314101/32 "2005-07-26T18:21:54Z")
> [@UncleRojelio](#): > > I wish someone would have warned me before I read her books that they were actually soft-core porn. I had to read all four of them before I could come to that conclusion on my own. First off, it took you more than one book? Secondly, there are actually 5 books, the latest, released about 2 years ago, and IMO not quite as good as the first 4, is Shelters of Stone. -Butler (Currently re-reading Plains of Passage for the n-th time) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knap-my-flint-ancient-phallus-unearthed-in-cave/314101.md?page=1)