# Knock knock jokes - with a twist **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 10, 2007, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock-jokes-with-a-twist/411265 "2007-07-10T21:47:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Kozmik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8dc957/32.png) [@Kozmik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kozmik)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2007, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock-jokes-with-a-twist/411265/1 "2007-07-10T21:47:29Z")
Knock knock jokes are fun when you have two people. But even more fun with five people! Here’s an example - Poster #1: Knock, knock! Poster #2: Who’s there? Poster #3: Little Old Lady. Poster #4: Little Old Lady who? Poster #5: I didn’t know you could yodel! I’ll start. ---
**Author:** ![Kozmik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8dc957/32.png) [@Kozmik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kozmik)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2007, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock-jokes-with-a-twist/411265/2 "2007-07-10T21:48:47Z")
Knock, knock! ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2007, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock-jokes-with-a-twist/411265/3 "2007-07-10T21:50:43Z")
Fuck you. I suck at this game. _clears his throat_ Who’s there? ---
**Author:** ![x-ray\_vision](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/x-ray_vision/32/351_2.png) [@x-ray\_vision](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/x-ray_vision)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2007, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock-jokes-with-a-twist/411265/4 "2007-07-10T21:51:25Z")
Barry. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2007, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock-jokes-with-a-twist/411265/5 "2007-07-10T22:04:05Z")
[QUOTE=x-ray vision] Barry. [/QUOTE] Barry who? ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2007, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock-jokes-with-a-twist/411265/6 "2007-07-10T22:34:26Z")
Knock?! Its more like “Warrant…!” _BAM!_ ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2007, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock-jokes-with-a-twist/411265/7 "2007-07-10T22:39:37Z")
[QUOTE=Zeldar] Barry who? [/QUOTE] Barry me not on the lone prairie ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2007, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock-jokes-with-a-twist/411265/8 "2007-07-10T22:49:54Z")
Knock knock ---
**Author:** ![feppytweed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/feppytweed/32/4280_2.png) [@feppytweed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/feppytweed)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2007, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock-jokes-with-a-twist/411265/9 "2007-07-10T23:51:38Z")
Who’s there? ---
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2007, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock-jokes-with-a-twist/411265/10 "2007-07-11T00:28:32Z")
Who ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2007, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock-jokes-with-a-twist/411265/11 "2007-07-11T00:59:53Z")
[QUOTE=anyrose] Knock knock [/QUOTE] [QUOTE=feppytweed] Who’s there? [/QUOTE] [QUOTE=MadTheSwine] Who [/QUOTE] Who who? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2007, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock-jokes-with-a-twist/411265/12 "2007-07-11T01:38:21Z")
[QUOTE=anyrose] Who who? [/QUOTE] Stupid owls. ---
**Author:** ![MissMossie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@MissMossie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissMossie)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2007, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock-jokes-with-a-twist/411265/13 "2007-07-11T02:05:33Z")
Knock knock! ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2007, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock-jokes-with-a-twist/411265/14 "2007-07-11T02:07:24Z")
[QUOTE=MissMossie] Knock knock! [/QUOTE] Who’s there? ---
**Author:** ![Khampelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Khampelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khampelf)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2007, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock-jokes-with-a-twist/411265/15 "2007-07-11T02:10:42Z")
[QUOTE=anyrose] Who’s there? [/QUOTE] Dwayne. ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2007, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock-jokes-with-a-twist/411265/16 "2007-07-11T02:11:20Z")
Dwayne who? ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2007, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock-jokes-with-a-twist/411265/17 "2007-07-11T02:11:33Z")
Dwayne who? ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2007, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock-jokes-with-a-twist/411265/18 "2007-07-11T02:23:24Z")
Dwayne in Spain! ---
**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2007, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock-jokes-with-a-twist/411265/19 "2007-07-11T02:52:29Z")
I have a great Knock Knock joke… Ok you start… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Khampelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Khampelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khampelf)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2007, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock-jokes-with-a-twist/411265/20 "2007-07-11T03:26:36Z")
Alrighty then. Knock Knock. Duane the Tub, I’m Dwounding, BTW… [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock-jokes-with-a-twist/411265.md?page=2)