# Knock-Knock jokes **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 6, 2007, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock-jokes/391132 "2007-02-06T21:01:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Poysyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Poysyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poysyn)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2007, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock-jokes/391132/1 "2007-02-06T21:01:04Z")
My little’un has started getting into Knock-Knock jokes, but still doesn’t really know any and I can’t remember any simple ones. Anyone? ---
**Author:** ![Cabbage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@Cabbage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cabbage)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2007, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock-jokes/391132/2 "2007-02-06T21:09:12Z")
Knock Knock Who’s There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne the bathtub, I’m Dwowning! ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2007, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock-jokes/391132/3 "2007-02-06T21:12:38Z")
Sure. You start… Okay, more seriously: Little Old Lady. (I didn’t know you could yodel) ---
**Author:** ![Giles](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giles/32/60_2.png) [@Giles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giles)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2007, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock-jokes/391132/4 "2007-02-06T21:14:19Z")
Knockl know! Who’s there? Gestapo! Gestapo who? Ve vill ask ze kvestions! ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2007, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock-jokes/391132/5 "2007-02-06T21:19:23Z")
[QUOTE=Ethilrist] Little Old Lady. (I didn’t know you could yodel) [/QUOTE] Similarly: Knock knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Stop crying! A classic that the little 'un won’t get: “Anna Maria Alberghetti in a taxi, honey…” ---
**Author:** ![FatBaldGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@FatBaldGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FatBaldGuy)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2007, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock-jokes/391132/6 "2007-02-06T21:20:33Z")
Who’s there? Sam and Janet Sam and Janet who? (singing) Sam and Janet evening… ---
**Author:** ![Birdmonster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/71e660/32.png) [@Birdmonster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Birdmonster)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2007, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock-jokes/391132/7 "2007-02-06T21:24:15Z")
The horrific classic: Knock knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t saw banana? ---
**Author:** ![storyteller0910](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@storyteller0910](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/storyteller0910)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2007, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock-jokes/391132/8 "2007-02-06T21:33:43Z")
My favorite: PERSON 1: Knock knock. PERSON 2: Who’s there? PERSON 1: Interrupting cow. PERSON 2: Interrupt - PERSON 1: Moooooooooooooooooooooo! Or the variant: PERSON 1: Knock knock. PERSON 2: Who’s there? PERSON 1: Interrupting starfish. PERSON 2: Interrupt - (Person one puts their open hand on Person two’s face) ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2007, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock-jokes/391132/9 "2007-02-06T21:50:22Z")
Knock knock. Who’s there? Amos. Amos who? A mosquito. Knock knock. Who’s there? Yeti. Yeti who? Yeti 'nother mosquito. Knock knock. Who’s there? Atha. Atha who? A third mosquito. Knock knock. Who’s there? Airs. Airs who? Airs a lot of mosquitoes round here. Knock knock. Who’s there? Les. Les who? Les kill 'em all. Knock knock. Who’s there? Isabel. Isabel who? Is a bell necessary on a bicycle. Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s me, your bell’s broke. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2007, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock-jokes/391132/10 "2007-02-06T22:09:06Z")
Knock Knock Who’s There? Eskimo christians. Eskimo christians who? Eskimo christians, I’ll tell you no lies. ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2007, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock-jokes/391132/11 "2007-02-06T22:13:12Z")
**Poysin** : Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? **Kid** : Yeah, please **P** : Okay, you start **K** : Knock knock **P** : Who’s there? **K** : 😕 ---
**Author:** ![minlokwat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/minlokwat/32/2844_2.png) [@minlokwat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minlokwat)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2007, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock-jokes/391132/12 "2007-02-06T22:18:56Z")
Have the person raise their index finger and spin it around in a circle. Then: Knock, knock. Who’s there? Woo. Woo who! End of joke. Sometimes you can add on a “Gee, it’s not that good of a joke.” ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2007, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock-jokes/391132/13 "2007-02-06T22:35:03Z")
For a somewhat older child… Knock Knock! Who’s there? Urinary Tract! Urinary Tract who? Urinary tractive woman, you know that? ---
**Author:** ![Marienee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/73ab20/32.png) [@Marienee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marienee)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2007, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock-jokes/391132/14 "2007-02-06T22:45:36Z")
The interrupting cow one cracks up my 7 year old every time. So I second that one. For the really little 'uns: Knock knock who’s there? atch atch who? I’m sorry, I didn’t know you had a cold * * * knock, knock who’s there? who who who? Are you an owl? * * * Knock knock Who’s there? Olive Olive who? Olive you. ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2007, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock-jokes/391132/15 "2007-02-06T22:56:24Z")
Knock knock Who’s there? Mayonnaise. Mayonnaise who? (sing) Mayonnaise have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord… ---
**Author:** ![InternetLegend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/internetlegend/32/13154_2.png) [@InternetLegend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InternetLegend)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2007, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock-jokes/391132/16 "2007-02-07T04:20:42Z")
Okay, the “interrupting starfish” just _killed_ with my 17-year-old and her dad. Thanks, **storyteller0910**! My favorite series (keep in mind I produced a 17-year-old who found the above joke absolutely hilarious): Knock knock Who’s there? Ether Ether who? Ether Bunny Knock knock Who’s there? Cargo Cargo beep-beep, run over Ether Bunny Knock knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Don’t cry; Ether Bunny be back next year! ---
**Author:** ![Civil\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d78d45/32.png) [@Civil\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Guy)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2007, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock-jokes/391132/17 "2007-02-07T05:15:14Z")
Knock knock Who’s there? Control Freak. _First person continues_ “Okay, now you say ‘Control Freak’ who?” ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2007, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock-jokes/391132/18 "2007-02-07T13:56:18Z")
Knock knock. _Who’s there?_ A stupid burglar. Using knock-knock notation… K\*(Shelby) Shelby coming round the mountain when she comes. K\*(Huu) Funny, I didn’t think you were an owl. ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2007, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock-jokes/391132/19 "2007-02-07T14:05:17Z")
**My dear child** : Knock, knock **Me** : Who’s there? **Mdc** : ellyphamp (elephant) **Me** : elephant who? **Mdc** : Your nose is big and you have a stinky butt!.. Daddy, why aren’t you laughing? I need to have a talk with their teacher. ---
**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2007, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock-jokes/391132/20 "2007-02-07T14:24:15Z")
I liked the one at the very end of Wil Smith’s movie, **Pursuit of Happyness**. Knock knock. Who’s there? Nobody. Nobody who? (First person remains silent, hopefully leading other person to repeat “Nobody who?” until they get it.) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock-jokes/391132.md?page=2)