# Knock, knock \*opens door, peeks in\*

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock-opens-door-peeks-in/644364>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 17, 2012, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock-opens-door-peeks-in/644364 "2012-12-17T22:10:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![InternetLegend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/internetlegend/32/13154_2.png) [@InternetLegend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InternetLegend)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock-opens-door-peeks-in/644364/21 "2012-12-20T04:43:49Z")

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> [@Doctor\_Jackson](#):
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> Tales and adventures? Well, somewhere along the way I got busted from “Charter Member” to “Guest”. That may have had something to do with the attempted overthrow of the benign government of Omega X3 by my minions. Who knew Cecil’s mom lives there?
> 
> Such is life.

They’re kind of picky around here about the prompt payment of dues. I found myself a plain vanilla “Member” after haven fallen from the lofty heights of “Charter Member”. I feel your pain.

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**Author:** ![Bam\_Boo\_Gut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8c91f0/32.png) [@Bam\_Boo\_Gut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bam_Boo_Gut)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock-opens-door-peeks-in/644364/22 "2012-12-21T13:38:35Z")

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> [@StGermain](#):
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> Somehow I missed the paper towel tubes. What happened?
> 
> StG

It didn’t happen, and paper towel tubes prove it.

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