# (Knock knock)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock/359254>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 3, 2006, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock/359254 "2006-06-03T03:45:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![purple\_haze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@purple\_haze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purple_haze)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2006, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock/359254/1 "2006-06-03T03:45:17Z")

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Check this out - I wish the people knocking on doors around here were this creative!

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsccgEjLqMc](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsccgEjLqMc)

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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2006, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock/359254/2 "2006-06-03T03:46:14Z")

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Who’s there?

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2006, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock/359254/3 "2006-06-03T03:54:58Z")

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God

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**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2006, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock/359254/4 "2006-06-03T04:07:16Z")

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God who?

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**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2006, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock/359254/5 "2006-06-03T04:45:26Z")

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God a kleedex? Ib all stuffed ub.

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2006, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock/359254/6 "2006-06-03T05:01:45Z")

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_rimshot_