# Knock knock **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 5, 2010, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock/559545 "2010-11-05T03:21:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Runs\_With\_Scissors](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/278dde/32.png) [@Runs\_With\_Scissors](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Runs_With_Scissors)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2010, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock/559545/1 "2010-11-05T03:21:11Z")
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**Author:** ![Max\_the\_Immortal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Max\_the\_Immortal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_the_Immortal)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2010, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock/559545/2 "2010-11-05T03:39:11Z")
[muffled]It’s open![/muffled] ---
**Author:** ![Runs\_With\_Scissors](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/278dde/32.png) [@Runs\_With\_Scissors](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Runs_With_Scissors)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2010, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock/559545/3 "2010-11-05T03:41:35Z")
Honestly! /me _sighs_ heavily I’ll just play by myself 🙂 “Who’s there?” “Eat mop.” “Eat mop who?” /me giggles uncontrollably ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2010, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock/559545/4 "2010-11-05T13:16:07Z")
Frederick Frankenstein: “What knockers!” Inga: “Oh, thank you doctor.” ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2010, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock/559545/5 "2010-11-05T13:18:50Z")
“Dave’s not here!” ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2010, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock/559545/6 "2010-11-05T13:20:33Z")
Land shark. ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2010, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock/559545/7 "2010-11-05T13:34:20Z")
knock knock knock “Penny?” knock knock knock “Penny?” knock knock knock “Penny?” ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2010, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock/559545/8 "2010-11-05T15:02:07Z")
Come and knock on my door Take the step that is new Where the kisses are hers and hers and his Three’s Company too. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2010, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock/559545/9 "2010-11-05T16:19:16Z")
Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2010, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock/559545/10 "2010-11-05T16:48:56Z")
“Orange you glad I didn’t say ‘banana’ again?” ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2010, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock/559545/11 "2010-11-05T17:15:51Z")
… Who’s there? Doctor. Doctor Who? … 😃 … I don’t get it. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2010, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock/559545/12 "2010-11-05T17:17:41Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > … Who’s there? > Doct MOO! ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2010, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock/559545/13 "2010-11-05T17:24:44Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > … Who’s there? > Doctor. > Doctor Who? > … No, just _the Doctor._ 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Emily\_Litella](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emily_litella/32/3370_2.png) [@Emily\_Litella](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emily_Litella)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2010, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock/559545/14 "2010-11-05T18:09:46Z")
Sounds like preignition. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2010, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock/559545/15 "2010-11-05T20:59:22Z")
Hey don’t knock it until ya try it. ---
**Author:** ![B.Serum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/b.serum/32/14266_2.png) [@B.Serum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/B.Serum)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2010, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock/559545/16 "2010-11-05T23:36:59Z")
[Shameless plug](http://www.knockknock.biz/). ---
**Author:** ![InterestedObserver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@InterestedObserver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InterestedObserver)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2010, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock/559545/17 "2010-11-06T00:31:28Z")
My recent favorite (not that I’d ever DO it) was one I saw on The Office: (with a German accent) Knock knock. Who’s there? The gestapo. The gestapo w… (SLAP!) WE will ask the questions here! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![california\_jobcase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@california\_jobcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/california_jobcase)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2010, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock/559545/18 "2010-11-06T00:35:01Z")
I got a good one- you start it. ---
**Author:** ![InterestedObserver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@InterestedObserver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InterestedObserver)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2010, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock/559545/19 "2010-11-06T00:40:42Z")
Knock knock? ---
**Author:** ![california\_jobcase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@california\_jobcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/california_jobcase)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2010, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knock-knock/559545/20 "2010-11-06T00:42:52Z")
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