# Know any punch lines to famous dirty jokes? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 11, 2000, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/know-any-punch-lines-to-famous-dirty-jokes/19209 "2000-05-11T08:14:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Pixoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Pixoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixoid)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2000, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/know-any-punch-lines-to-famous-dirty-jokes/19209/81 "2000-09-02T23:26:36Z")
There! _Now_ you’re fucked! Yeah, I got a convertible, but I just saw my wife on a bicycle! (My personal favorite:) Well, I guess we answered _that_ question. ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/know-any-punch-lines-to-famous-dirty-jokes/19209/82 "2000-09-03T00:44:17Z")
Awww-right, now, that’s two…so where’s this Eskimo woman I gotta wrestle? ---
**Author:** ![ProudAmerican](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f05b48/32.png) [@ProudAmerican](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ProudAmerican)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/know-any-punch-lines-to-famous-dirty-jokes/19209/83 "2000-09-03T00:53:06Z")
20 bucks, same as downtown. ---
**Author:** ![capacitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@capacitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capacitor)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/know-any-punch-lines-to-famous-dirty-jokes/19209/84 "2000-09-03T01:16:27Z")
To keep her ankles warm. And that’s how I ended up in court. This is for Grandma. ---
**Author:** ![fobia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/50afbb/32.png) [@fobia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fobia)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/know-any-punch-lines-to-famous-dirty-jokes/19209/85 "2000-09-03T18:56:24Z")
**…the sign read _You’ve just been screwed by Porky’s_** ---
**Author:** ![Fonz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Fonz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fonz)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2000, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/know-any-punch-lines-to-famous-dirty-jokes/19209/86 "2000-09-10T20:27:47Z")
…and the genie thought I said I wanted to be a twelve inch pianist. ---
**Author:** ![beerman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85e7bf/32.png) [@beerman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beerman)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2000, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/know-any-punch-lines-to-famous-dirty-jokes/19209/87 "2000-09-11T08:28:57Z")
Death by bunga bunga well my ass is still kinda sore from yesterday ``` Howdy Y'all Beerman ``` ---
**Author:** ![beerman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85e7bf/32.png) [@beerman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beerman)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2000, 8:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/know-any-punch-lines-to-famous-dirty-jokes/19209/88 "2000-09-11T08:39:38Z")
one I forgot DING DONG MOTHERFUCKER DING DONG!!! ---
**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2000, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/know-any-punch-lines-to-famous-dirty-jokes/19209/89 "2000-09-11T11:01:44Z")
i absolutely love the joke that ends, “and i just bet him $100 i could piss all over the bar and you’d laugh about it.” or whatever. but i’ve forgotten the joke. can someone tell it to me? or email? thank you. nasty: “so the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.” chauvinist: “do you see any roads between the bedroom and the kitchen?” funny as hell: “well, the first time i told him my dick was bigger than his, and the second time i showed him.” ---
**Author:** ![John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ccd318/32.png) [@John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Kentzel-Griffin)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/know-any-punch-lines-to-famous-dirty-jokes/19209/90 "2000-09-14T12:49:41Z")
Liquor in the front and poker in the rear. ---
**Author:** ![Punoqllads](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d2c977/32.png) [@Punoqllads](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Punoqllads)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/know-any-punch-lines-to-famous-dirty-jokes/19209/91 "2000-09-14T15:04:21Z")
…but that’s the first time I’ve been asked in the pluperfect subjunctive. ---
**Author:** ![lawoot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/35a633/32.png) [@lawoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lawoot)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2000, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/know-any-punch-lines-to-famous-dirty-jokes/19209/92 "2000-09-15T11:57:14Z")
I need a bike! I need a Bike! You got the ugly one! Must be your shoes. ---
**Author:** ![Pergau](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7c8e57/32.png) [@Pergau](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pergau)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2000, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/know-any-punch-lines-to-famous-dirty-jokes/19209/93 "2000-09-15T12:21:19Z")
My favourite punch line is from “Some Like It Hot” “And then the one-legged jockey said Don’t mind me I’m riding sidesaddle” Does anyone know if this is a joke or just a punchline? ---
**Author:** ![micilin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8c91f0/32.png) [@micilin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/micilin)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2000, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/know-any-punch-lines-to-famous-dirty-jokes/19209/94 "2000-09-15T12:34:50Z")
“Know it? I fucking well wrote it!” “…and the third one laughed so much she slid down the barstool” (Sorry about that one) “To celebrate? No, to get the taste out of my mouth.” “See that BMW down there? I’ll give you THAT for it.” ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2000, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/know-any-punch-lines-to-famous-dirty-jokes/19209/95 "2000-09-15T12:46:32Z")
So the Pope put his feet on the table, lights a cigar and says “you muthaf\*\*kers are all right!” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/know-any-punch-lines-to-famous-dirty-jokes/19209.md?page=4)