# Knowing when to shut up

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knowing-when-to-shut-up/840969>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 28, 2019, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knowing-when-to-shut-up/840969 "2019-09-28T22:44:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2019, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knowing-when-to-shut-up/840969/101 "2019-09-30T05:31:02Z")

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What indicates I’m sure? All I did was ask.

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**Author:** ![Annoyed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f04885/32.png) [@Annoyed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annoyed)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2019, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knowing-when-to-shut-up/840969/102 "2019-09-30T05:47:30Z")

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> [@atimnie](#):
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> You really are a stupid cunt who just doesn’t fucking get it, or you are the most fucking annoying troll in existence.
> 
> _“where it gets you’re panties in a twist”_  
> YOUR, fucktard.
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> _“What I can’t stand are hypocrites and douchebags like yourself who rage a christians for having the audacity to want to talk to you.”_  
> And if I clearly state that I don’t want to talk to them, and they persist, they are being assholes, and I have the right to call them out on it, nothing at all hypocritical about that, idiot.
> 
> _“and you likewise have the privilege to tell them how butt-hurt you are”_  
> Not butt hurt, fucktard. Go back to the original post, read it slowly and carefully, and if you have the mental capacity (doubtful) figure out why you are wrong in what you’ve been saying. I am not butt hurt, just angry that the stupid bitch insisted on her attempted proselytizing when I told her, not interested, atheist, gave clear indications what I thought of her and her religion, and why I didn’t want to talk about it. As I said before, if you don’t get that, you are beyond stupid.
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> _“Although the left is pushing real hard for “hate speech” and “hate crime” laws”_  
> Against who? You are, as usual, completely full of shit.

Why does it get both of your asscheeks SO RED that a Christian wants to talk religion with you? Look at the state of your meltdown above and tell me you don’t have some weird, deep down issue that you’re compensating for with anger.

So fucking what if a Christian approached you. You act like that shit was an affront to your entire manhood. If that little, minuscule thing has you THIS wound up then I’d hate to see you in any kind of situation that’s even remotely stressful. You’d be crying in a bathroom somewhere.

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**Author:** ![Annoyed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f04885/32.png) [@Annoyed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annoyed)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2019, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knowing-when-to-shut-up/840969/103 "2019-09-30T06:00:58Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> What indicates I’m sure? All I did was ask.

Uh huh, a rather oddly specific request that you just thought of all by yourself.

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**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2019, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knowing-when-to-shut-up/840969/104 "2019-09-30T06:25:59Z")

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"Why does it get both of your asscheeks SO RED that a Christian wants to talk religion with you? Look at the state of your meltdown above and tell me you don’t have some weird, deep down issue that you’re compensating for with anger.

So fucking what if a Christian approached you. You act like that shit was an affront to your entire manhood. If that little, minuscule thing has you THIS wound up then I’d hate to see you in any kind of situation that’s even remotely stressful. You’d be crying in a bathroom somewhere."

Again, too fucking stupid to get the fucking point, I’m not explaining this again, you’re too stupid to argue with. My only response to you in the future will be, fuck off, fuck you, or some other such variant. Seriously, you’re more annoying than that psycho god bitch.

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**Author:** ![Annoyed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f04885/32.png) [@Annoyed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annoyed)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2019, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knowing-when-to-shut-up/840969/105 "2019-09-30T06:39:19Z")

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> [@atimnie](#):
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> that psycho god bitch.

You’re quite the little misogynist aren’t ya. Is it because she was a strong woman and sure of her beliefs?

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**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2019, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knowing-when-to-shut-up/840969/106 "2019-09-30T06:59:10Z")

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Fuck you, asshole.

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**Author:** ![Not\_Carlson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bc79bd/32.png) [@Not\_Carlson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Not_Carlson)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2019, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knowing-when-to-shut-up/840969/107 "2019-09-30T08:59:13Z")

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> [@atimnie](#):
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> That’s the way this bitch opened. “Do you know who Jesus was?” Yes, you stupid cunt, I know who fucking Jesus was. Do you think I’m as stupid as you are? I didn’t say anything like that, right at that moment. It was only when the deluded bitch wouldn’t take a fucking hint and shut the fuck up that I shouted, FUCK YOU. By that time, I had said a few nasty things about her, her beliefs, religion in general, bitch kept pushing. As I said before, I have no problem with the casually religious, it’s only when they get in your face that they show themselves to be a self important asshole, rude, obnoxious, and totally oblivious to how rude and obnoxious they are. Their heads all full of god and Jesus, there’s no room left for common sense or decency.

This is a worthy pit topic, and your ire is entirely justified.  
And yes **Annoyed** is a tedious pissant and obvious troll.

But maybe ease up on the “bitch” and “cunt” a tad?

Sure, it’s the Pit.  
But ranting doesn’t necessitate creating a toxic environment.

Kumbaya.

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**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2019, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knowing-when-to-shut-up/840969/108 "2019-09-30T10:16:40Z")

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> [@Annoyed](#):
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> Nah, I’m more curious as to how you seem to be so sure of yourself about my location.
> 
> Care to answer _that_?

Monty is not sure of your location, but he IS sure about something significant regarding Thailand which has been mentioned by folks living in Thailand who post on this forum. He has a reason for his questions which is quite clearly eluding you. It may be ruining the game by telling you this much, Angry Hamster, but clearly you have arrived unarmed to a battle of wits.

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**Author:** ![saje](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saje/32/3631_2.png) [@saje](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saje)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2019, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knowing-when-to-shut-up/840969/109 "2019-09-30T11:17:09Z")

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> [@Annoyed](#):
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> Oh I have very little doubt and I know I’m right (and you do too) that most of the Christian haters in this thread (you included) would prostrate themselves at the feet of the first Muslim who wanted to talk about the Koran and Islam, but would feign aggression (because pussies) at a Christian who wanted to talk about the Bible.
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> This is a fact.

I think you need to look up the meaning of the word Fact.

Your totally unsupported assumption =/= fact. Religions are the source of evil, IMO. ALL of them. The little bit of good they do is far, far outweighed by the bloodshed they have caused. So when you come telling me that some deity will right all my wrongs and make me happy and that there’s a better place for me in the afterlife (or whatever the selling point of the moment is), don’t be surprised to get nothing but a flat “No” and nothing more.

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**Author:** ![Annoyed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f04885/32.png) [@Annoyed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annoyed)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2019, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knowing-when-to-shut-up/840969/110 "2019-09-30T11:36:29Z")

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> [@Broomstick](#):
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> Monty is not sure of your location, but he IS sure about something significant regarding Thailand which has been mentioned by folks living in Thailand who post on this forum. He has a reason for his questions which is quite clearly eluding you. It may be ruining the game by telling you this much, Angry Hamster, but clearly you have arrived unarmed to a battle of wits.

Or, he could quit pussyfooting around and just come out with whatever this “something significant” is.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2019, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knowing-when-to-shut-up/840969/111 "2019-09-30T11:49:16Z")

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Or you could simply answer a simple question, you simpleton.

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**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2019, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knowing-when-to-shut-up/840969/112 "2019-09-30T12:03:58Z")

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> [@Annoyed](#):
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> Or, he could quit pussyfooting around and just come out with whatever this “something significant” is.

If you lived in Thailand you wouldn’t need to be told as the something is very common knowledge in that country. So, at best, you’ve visited Thailand, but you are not a permanent resident.

OK… _::: scratches off one item on list :::_ … Angry Hamster does not live in Thailand.

This is fun - anyone else have Significant Questions by which to narrow down Angry Hamster’s location? Let’s play twenty questions!

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2019, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knowing-when-to-shut-up/840969/113 "2019-09-30T12:52:37Z")

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> [@Annoyed](#):
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> When people get uppity about bible thumpers, I wish I could be a fly on the wall during an interaction of the same quality featuring a different religion. I’d just like to know if the reaction is equal and proportionate or not. I’d wager a months salary it wouldn’t be.

I was just as rude to the last attempt to convert me to the cult of the earthly manifestation of the Seven Deadly Sins (marginally ruder, actually – I’ve never commented on a god-botherer’s sartorial choices, but I told this guy that his little red cap just called attention to his baldness).

Now you have a reason to be “Annoyed”; you owe me a month’s salary.

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**Author:** ![Annoyed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f04885/32.png) [@Annoyed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annoyed)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2019, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knowing-when-to-shut-up/840969/114 "2019-09-30T13:56:44Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> Or you could simply answer a simple question, you simpleton.

Or you can simply kiss my beautiful white ass.

If I was in Thailand (which I am not, you fucking moron) why would I take your bait & answer a question that could get me arrested if answered in a certain way.

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**Author:** ![Annoyed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f04885/32.png) [@Annoyed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annoyed)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2019, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knowing-when-to-shut-up/840969/115 "2019-09-30T13:59:30Z")

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> [@Broomstick](#):
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> anyone else have Significant Questions by which to narrow down Angry Hamster’s location?

Why would ya wanna do that? Y’all gettin’ all stalky-pants on little ole me?

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**Author:** ![Snake\_Plissken\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Snake\_Plissken\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snake_Plissken_1)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2019, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knowing-when-to-shut-up/840969/116 "2019-09-30T14:17:50Z")

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Don’t forget! Goes great with a Snickers!

> **[Chick.com: Chick Cartoon Gospel Tracts Make Witnessing So Easy!](https://www.chick.com/)**
>
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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2019, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knowing-when-to-shut-up/840969/117 "2019-09-30T14:20:28Z")

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> [@Annoyed](#):
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> Or you can simply kiss my beautiful white ass.
> 
> If I was in Thailand (which I am not, you fucking moron) why would I take your bait & answer a question that could get me arrested if answered in a certain way.

I don’t think you are in Thailand because your mom probably wouldn’t have a basement for you to live in in Thailand.

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**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2019, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knowing-when-to-shut-up/840969/118 "2019-09-30T14:24:00Z")

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> [@Annoyed](#):
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> Or you can simply kiss my beautiful white ass.

Are you feeling lonely, Angry Hamster? Unloved? Unwanted? Undesirable? There are better ways to get what you want than by mooning people. Or perhaps you feel that is your least-ugly feature. Sad. ☹

> [@Annoyed](#):
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> If I was in Thailand (which I am not, you fucking moron) why would I take your bait & answer a question that could get me arrested if answered in a certain way.

Ah, so you DO know the Secret Answer! :dubious:

> [@Annoyed](#):
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> Why would ya wanna do that? Y’all gettin’ all stalky-pants on little ole me?

So I know where NOT to go on my next vacation. Sort of anti-stalking. A means of avoiding trolls and pond scum (with my apologies to the to _Cyanophyta_ phyllum for the comparison).

You do realize that I am pointing and laughing, right?

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**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2019, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knowing-when-to-shut-up/840969/119 "2019-09-30T14:32:53Z")

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> [@Snake\_Plissken](#):
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> Don’t forget! Goes great with a Snickers!
> 
> [https://www.chick.com/](https://www.chick.com/)

“This Halloween, give kids the gospel with their candy.”  
Or you could just give them candy and not be a proselytizing prick.

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**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2019, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knowing-when-to-shut-up/840969/120 "2019-09-30T14:48:44Z")

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> [@atimnie](#):
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> “This Halloween, give kids the gospel with their candy.”  
> Or you could just give them candy and not be a proselytizing prick.

Hey, I’m giving them some credit for “with their candy” - a tract with a Reese’s is fine. It’s not like they knocked on \*your \*door.

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