# Knuckle Tattoo Mania

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knuckle-tattoo-mania/837521>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [July 24, 2019, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knuckle-tattoo-mania/837521 "2019-07-24T00:49:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2019, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knuckle-tattoo-mania/837521/1 "2019-07-24T00:49:06Z")

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Your assignment is to come up with knuckle tattoo suggestions for…anyone.

Celebrity, occupation, fictional character, whatever.

For example:  
Lumberjack:

**TREE AXER**  
Michael Stivic:

**MEAT HEAD**

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**Author:** ![BobBitchin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@BobBitchin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobBitchin)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2019, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knuckle-tattoo-mania/837521/2 "2019-07-24T01:27:45Z")

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ELWOOD:cool:

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2019, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knuckle-tattoo-mania/837521/3 "2019-07-24T06:32:55Z")

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Trump:

**BEAT DEMS**

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2019, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knuckle-tattoo-mania/837521/4 "2019-07-24T06:51:31Z")

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Catfish Noodler:  
FISH BAIT

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2019, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knuckle-tattoo-mania/837521/5 "2019-07-24T11:38:50Z")

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Leonard Nimoy:

LIVE LONG

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2019, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knuckle-tattoo-mania/837521/6 "2019-07-24T12:15:46Z")

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Last week:

**HEAT WAVE**

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**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2019, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knuckle-tattoo-mania/837521/7 "2019-07-24T12:39:26Z")

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Everyone on earth,

CALM DOWN

see also,

STAY COOL

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2019, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knuckle-tattoo-mania/837521/8 "2019-07-24T13:43:11Z")

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Paul McCartney:

**PLAY BASS**

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2019, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knuckle-tattoo-mania/837521/9 "2019-07-24T14:01:25Z")

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John Lennon:

LOVE YOKO

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2019, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knuckle-tattoo-mania/837521/10 "2019-07-24T14:10:38Z")

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Me:

**HOLD FAST**

(an old time sailing thing)

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2019, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knuckle-tattoo-mania/837521/11 "2019-07-24T14:59:25Z")

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Beatles:

**PAUL DEAD**

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2019, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knuckle-tattoo-mania/837521/12 "2019-07-24T16:02:58Z")

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Anita Bryant:

**GAYS SUCK**

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2019, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knuckle-tattoo-mania/837521/13 "2019-07-24T16:42:34Z")

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One of my favorites from the Simpsons, they’re doing a riff on Cape Fear and Sideshow Bob has the below on his knuckles:  
Luv hāt

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2019, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knuckle-tattoo-mania/837521/14 "2019-07-24T20:55:43Z")

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Mark Twain:

**HUCK FINN**

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2019, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knuckle-tattoo-mania/837521/15 "2019-07-25T00:54:59Z")

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Margaret Hamilton:

**DING DONG**

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2019, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knuckle-tattoo-mania/837521/16 "2019-07-25T00:59:06Z")

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Sideshow Bob from The Simpsons:

KILL BART

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2019, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knuckle-tattoo-mania/837521/17 "2019-07-25T07:19:01Z")

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The Son of Sam:

**SING SING**

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**Author:** ![F.U.Shakespeare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aca169/32.png) [@F.U.Shakespeare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/F.U.Shakespeare)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2019, 8:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knuckle-tattoo-mania/837521/18 "2019-07-25T08:55:04Z")

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Hannibal Lecter, before:

LAMBS RULE

Hannibal Lecter, after:

OUCH

This refers to events in the movies, not the novels.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2019, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knuckle-tattoo-mania/837521/19 "2019-07-25T09:21:37Z")

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Animal

**BEAT DRUM**

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2019, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/knuckle-tattoo-mania/837521/20 "2019-07-25T13:40:22Z")

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Keith Richards:  
**AINT DYIN**

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