# Kool-Aid Man's anatomy

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kool-aid-mans-anatomy/618980>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 16, 2012, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kool-aid-mans-anatomy/618980 "2012-04-16T18:35:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2012, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kool-aid-mans-anatomy/618980/41 "2012-04-18T19:39:05Z")

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> [@Biggirl](#):
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> Since everyone else ignored this part, I’ll take a shot at it. Especially since I just saw this commercial. **Peppermint Patty’s got a man now.** He takes a bite and wind blows through his sexy hair and he makes sexy faces at the sexy camera as he chews on sexy mint and chocolate. He does not, however, moan in ecstasy.

Okay, Family Guy has ruined me because I saw the bolded part and my first thought was “so she and Marcie aren’t lovers anymore?”.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2012, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kool-aid-mans-anatomy/618980/42 "2012-04-18T20:14:28Z")

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> [@Wile\_E](#):
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> Okay, Family Guy has ruined me because I saw the bolded part and my first thought was “so she and Marcie aren’t lovers anymore?”.

Don’t worry. The Charles Schulz Estate still made a mint from it.

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