# Kosher Eating Question

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kosher-eating-question/755467>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [May 23, 2016, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kosher-eating-question/755467 "2016-05-23T17:15:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2016, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kosher-eating-question/755467/21 "2016-05-24T23:01:35Z")

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> [@Isamu](#):
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> What’s wrong with Austrians?

They’re not kosher.

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**Author:** ![Marvin\_the\_Martian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/marvin_the_martian/32/2898_2.png) [@Marvin\_the\_Martian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marvin_the_Martian)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2016, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kosher-eating-question/755467/22 "2016-05-25T13:50:10Z")

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> [@Senegoid](#):
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> They’re not kosher.

That depends on how we kill them…

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2016, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kosher-eating-question/755467/23 "2016-05-25T14:18:50Z")

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> [@Marvin\_the\_Martian](#):
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> That depends on how we kill them…

I don’t believe that they have hooves, or chew cud.

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**Author:** ![Marvin\_the\_Martian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/marvin_the_martian/32/2898_2.png) [@Marvin\_the\_Martian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marvin_the_Martian)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2016, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kosher-eating-question/755467/24 "2016-05-25T14:57:18Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> I don’t believe that they have hooves, or chew cud.

It was a Monty Python reference: [The Lifeboat Sketch](http://www.montypython.net/scripts/lifeboat.php)

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**Author:** ![lance\_strongarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/87869e/32.png) [@lance\_strongarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lance_strongarm)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2016, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kosher-eating-question/755467/25 "2016-05-25T19:18:53Z")

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> [@Senegoid](#):
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> They’re not kosher.

Austrians are definitely Kosher as long as you don’t eat them with milk products.

P.S. I see I’m late for this joke. Dang.

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**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2016, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kosher-eating-question/755467/26 "2016-05-25T19:32:56Z")

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> [@Isamu](#):
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> What’s wrong with Austrians?

> [@Senegoid](#):
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> They’re not kosher.

> [@Marvin\_the\_Martian](#):
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> That depends on how we kill them…

You just give them a bris before you slaughter them.

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