# Kris Kross guy dead, and it's creepy (for me)

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kris-kross-guy-dead-and-its-creepy-for-me/657285
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [May 2, 2013, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kris-kross-guy-dead-and-its-creepy-for-me/657285 "2013-05-02T03:20:51Z")
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### Author: ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2013, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kris-kross-guy-dead-and-its-creepy-for-me/657285/1 "2013-05-02T03:20:51Z")

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I was driving home today from running some errands, and Kris Kross’s “Jump” was on the 90s channel on Sirius XM.

I thought about one hit wonders and said aloud, “I wonder if these guys are dead.”

A few hours later, Chris Kelly, of Kris Kross, was found dead.

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### Author: ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2013, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kris-kross-guy-dead-and-its-creepy-for-me/657285/2 "2013-05-02T03:42:48Z")

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Do-de-do-de, do-de-do-de, do-de-do-de… :eek:

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### Author: ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2013, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kris-kross-guy-dead-and-its-creepy-for-me/657285/3 "2013-05-02T03:45:51Z")

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Weren’t they the guys who wore their pants backwards?

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### Author: ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2013, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kris-kross-guy-dead-and-its-creepy-for-me/657285/4 "2013-05-02T04:11:04Z")

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> [@RickJay](#):
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> I was driving home today from running some errands, and Kris Kross’s “Jump” was on the 90s channel on Sirius XM.
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> I thought about one hit wonders and said aloud, “I wonder if these guys are dead.”
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> A few hours later, Chris Kelly, of Kris Kross, was found dead.

If ever there comes a point where I don’t post for a few days, could I just ask you now not to wonder if I’m still alive?

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### Author: ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2013, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kris-kross-guy-dead-and-its-creepy-for-me/657285/5 "2013-05-02T04:41:22Z")

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Wiggity wiggity wiggity whacked?

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### Author: ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2013, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kris-kross-guy-dead-and-its-creepy-for-me/657285/6 "2013-05-02T04:54:01Z")

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> [@friedo](#):
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> Wiggity wiggity wiggity whacked?

With a miggity miggity miggity miggity mac 11?

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### Author: ![moriah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b2d939/32.png) [@moriah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moriah)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2013, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kris-kross-guy-dead-and-its-creepy-for-me/657285/7 "2013-05-02T04:58:04Z")

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[Jump](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=010KyIQjkTk)

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### Author: ![Simplicio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c37758/32.png) [@Simplicio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simplicio)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2013, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kris-kross-guy-dead-and-its-creepy-for-me/657285/8 "2013-05-02T05:05:11Z")

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Weird, in my head they were considerably older then me. I guess I was young enough at the time that even people in their mid-teens seemed “old”, and I never really thought about them again to realize it would only be a difference of a couple years.

Ah well, too bad he’s passed in any case. I remember that song being everywhere for a bit.

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### Author: ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2013, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kris-kross-guy-dead-and-its-creepy-for-me/657285/9 "2013-05-02T05:15:34Z")

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Did you wish him into the cornfield?

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### Author: ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2013, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kris-kross-guy-dead-and-its-creepy-for-me/657285/10 "2013-05-02T05:20:30Z")

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> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#):
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> Weren’t they the guys who wore their pants backwards?

Yes. I figured that was their claim to fame.

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### Author: ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2013, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kris-kross-guy-dead-and-its-creepy-for-me/657285/11 "2013-05-02T12:45:27Z")

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Yes the K’s clued me in, but since I have no idea who said person is, I instead thought of Christopher Cross (cheesy MOR crooner) and even Chris Cross, Ultravox bassist.

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### Author: ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2013, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kris-kross-guy-dead-and-its-creepy-for-me/657285/12 "2013-05-02T12:50:07Z")

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The guy peaked when he was 12. He probably didn’t have much left to contribute to society anyway.

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### Author: ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2013, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kris-kross-guy-dead-and-its-creepy-for-me/657285/13 "2013-05-02T13:49:02Z")

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Sort of along the lines of the OP, sometimes I’ll be talking about a famous person, and someone will wonder if the person is still alive or not. If the person is indeed alive, I’ll say so, but then I’ll qualify it by saying, “unless he died in the last few hours and we just haven’t heard about it yet.” So far there haven’t been any of these deaths. The last one was Wilford Brimley last Friday, and as far as I know, he’s still living.

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### Author: ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2013, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kris-kross-guy-dead-and-its-creepy-for-me/657285/14 "2013-05-02T14:09:41Z")

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Is it possible they were playing the song because he was dead? I don’t know what time this happened, but he died around 4:30 or 5 pm.

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### Author: ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2013, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kris-kross-guy-dead-and-its-creepy-for-me/657285/15 "2013-05-02T14:13:09Z")

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In honor of Mac daddy’s death, tonight when I go to bed I will wear my shorts backwards.

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### Author: ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2013, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kris-kross-guy-dead-and-its-creepy-for-me/657285/16 "2013-05-02T14:26:29Z")

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> [@Zebra](#):
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> Did you wish him into the cornfield?

“Build it, and they will drop rhymes.”

**Marley23:** Nope. It was 9:30 AM when I listened to the song. His body was not discovered for hours after that.

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### Author: ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2013, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kris-kross-guy-dead-and-its-creepy-for-me/657285/17 "2013-05-02T17:34:45Z")

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> [@Ponch8](#):
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> . The last one was Wilford Brimley last Friday, and as far as I know, he’s still living.

BTW I’ve heard he is “bi courious” and has a twin. So, if you are trying that internet dating thing make sure your filters are set right.

Just sayin.

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### Author: ![casdave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c6cbf5/32.png) [@casdave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/casdave)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2013, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kris-kross-guy-dead-and-its-creepy-for-me/657285/18 "2013-05-02T19:48:39Z")

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Looks like I’ll have to cross Kriss Kross’s Kriss off my Christmas list

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### Author: ![Jynxster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d07c76/32.png) [@Jynxster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jynxster)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2013, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kris-kross-guy-dead-and-its-creepy-for-me/657285/19 "2013-05-02T20:03:39Z")

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ERMGAHD half of my former self is now dead. Whoo-hoo!

Explination: My first name is Christina. I married (and then divorced) a guy with the last name of Cross. Thus my name for 4 years was Chris Cross. Jump Jump got old reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal quick. Could not wait to take my maiden name back fast enough.

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### Author: ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2013, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kris-kross-guy-dead-and-its-creepy-for-me/657285/20 "2013-05-02T20:34:33Z")

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Someone send a floral arrangement to Liz Lemon!

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