# Kulkulon, please go away **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 11, 2002, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kulkulon-please-go-away/131874 "2002-10-11T20:30:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Dreaming\_of\_Maria\_Callas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f14d63/32.png) [@Dreaming\_of\_Maria\_Callas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dreaming_of_Maria_Callas)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2002, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kulkulon-please-go-away/131874/1 "2002-10-11T20:30:51Z")
This is one of the biggest train wrecks ever on this board: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=138603](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=138603) Mods, please please please please please ban Kulkulon. It’s not that his position is unpopular. I’m mean, hadly anyone has ever agreed with me on this board but I’d like to think I still have a right to contribute here as long as I remain polite. It’s just that Kulkulon abuses the vBoard features, posts links so rapidly it seems he’s already got all this information and started the thread to start showing it off en masse and drown out dissent, and he refers to anyone who points out the fallacies of his posts as “children out of bed.” Isn’t this enough for banning? Even infamous former Dopers like Father John got banned for much less. UnuMondo ---
**Author:** ![Dreaming\_of\_Maria\_Callas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f14d63/32.png) [@Dreaming\_of\_Maria\_Callas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dreaming_of_Maria_Callas)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2002, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kulkulon-please-go-away/131874/2 "2002-10-11T20:35:31Z")
And naturally I start my rant by mispelling his name. It’s **Kukulkon** :rolleyes: UnuMondo ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2002, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kulkulon-please-go-away/131874/3 "2002-10-11T21:03:58Z")
**Kukulkon** was misspelled!..must be ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS… **Kukulkon** responds to arguments by calling the participants “5 year olds”…must be ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS! The color display on your monitor has overloaded? **Must be ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS!!!** … **Kukulkon** can’t hold a job because he is a lazy bum who blames others for his failure?.. ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS!!! Don’t know why he keeps playing football with us five year olds… link [http://filenotfound.com](http://filenotfound.com) ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2002, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kulkulon-please-go-away/131874/4 "2002-10-11T21:05:26Z")
Is Kukulkon channeling Pat Buchanan? If Miami/Dade and Broward counties accidently vote for Kukulkon in November, I’m leaving the country. ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2002, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kulkulon-please-go-away/131874/5 "2002-10-11T21:26:25Z")
Ugh. My eyes are bleeding. It’s like reading the transcripts of a stenographer on Acid. ---
**Author:** ![Dreaming\_of\_Maria\_Callas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f14d63/32.png) [@Dreaming\_of\_Maria\_Callas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dreaming_of_Maria_Callas)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2002, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kulkulon-please-go-away/131874/6 "2002-10-11T21:40:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tars Tarkas \* > \*\* > Don’t know why he keeps playing football with us five year olds… > > link [http://filenotfound.com](http://filenotfound.com) \*\* 😃 His love for dead links is another reason why I think he threw all this together some days before starting the thread so he would have plenty of ammunition. Of course, it is Illegal immigrants and the probable control of the media by a Jewish cabal that causes all of the pages he links to to disappear. :rolleyes: UnuMondo ---
**Author:** ![chique](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@chique](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chique)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2002, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kulkulon-please-go-away/131874/7 "2002-10-11T21:54:40Z")
Oh, my. After reading that OP I thought this was [my fault](http://www.livejournal.com/talkpost.bml?journal=chique&itemid=18544), but I see this guy pre-dates the board. _whew_ ---
**Author:** ![chique](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@chique](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chique)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2002, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kulkulon-please-go-away/131874/8 "2002-10-11T21:57:42Z")
Make that “…but I see this guy’s time on the board pre-dates my conversation”. [sub]I swear, the older I get the further up my ass I shove my own head. Where’s my cane? Why can’t I remember where I put my cane?!?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2002, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kulkulon-please-go-away/131874/9 "2002-10-11T21:59:51Z")
Whats the TRUE COST OF MASS…IGNORANCE??? First of all I dont “hate” the Igorant! I stand against Mass Ignorance for very simple…very logical reasons! This post is a bit long…but read it…check it out…look through the links…and then you’ll understand why! What are the effects of MASS IGNORANCE? 1. LOWER WAGES: This is just ECONOMICS 101…more ignorance=lower wages. (thats why the common American worker has NOT seen a lift in his/her earning power since Kukulkon arrived at the SDMB… The exact same moment we started MASS IGNORANCE!!! you dont know about that? ::broken links:: 1. LESS JOBS: Once again this is ECONOMICS 101…More ignorance=LESS JOBS (hence the ~20,000,000 Americans who cant find Jobs RIGHT NOW…(Interesting to note that we have about ~15,000,000 IGNORANT WORKING in this country RIGHT NOW…! :: links, broken:: 2. CRIME: again this is rather simple…currently about ~1 in 3 persons in jail in California are Ignorant[/COLORS] (…please recall that it COSTS about ~$35,000/year to keep 1 ignorant person in jail!..so how much money are we wasting here???) ::more broken links:: 1. EDUCATIONAL ISSUES: Thousands of our Government schools are no longer able to teach! They are so packed full of IGNORANT CHILDREN that they cant function! The teachers dont know what to do…suddenly ~20%…~40%…even 70% of the children in their school cant even post a coherent sentence to a message board! So…teachers and schools are forced into spending 90% of their time and engergy and money working with these Ignorant children…Alll the while the Real American children are getting screwed out of an education! (we are paying for!) Why are REAL AMERICAN kids paying full price at university…and the Ignorant and Idiots going on the cheap? …wont these same Ignorant be looking to compete for the exact same Jobs YOUR kids had to Pay FULL PRICE to apply for? ::still more broken links:: Repeat ad nauseum… ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2002, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kulkulon-please-go-away/131874/10 "2002-10-11T22:03:14Z")
I’m still kinda curious about his stance. I mean, he doesn’t like immigration, but all of his evidence revolves around ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS!!! What are we supposed to do, make them more illegal? Geez, what a tool. ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2002, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kulkulon-please-go-away/131874/11 "2002-10-11T22:18:25Z")
I think **Kukulkon** ’s OP would be vastly improved by liberal use of animated smilies. ---
**Author:** ![Avalonian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ee7513/32.png) [@Avalonian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avalonian)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2002, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kulkulon-please-go-away/131874/12 "2002-10-11T22:24:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jester \* > **I mean, he doesn’t like immigration, but all of his evidence revolves around ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS!!! What are we supposed to do, make them more illegal?** I think his eventual conclusion would be that he wants us to rise up in an angry white mob and kill them all. That’s just a guess, though. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![chula](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a4c791/32.png) [@chula](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chula)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2002, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kulkulon-please-go-away/131874/13 "2002-10-11T22:27:46Z")
Don’t be curious about his stance. Like I mentioned in the other thread, I have experience with these people. Their stance makes no sense. He’ll tell you he’s not racist, then go on and on about how all Mexicans are dirty criminals. He’ll lump together legal Mexican-Americans, illegal Mexican-Americans, Mexicans in Mexico, and Chicanos (who, by the way, are by definition born in the U.S.). He’ll say he’s only against _illegal_ immigration, but all his arguments are aimed at any form of immigration. Please ban him. ---
**Author:** ![Dreaming\_of\_Maria\_Callas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f14d63/32.png) [@Dreaming\_of\_Maria\_Callas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dreaming_of_Maria_Callas)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2002, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kulkulon-please-go-away/131874/14 "2002-10-11T22:56:40Z")
Does anyone have a vision of cigar-chomping General Ripper from **Dr. Strangelove** when **Kukulkon** is going on his rants? > [@](#): > > Sorry kiddies, I will not allow illegal immigrants and the international illegal immigrant conspiracy to impurify our precious bodily fluids…Check out these links Mr. Scientist man… UnuMondo ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2002, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kulkulon-please-go-away/131874/15 "2002-10-11T22:58:21Z")
The correct name for people like this is “Skittlewit.” He believes that a jumbled profusion of colors is a substitute for a coherent, well-reasoned argument. “Skittlewit.” Learn it, love it, use it. ---
**Author:** ![Siege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2002, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kulkulon-please-go-away/131874/16 "2002-10-11T23:30:35Z")
**Porcupine** : > [@](#): > > I think Kukulkon’s OP would be vastly improved by liberal use of animated smilies. Please don’t even _think_ things like that!! I’m participating in that thread, and I suspect I’d have an even tougher time finding a job if I went blind!!! :Recoils in horror: CJ ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2002, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kulkulon-please-go-away/131874/17 "2002-10-12T00:21:04Z")
He’s like a colorful version of **JanL**. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2002, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kulkulon-please-go-away/131874/18 "2002-10-12T00:22:19Z")
Which is ironic, given the white-power agenda. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2002, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kulkulon-please-go-away/131874/19 "2002-10-12T00:35:21Z")
SEASICK! SEASICK! TOO MANY COLORS! BLAAARRGGGG! PUUUKKKEEE! BAAAARRRFF! 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Pythagoras](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/48db29/32.png) [@Pythagoras](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pythagoras)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2002, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kulkulon-please-go-away/131874/20 "2002-10-12T00:44:20Z")
Dont ban him, he is a constant source of amusement. He claims to be open minded yet never argues against himself, I love it. Now whenever I see colored text I will feel oh so much more intelligent! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kulkulon-please-go-away/131874.md?page=2)