# Kulkulon, please go away **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 11, 2002, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kulkulon-please-go-away/131874 "2002-10-11T20:30:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![chula](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a4c791/32.png) [@chula](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chula)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2002, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kulkulon-please-go-away/131874/41 "2002-10-12T20:43:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kukulkon \* > I would also like to say how strange it is for several of you folks to keep talking…all the time…about Jews? > > \ > > Is telling a few punks that “its time for bed”…to be compared to them call me : > > {a “hater”…“racist”…“zenophobic”…“KKK”…“Troll”…“ass hole”…“mother f’er”…“Cross burner”…“mexican killer”…“sheet on his face”…Anti-semite?}(plus a host of adjectives you MOD’s put the veto toooooo! Funny, no one brought up Jews (except for one mention of the Jewish media), and I don’t see where any of us called him most of these names. This guy definitely is crazy. Unfortunately, there is no way to treat severe mental illness via message boards. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2002, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kulkulon-please-go-away/131874/42 "2002-10-12T20:58:35Z")
I must say that I am impressed. Seldom have I beheld imbecility of such magnitude. ---
**Author:** ![Kukulkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a88e57/32.png) [@Kukulkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kukulkon)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2002, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kulkulon-please-go-away/131874/43 "2002-10-12T21:01:25Z")
Gobear, Sorry about the serveral errors in my post…I get so ticked, I get going way tooooooo fast! My bad! As I said, I took an…[O]…I.e. KukulkOn Because Yahoo wouldnt let me use the …[A] AS I said the most common form of the name is with 3…[K]'s Not…2[K]'s and a [c]! If you KNEW that…why would you attack me for useing the Common spelling? …and moreover, why would you display “Kukulcan” as my error? …afterall thats NOT the common spelling? So how could I be attacked as being wrong for using the common ? Kukulkon Very glad to see that at least 1 other person actually knows a bit about Mayan Cultrue (even some otheres ehh?.) …even if you do seem to have been Unfair! Have you been to Chinchen Itza by any chance? …have you seen the snake of Kukulkon? We were there for the Vernal Equinox a few years ago at “el Castillo” ! (I love that place…its pure magic!) “He came in a time of…Darkness!” ---
**Author:** ![Kukulkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a88e57/32.png) [@Kukulkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kukulkon)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2002, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kulkulon-please-go-away/131874/44 "2002-10-12T21:05:12Z")
Hey CHULA, There have been many “jew” comments (throughout the debate ALL of these people are talking about!) …So you can call me “crazy”…thats cool with me. But you really look silly attacking a guy who 100% correct…homie! Next time Brain, you may want to actaully R-E-A-D…the debate, your slandering someone about…ehhh mate? You guys…ROCK!!! ---
**Author:** ![Kukulkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a88e57/32.png) [@Kukulkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kukulkon)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2002, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kulkulon-please-go-away/131874/45 "2002-10-12T21:06:34Z")
Ohhh…and Thanks Im glad I “impressed” you LIB! carry on. ---
**Author:** ![Siege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2002, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kulkulon-please-go-away/131874/46 "2002-10-12T21:08:07Z")
**Kulkulkon** > [@](#): > > But!!! I have not crossed any of the lines many of your people have crossed every single time you’ve posted! **Name one.** To be precise, tell me what the lines are and when I’ve crossed them. I’ll admit to uncharacteristically disparaging your initial post in the immigration thread. It was, like the rest of the posts I’ve seen by you, incoherent, badly argued, and annoyingly formatted. My earlier post in this thread is also in direct regard to your formatting. That alone makes you appear downright panicky. I’m not aware that this Board is an instrument of what you call the “LEFT” and I certainly don’t think we’ve failed. Your arguments were systematically taken apart, and your replies have been unresponsive. When hard pressed, you addressed one of the counters I made to your original post. You ignored the other eight as you continue to ignore coherent argument against you. You have insulted the intelligence and maturity of people on this board while showing none of your own. The following is a gratuitous shot. If you’re an example of the best and brightest the United States of America can produce (and I know for a fact you’re not), then America should be dead glad my family and I _did_ immigrate to this country. Go away. Please. This Board is dedicated to fighting ignorance, which means all you are around here so far is a target. CJ ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2002, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kulkulon-please-go-away/131874/47 "2002-10-12T21:27:49Z")
**Kukulkan** , please just stop. It perfectly obvious that you started that GD thread intending to provoke a ruckus, and it’s ridiculous for you to complain about getting exactly the response your offensive posts warranted. If you want to convince someone that you have a legitimate grievance concerning US immigration policies on this board, you are going about it about the most counterproductive method possible. To break it down for you: 1. You launched a thread by making a huge number of assertions that uncontrolled immigration is the scourge of our nation, with the only supporting data a series of mostly non-working links. Despite having several days to do so, you have still not provided the supporting data requested by several posters, even though you seem to have had plenty of time to write lengthy, insult-ridden follow-up posts. For example, please provide one, JUST ONE example of a single US grade-school teacher who is forced to spend, as you claimed, “90% of their time helping illegal immigrant children”. 1. Your arguments are all over the map; you can’t seem to separate legal from illegal immigration, Mexican families crossing the Rio Grande from Arab terrorists, and seemingly believe that nearly every single political and econonimc issue in this country is somehow tied to immigration. This is, quite simply, silly. 2. Several posters in the GD thread have politely tried to correct your erroneous assertions, or proposed alternative reasoning concerning the influence of immigration on society and the economy. You have completely ignored these rebuttals in favor of ad hominen attacks on the respondents. 3. You can’t seem to make any connection between your rambling, multicolored, badly spelled posting style and your lack of compelling arguments. Assume I were someone on the fence about immigration policies: why should I accept anything you say as true, given your apparent lack of civility, poor composition skills and obvious ignorance of facts? Since we are all anonymous here, the only way we can establish our credibility is by establishing a history of carefully composed posts with a scrupulous adherence to facts. You are starting off badly on both counts. If you are not interested in establishing your own credibility here, or in productive debate, then from now on post your rants in the Pit, where they belong. Or, you can piss off. It’s really the same either way. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2002, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kulkulon-please-go-away/131874/48 "2002-10-12T21:41:28Z")
NO MORE COLORS! COLORS MAKE **BOSDA** SEASICK BAAAARRFFFF! 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 Knock it off **Kuk** , you fucking blowhole!!! ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2002, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kulkulon-please-go-away/131874/49 "2002-10-12T21:50:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by chula \* > \*\*Nah. If all he did was read and write he’d be a lot more literate. He’s a high-school dropout who lives in a small town and works in a 7-Eleven. He hates it when Mexicans come in speaking Spanish and is convinced they’re laughing and him and plotting something. \*\* Which they probably are. [In Espanol, por favor! -(I don’t speak Spanish myself!)-] Man, what’s up with THAT guy! Why does he always have to print out our receipts in multiple colors? It’s really hard to read. Maybe we should start giving him dyed money? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2002, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kulkulon-please-go-away/131874/50 "2002-10-12T21:57:30Z")
Is it just me, or is this guy the **Jack Dean Tyler** of Immigration? ---
**Author:** ![Janx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Janx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Janx)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2002, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kulkulon-please-go-away/131874/51 "2002-10-12T21:57:48Z")
You know I thought that guy who had the agenda against old people was a gem, but wow, this guy **Kukulkon** sounds like the original “Mr. Tinfoil helmet” himself. ---
**Author:** ![greck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ab992/32.png) [@greck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/greck)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2002, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kulkulon-please-go-away/131874/52 "2002-10-12T22:15:30Z")
> [@](#): > > somebody cite me, argue with me please otherwise i won’t believe i exist a “between the lines” exerpt from any of kukulkon’s posts Kuk., it’s not about the debate, it’s about your need to be recognized, validated. so no, it’s not worth engaging you in the debate because you aren’t really looking for one. you’re looking for everyone to get all stirred up as a testament to your existence. No one can really engage you in point by point argument because you are simply not looking for that. That’s your _guise_ but you really just want to know that you can be potent somewhere. sad, and your spanish needs alot of work. ---
**Author:** ![airdisc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e19adc/32.png) [@airdisc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/airdisc)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2002, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kulkulon-please-go-away/131874/53 "2002-10-12T22:33:13Z")
Am I the only one who Kukulkon (the first four letters of his name are very fitting)'s rants remind of [Time Cube](http://www.timecube.com)? ---
**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2002, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kulkulon-please-go-away/131874/54 "2002-10-12T22:37:44Z")
> [@](#): > > sad, and your spanish needs alot of work. The idiot should learn English first. ---
**Author:** ![Avalonian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ee7513/32.png) [@Avalonian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avalonian)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2002, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kulkulon-please-go-away/131874/55 "2002-10-13T00:21:24Z")
Of course, when Kukulkon makes accusations of people here belong to “the left” (insert intimidating music here), one must remember that pretty much **everyone** is left of our friend KKK. Hell, Jerry Falwell’s left of this guy. It’s all a matter of perspective. _grin_ But amusing nonetheless. ---
**Author:** ![robertliguori](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/46a35a/32.png) [@robertliguori](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robertliguori)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2002, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kulkulon-please-go-away/131874/56 "2002-10-13T00:45:13Z")
Damn you, airdisc. Third post from the bottom, and you beat me to it. You horrible, horrible person. I think we should force KKK and Gene Ray to meet. With luck, they’d melt into each other and dissapear. ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2002, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kulkulon-please-go-away/131874/57 "2002-10-13T02:23:47Z")
Proof positive we need FLASHING TEXT on this board. ---
**Author:** ![Savaka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@Savaka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Savaka)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2002, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kulkulon-please-go-away/131874/58 "2002-10-13T03:07:45Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by gobear_ > > > [@](#): > > > > and indeed the nonstop claims of “zenophobia”…(thats Racism to most of you). > > \*\*And if we’re talking about spelling, the word is spelled “xenophobia,” from the Greek for fear of foreigners. It seems to me, judging by the disjointed logic, the different colors, the confused thinking, that you’re not a troll–you’re just crazy (“mentally ill” for the PC). \*\* Actually, **Kukulkon** is referring here to the well-known psychiatric disorder characterized by an irrational fear of Greek paradoxes. I think you’ll find that if you go back and reread his post in light of this, it will make much more sense. ---
**Author:** ![Pythagoras](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/48db29/32.png) [@Pythagoras](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pythagoras)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2002, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kulkulon-please-go-away/131874/59 "2002-10-13T03:53:34Z")
My biggest complain about Kulk is that he addresses the ‘unintelligent’ responses but not the intelligent ones. He seems to have selective reading in this degree. Probably because he doesnt have a chance against ‘reason’ and legitimate facts. ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2002, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kulkulon-please-go-away/131874/60 "2002-10-13T04:52:34Z")
Reading through the original thread (that spawned this one) was one of the most tedious and discouraging experiences of my entire life. If Mr. Kulkulon had anything of merit to debate, it was lost in his shit-encrusted style of writing. I DEMAND A REFUND. Mr. Kulkulon, Sir, you are a dickwad. You have no case, at least upon the ‘evidence’ you presented. Please take your agenda elsewhere, though I cannot imagine a general messageboard that would tolerate you for as long as we have! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kulkulon-please-go-away/131874.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kulkulon-please-go-away/131874.md?page=4)