# Kum and Go **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 14, 2009, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kum-and-go/509976 "2009-09-14T00:30:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kum-and-go/509976/21 "2009-09-14T19:27:06Z")
> [@SP2263](#): > > Before you stop there you have to go to In 'n Out burger. We don’t have those here, but every time I see them mentioned I can’t help but wonder why people don’t find a name that suggests that the food causes vomiting or diarrhea to be off-putting. Fat Burger is another baffling one we don’t have up here. ---
**Author:** ![Dangerosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Dangerosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dangerosa)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kum-and-go/509976/22 "2009-09-14T19:30:42Z")
> [@brewha](#): > > There’s a bunch of kum n go’s in Iowa and Nebraska. In, Minnesota, there’s the ["Pump N Munch"](http://local.yahoo.com/info-24313785-pump-n-munch-minneapolis)s. I always get a disturbing visual of a guy going down on a girl while masturbating like a motherfuck. Which means if you roadtrip from Minneapolis to Iowa State, you can have a credit card bill that purposely looks like you took a whorehouse tour just getting gas. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kum-and-go/509976/23 "2009-09-14T23:19:08Z")
Another favorite thing of mine in Montana is that every town has a “Town Pump” proudly advertised. I think I used to date her. ---
**Author:** ![Pitter\_Patter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90db22/32.png) [@Pitter\_Patter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pitter_Patter)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2009, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kum-and-go/509976/24 "2009-09-15T01:58:09Z")
elelle, I live there too. Gives the out of towners something to snicker at. Maybe we should print up T-shirts! ---
**Author:** ![nikonikosuru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5f8ce5/32.png) [@nikonikosuru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nikonikosuru)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2009, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kum-and-go/509976/25 "2009-09-15T02:09:13Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > Alimentation Couche-Tard bought Circle K. 🙂 Oh really? Unfortunately we don’t have any of those here. ☹ My first exposure to Circle K was in Japan and then in California. Michigan never gets any of the cool gas stations! ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2009, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kum-and-go/509976/26 "2009-09-15T03:04:52Z")
You mean you seriously hadn’t heard of Kum 'n Go? I mean, they’re more popular than 7-11’s around here. And 49 cent 64oz drinks. And the cheapest gas in town. ---
**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2009, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kum-and-go/509976/27 "2009-09-15T04:05:27Z")
A friend and I once jokingly entertained the idea of opening a convenience store and calling it Shit N’ Git. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2009, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kum-and-go/509976/28 "2009-09-15T04:39:55Z")
There’s a small gas station near me called “DP” which always gets a laugh. ---
**Author:** ![Q.N.Jones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/3da27b/32.png) [@Q.N.Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.N.Jones)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2009, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kum-and-go/509976/29 "2009-09-15T05:45:27Z")
We call it the “Ejaculate and Evacuate.” ---
**Author:** ![DangleYourModifier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@DangleYourModifier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DangleYourModifier)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2009, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kum-and-go/509976/30 "2009-09-15T05:50:56Z")
May I introduce you to our local Christian book store ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2009, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kum-and-go/509976/31 "2009-09-15T13:32:14Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > You mean you seriously hadn’t heard of Kum 'n Go? I mean, they’re more popular than 7-11’s around here. And 49 cent 64oz drinks. And the cheapest gas in town. Never saw nor heard of it until a few days ago when we camped in Buffalo. By the way, if anybody is ever in that town or in the Bighorn Mountains area, take a side trip to Crazy Woman Canyon. But don’t try it in an RV or towing a trailer or in a low riding car. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kum-and-go/509976.md?page=1)