# Kum & Go **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 5, 2013, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kum-go/660173 "2013-06-05T01:49:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mooch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mooch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mooch)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2013, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kum-go/660173/1 "2013-06-05T01:49:54Z")
I recently drove from Los Angeles to Chicago and came across a chain of gas stations called Kum & Go. Anything else I’ve missed? Skeet & Scoot? Ejaculate & Evacuate? Jizz & Jet? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2013, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kum-go/660173/2 "2013-06-05T02:13:43Z")
Blow Your Load & Hit The Road? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2013, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kum-go/660173/3 "2013-06-05T02:28:21Z")
In-N-Out Burger ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2013, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kum-go/660173/4 "2013-06-05T02:40:30Z")
> [@runner pat](#): > > In-N-Out Burger Ya know, I always wondered. . . ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2013, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kum-go/660173/5 "2013-06-05T02:48:42Z")
You may have missed the Lube ‘n’ Go chain of oil change shops in Iowa. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Surb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ce73a5/32.png) [@The\_Surb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Surb)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2013, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kum-go/660173/6 "2013-06-05T02:49:49Z")
U Pump It ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2013, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kum-go/660173/7 "2013-06-05T03:10:09Z")
Graffiti on men’s room wall, above urinal: Q: Why is semen white and urine yellow? A: So you can tell if you’re coming or going. ---
**Author:** ![kayT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayt/32/3633_2.png) [@kayT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayT)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2013, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kum-go/660173/8 "2013-06-05T03:20:13Z")
We have Wag-A-Bag which seems … wag your what? ---
**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2013, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kum-go/660173/9 "2013-06-05T03:42:13Z")
Yeah, it’s probably [not a good idea to let teenagers pick the tour sponsor.](http://youtu.be/Mgtebb0FcL8) ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2013, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kum-go/660173/10 "2013-06-05T03:47:29Z")
[Submitted without comment…](http://www.lolwithme.org/wp-content/uploads/cafe-penis.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2013, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kum-go/660173/11 "2013-06-05T04:05:58Z")
I’ve made a fortune operating a chain of Shit ‘n’ Git roadside portapotties. ---
**Author:** ![LawMonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@LawMonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LawMonkey)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2013, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kum-go/660173/12 "2013-06-05T04:18:30Z")
> [@Martian Bigfoot](#): > > [Submitted without comment…](http://www.lolwithme.org/wp-content/uploads/cafe-penis.jpg) Odd. That looks rather like a lovely old cafe in Vienna which most certainly was not called “Cafe Penis”. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2013, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kum-go/660173/13 "2013-06-05T04:41:01Z")
Nut & Strut. (IDK, that actually sounds like a real garage name lol) ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2013, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kum-go/660173/14 "2013-06-05T04:42:43Z")
I live in Kum & Go territory. We’ve jokingly referred to it as “Spurt & Split”. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2013, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kum-go/660173/15 "2013-06-05T04:47:44Z")
> [@runner pat](#): > > In-N-Out Burger 1. Acquire bumper sticker from said burger chain. 2. Acquire razor blade or X-ACTO knife. 3. Carefully edit out first and last letters of last word. 4. Proudly display new sticker: In-N-Out urge ETA: I can’t be the only person on this board who knows to do this, can I? ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2013, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kum-go/660173/16 "2013-06-05T06:11:43Z")
There was a Pump & Munch in the town I lived in a few years ago. ---
**Author:** ![Barking\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Barking\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barking_Dog)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2013, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kum-go/660173/17 "2013-06-05T17:31:53Z")
> [@kayT](#): > > We have Wag-A-Bag which seems … wag your what? Your sausage dog maybe? Although that might be pet cruelty. ---
**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2013, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kum-go/660173/18 "2013-06-05T17:54:24Z")
When I am out on tour in Kum & Go territory, I always pick up swag from there. I have a hoodie, a few t shirts and numerous lighters. They are a hit with the locals here in non Kum & go territory. **Capt** ---
**Author:** ![Mrs.Cake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2acd7d/32.png) [@Mrs.Cake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mrs.Cake)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2013, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kum-go/660173/19 "2013-06-05T18:00:55Z")
If you had visited a little longer in Kum & Go country, you might have visited Beaverdale, where you could have giggled over Beaver Cleaners and Beaver Mowing. Yeah, when I first moved here several friends got pictures of those establishments. ---
**Author:** ![Flywheel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2013, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kum-go/660173/20 "2013-06-05T18:09:11Z")
[Simpsons did it.](http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100702230250/simpsons/images/1/12/Gulp_%27n%27_blow.png) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kum-go/660173.md?page=2)