The best part is that Mr. Kurds Are Hittites is still visiting this board but doesn’t seem to want to post in this thread anymore. 
Only the French aristocrats were of Hittite descent. That’s the reason why revolutionaries used to wear Phrygian caps. As a reminder to the Hittite upper class of what could happen to them.
Won’t someone think of the Hotten-tots?
They’re hot-to-trot hotsy-totsies! 
(Or was that the Tutsi?)
No, but now I’m thinking of Tater-Tots.
Was Nostradamus a Hittite?
More of a Paphlagonian.