# Kwanzaa

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kwanzaa/645423>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 28, 2012, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kwanzaa/645423 "2012-12-28T20:34:56Z")\
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**Author:** ![Fallsguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bb73d2/32.png) [@Fallsguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fallsguy)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2012, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kwanzaa/645423/1 "2012-12-28T20:34:56Z")

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Kwanzaa is declining in popularity as a holiday, so, I propose a new one.  
It’s called “Hankzaa”.  
It runs year round.  
You must buy and spend freely to celebrate this new holiday.  
But, it must all be bought, and spent, on/for for me.  
Thank You and let’s get this new holiday going!

😃