# KY Jelly Up Your Nose... and other embarassing stories... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 8, 2003, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ky-jelly-up-your-nose-and-other-embarassing-stories/180378 "2003-06-08T01:07:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2003, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ky-jelly-up-your-nose-and-other-embarassing-stories/180378/21 "2003-06-09T07:23:36Z")
[Tony Robbins in Shallow Hal] You need to read the Chapter in my book about " Blurting" [/Tony Robbins in Shallow Hal] Great story. I have never stuck KY up my nose, but I can tell you, putting Ben Gay on where KY goes makes you lose that lovin’ feelin’. It was dark. The tubes are the same size. I was in a bit of a rush. ---
**Author:** ![Elenfair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cc9497/32.png) [@Elenfair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elenfair)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2003, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ky-jelly-up-your-nose-and-other-embarassing-stories/180378/22 "2003-06-09T10:55:00Z")
I _do_ feel better now, thanks StephenG… I wish someone had given me a local anasthetic before shoving the “matches” up my nose, too… _grumble_ Larry: we should put our mothers together, indeed! Mine simply sucks at recognizing ANY innuendo. My father and I spend a lot of time laughing, and then having to explain to her why what she said was simply waaaay too funny (and why it gave her really strange looks from passersby.) Shirley: Owie. Owie owie owie owie. Talk about killing the mood… ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2003, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ky-jelly-up-your-nose-and-other-embarassing-stories/180378/23 "2003-06-09T12:56:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nate the Great \* > \*\*I’m confused - do you have sex in the bathroom or brush your teeth in the bedroom? \*\* Oh ::::::::::gasp:::::::::; are you have sex with your toothbrush? ---
**Author:** ![MonkeyMule](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc348/32.png) [@MonkeyMule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMule)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2003, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ky-jelly-up-your-nose-and-other-embarassing-stories/180378/24 "2003-06-09T14:46:49Z")
This isn’t as bad as snorting KY, or Herpes ointments of acne,or even [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=187288) but the other night I went to my mothers’ house, and sitting on her dresser were a pair of Sex dice and a half empty bottle of edible message oil. that will teach me to walk into her room :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2003, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ky-jelly-up-your-nose-and-other-embarassing-stories/180378/25 "2003-06-09T19:39:21Z")
> [@](#): > > **Elenfair:** Mine simply sucks at recognizing ANY innuendo. My brother-in-law’s mother has both of ours beat. Several years ago, she opened a curio shop, and she wanted it to have a “Canadiany” name to draw in the tourists. She was dead set on calling it “Mavis’ Beaver.” Her grown children tried to talk her out of it, but were unsuccessful, largely because they are all so intimidated by her that they couldn’t just come right out and tell her _why_ it was a bad idea. ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2003, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ky-jelly-up-your-nose-and-other-embarassing-stories/180378/26 "2003-06-09T20:16:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Elenfair \* > **…snip… > Larry: we should put our mothers together, indeed! Mine simply sucks at recognizing ANY innuendo. …snip…** Mine thinks innuendo is a form of Italian suppository… ---
**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2003, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ky-jelly-up-your-nose-and-other-embarassing-stories/180378/27 "2003-06-09T23:02:06Z")
Never had to put it up my nose but there’s a first time for everything. I may have to try the new “warming” K-Y but can’t bring myself to ask the drugstore clerk for “Cajun style.” My only funny K-Y story if from Biosphere 2 when I worked there. The doctor, Roy Walford, ordered some K-Y for medical needs. With only 8 people inside he wouldn’t need much but got a huge crate of the stuff. I’m not aware of any orgies but they did find a use for it, cockroach traps. Cocroaches from the rainforest got into the kitchen and human habitat so they put a few banana chunks in glass jar and smeared K-Y inside the rim. Roaches climbed in for the nanners and couldn’t clime out. Each morning they’d dump the bugs in the chicken coop and managed to increase egg yield enough for an extra omelette now and then. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ky-jelly-up-your-nose-and-other-embarassing-stories/180378.md?page=1)