# Kyle Rayner1 and his crap about cops **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 4, 2005, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036 "2005-09-04T10:58:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![Garfield226](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Garfield226](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Garfield226)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/281 "2005-09-09T06:13:29Z")
Kyle’s in college (supposedly). Kyle wants to rape the mayor, but doesn’t know his name. Now, I’m in college. I’ve heard of one night stands where you don’t know the woman’s name, but this is ridiculous! ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/282 "2005-09-09T06:14:32Z")
> [@Kyle Rayner1](#): > > You don’t live in his city you don’t know what it’s like so don’t judge me. And according to you, YOU don’t live in his city either, dumbass. ---
**Author:** ![Garfield226](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Garfield226](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Garfield226)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/283 "2005-09-09T06:14:56Z")
> [@Kyle Rayner1](#): > > So what? I made a mistake. A typo if you will. Yeah, man. T-O-M. A-D-A-M. The letters are like right next to each other. And stuff. ---
**Author:** ![Kyle\_Rayner1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58f4c7/32.png) [@Kyle\_Rayner1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyle_Rayner1)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/284 "2005-09-09T06:17:18Z")
Listen, his nickname was Tom for a while I don’t know why but it was. I think it had to do with his dead cousin or something. He used it as a memorial so that’s why I got it confused, alright. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/285 "2005-09-09T06:17:43Z")
> [@Kyle Rayner1](#): > > So what? I made a mistake. A typo if you will. You don’t live in his city you don’t know what it’s like so don’t judge me. You don’t live there either. I couldn’t judge you if I’d been ranting about some guy and then let it slip that I didn’t know his name, but I don’t think I’d make that particular blunder. You keep going off with this “don’t judge me” shit, but you’re judging people left and right. “Nobody else knows what it’s like to be poor,” “poor people are ignorant and can’t help themselves,” “poor people can’t obey the law,” “cops are fat”… ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/286 "2005-09-09T06:18:56Z")
> [@Kyle Rayner1](#): > > Listen, his nickname was Tom for a while I don’t know why but it was. I think it had to do with his dead cousin or something. He used it as a memorial so that’s why I got it confused, alright. Wouldn’t Google have turned up at least ONE hit for it, if that was true? ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/287 "2005-09-09T06:19:09Z")
Uh, Kyle…that “video” is one of the Dirty Harry movies. ---
**Author:** ![Kyle\_Rayner1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58f4c7/32.png) [@Kyle\_Rayner1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyle_Rayner1)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/288 "2005-09-09T06:20:04Z")
Good point, Marely. He’s sensitve about his dead cousin so I’m not surpirsed you can’t find any hits for it. Look at his record though and tell me he’s a good mayor. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/289 "2005-09-09T06:23:34Z")
> [@Kyle Rayner1](#): > > Good point, Marely. He’s sensitve about his dead cousin so I’m not surpirsed you can’t find any hits for it. If he called himself “Tom” while he was in public office, I can’t imagine why searching for Tom Schneider and Long Branch turned up nothing. > [@](#): > > Look at his record though and tell me he’s a good mayor. I’m not an eminent domain fan, but that’s the only thing I can find about him. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/290 "2005-09-09T06:23:55Z")
Let’s see, Kyle…so far we have that guy as the mayor of a town and you don’t live in his town. That alone would merit my vote for him when it comes time for his reelection and if I lived in his town. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/291 "2005-09-09T06:26:19Z")
> [@Kyle Rayner1](#): > > Good point, Marely. He’s sensitve about his dead cousin so I’m not surpirsed you can’t find any hits for it. Look at his record though and tell me he’s a good mayor. Dead cousin? If you believe THAT, I’ve got a bridge here I’d like to sell you. All I could find was some controversy over eminent domain seizures. While I am definitely against that, it’s hardly unique to Long Branch, and is a sore spot in a lot of places. Hell, it was an issue here in Pittsburgh, and while Murphy’s an asshat, I’d hardly say he deserves to be raped and robbed along with his family. And neither does Schneider, from what I’m seeing. ---
**Author:** ![Kyle\_Rayner1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58f4c7/32.png) [@Kyle\_Rayner1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyle_Rayner1)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/292 "2005-09-09T06:26:25Z")
Listen, Marley, he was very close to his cousin and his cousin helped him win the campaign the year he was lected which was years ago. His cousin died soon after since hi cousin Tom was more charismatic many people confused Tom with him including me sometimes. I’m still kind of pisse dyou called me a moron so I’m ready for you to retract that statement with the new info I provided you with. If you cn’t find any info on his horrible term as mayor I’ll search for you. I should be able to find sometihng, I’ll keep in touch. ---
**Author:** ![Kyle\_Rayner1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58f4c7/32.png) [@Kyle\_Rayner1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyle_Rayner1)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/293 "2005-09-09T06:28:34Z")
And Guin I never said he should be raped, robbed maybe, And his cousin was so influential in his campaign ask anyone who lives in Long Branch, ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/294 "2005-09-09T06:31:18Z")
I couldn’t find ANYTHING about Schneider’s campaign or a cousin named Tom. Sorry. You know, **Kyle** , there is absolutely no shame in admitting to be wrong, or that you might want to rethink your position. Only a fool claims never to make mistakes. (And I for one would still like to know what is a “good reason” for peeing on someone’s bookbag.) ---
**Author:** ![Garfield226](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Garfield226](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Garfield226)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/295 "2005-09-09T06:32:29Z")
> [@Kyle Rayner1](#): > > And Guin I never said he should be raped, robbed maybe, And his cousin was so influential in his campaign ask anyone who lives in Long Branch, > [@Kyle Rayner1](#): > > Fine, I’m sorry maybe not his family but the mayor deserves to be raped. oh hell h he does. Page five, jackass. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/296 "2005-09-09T06:32:54Z")
> [@Kyle Rayner1](#): > > And Guin I never said he should be raped, robbed maybe, And his cousin was so influential in his campaign ask anyone who lives in Long Branch, Post #227 in this very thread: > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Kyle Rayner1_ > Fine, I’m sorry maybe not his family but the mayor deserves to be raped. oh hell h he does. Proving that you are both a liar and a moron. ---
**Author:** ![Kyle\_Rayner1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58f4c7/32.png) [@Kyle\_Rayner1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyle_Rayner1)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/297 "2005-09-09T06:34:44Z")
Listen Guin, I know but Long branch isn’t a big city at all. i’m not surprised Tom wasn’t metnioned. I met Tom when I still lived in LB so I’m willing to admit I’m wrong but Tom really did exist. I pissed in his bookbag because he bullied and made fun of me so I decided to give him a little revenge. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/298 "2005-09-09T06:36:33Z")
> [@Kyle Rayner1](#): > > I’m still kind of pisse dyou called me a moron so I’m ready for you to retract that statement with the new info I provided you with. I’ll wait until I find out I’m wrong. “Tom Schneider” + “Long Branch” gives me nothing. I have no evidence the guy existed, which is not quite enough to make me retract the comment. You’d still be a moron, I hasten to add, but if you’re right about this one thing, go ahead and prove it. ---
**Author:** ![Kyle\_Rayner1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58f4c7/32.png) [@Kyle\_Rayner1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyle_Rayner1)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/299 "2005-09-09T06:39:01Z")
Adam keeps it very low key. Tom was behind the scenes in the campaigns, I always trated you with respect, can’t you show me the same courtesy? If we ever me tI’d show you evidence but if you knew the mayor in LB you would know he hides a lot of stuff. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/300 "2005-09-09T06:41:22Z")
> [@Kyle Rayner1](#): > > Adam keeps it very low key. That must be why he made an appearance on NOW with Bill Moyers last year. Or maybe he’s afraid you’ll rape him. 😉 I’m not meeting you in person to get cites, okay? Either find something or give it up. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036.md?page=14) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036.md?page=16)