# Kyle Rayner1 and his crap about cops **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 4, 2005, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036 "2005-09-04T10:58:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![Kyle\_Rayner1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58f4c7/32.png) [@Kyle\_Rayner1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyle_Rayner1)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/341 "2005-09-09T08:31:13Z")
Fine, Monty what would it take for you to close this thread? Tell me. ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/342 "2005-09-09T08:34:20Z")
> [@Kyle Rayner1](#): > > Listen I’m sorry for that fake obit okay. No, not okay. You’re a despicable fuckwit. > [@](#): > > Galt was really pissing me off so I thought I would embarass him I’d say you embarrassed yourself, but your threshold is probably pretty high. > [@](#): > > I wouldn’t sue the Reader. No shit you wouldn’t. You can’t even spell “lawyer”. > [@](#): > > If I was wrong I at least deserve one more warning since that post wa ssupposed to be a a parody. I wouldn’t count on that, Sparky. ---
**Author:** ![kinoons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a698b9/32.png) [@kinoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kinoons)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/343 "2005-09-09T08:34:44Z")
> [@Kyle Rayner1](#): > > Listen I’m sorry for that fake obit okay. Galt was really pissing me off so I thought I would embarass him and no I wouldn’t sue the Reader. If I was wrong I at least deserve one more warning since that post wa ssupposed to be a a parody. Oh, and I think you want to be carful about threatening to sue the reader, I believe that has gotten members banned in the past as well. I don’t think the “I was just kidding” (which you seem to like to use a lot) will hold a lot of water either. ---
**Author:** ![Kyle\_Rayner1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58f4c7/32.png) [@Kyle\_Rayner1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyle_Rayner1)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/344 "2005-09-09T08:37:07Z")
I wasn’t planning on suing anybody. Galt was just pushing the right buttons tonight. That fake obit wa supposed to be a parody anyway. I jus twan tthis thread to be closed before it gets any uglier. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/345 "2005-09-09T08:38:29Z")
> [@Kyle Rayner1](#): > > Listen I’m sorry for that fake obit okay. Galt was really pissing me off so I thought I would embarass him and no I wouldn’t sue the Reader. If I was wrong I at least deserve one more warning since that post wa ssupposed to be a a parody. Well, here’s what you actually ended up doing: [ul][li]embarrassing yourself[/li][li]making yourself look even dumber than you already had to that point.[/li][li]telling yet another lie[/ul][/li] Please be so kind as to tape the conversation you’ll have with a lawyer if you do decide to sue TPTB. No, I’m not asking it for me; do it for yourself. That way, when there’s nobody else around to laugh at your comments, you can replay the tape and listen to the lawyer’s uncontrolled cachinnation. ---
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/346 "2005-09-09T08:40:04Z")
> [@Kyle Rayner1](#): > > Fine, Monty what would it take for you to close this thread? Tell me. If you want the thread to stop going on, why not just stop posting to it? Oh, and **Monty** can’t close it any more than you can. He can request that it be closed, but it is by no means certain that it would be. ---
**Author:** ![Kyle\_Rayner1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58f4c7/32.png) [@Kyle\_Rayner1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyle_Rayner1)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/347 "2005-09-09T08:40:09Z")
I’m not planning to sue anybody, Monty. I was just trying to get galt’s goat. Monty, this thread is turning into a trainwreck. Just ask for it to be closed already. What do I have to admit to get this thread closed? Honestly, tell me. ---
**Author:** ![rorty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b2d939/32.png) [@rorty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rorty)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 8:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/348 "2005-09-09T08:43:10Z")
> [@Kyle Rayner1](#): > > I jus twan tthis thread to be closed before it gets any uglier. Why should this thread be closed? You perpetuated this whole mess by continually contributing with your blinding ignorance, flat out lies, and threats to other members. I thought this thread had died three pages ago, yet here you are spewing more garbage. You shit in this bed and now you get to sleep in it. ---
**Author:** ![kinoons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a698b9/32.png) [@kinoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kinoons)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 8:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/349 "2005-09-09T08:43:13Z")
> [@Kyle Rayner1](#): > > I wasn’t planning on suing anybody. Galt was just pushing the right buttons tonight. That fake obit wa supposed to be a parody anyway. I jus twan tthis thread to be closed before it gets any uglier. In elementary school did you spend any time in the “resource room”? That would explain a lot. Kyle, the quickest way for this thread to not get any uglier would for you to, at a least, never reply to it again, or at best apologize. Look, you’ve been here for a month. Maybe you have a really hard time catching on. I’m going to try this again. This message board has an extremely large number of educated people. These educated people expect for assertions of facts to be backed up with the relevant facts. If you are going to choose to be a member of this community it is most definitely in your best interests to learn this habit. If not, you’re going to want to restrain your posting to MPSIMS. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 8:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/350 "2005-09-09T08:43:50Z")
> [@Kyle Rayner1](#): > > Fine, Monty what would it take for you to close this thread? Tell me. [ol][li]Apologize for your prejudices against the police.[/li][li]Admit that you lied here[/li][li]Apologize to all the people at whom you’ve cursed in this thread[/li][li]Admit that you don’t have a clue as to how to research[/li][li]Tell the truth about your collegiate status[/ol][/li] A further recommendation is that you might want to seek some kind of help. Dude, you’ve some serious issues. ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 8:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/351 "2005-09-09T08:46:04Z")
> [@Case Sensitive](#): > > I’d say you embarrassed yourself Especially since _I_ was the one who suggested digging up Tom’s obit as a way of salvaging SOME plausibility to his story. (Which is why I thought he was referring to me when I missed the posts of galt’s he was replying to.) So, it was a pretty lame attempt to embarrass _galt_, anyhow… ---
**Author:** ![Kyle\_Rayner1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58f4c7/32.png) [@Kyle\_Rayner1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyle_Rayner1)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 8:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/352 "2005-09-09T08:50:12Z")
Okay, Monty here we go… 1.I apoligize to police officers not located in my part of town or the city next to mine. 1. I admit it an I’m sorry. 3.I apoligize to everybody in this thread including galt asnd Uvula Donor. I also apoligize to the Reader even though I was joking. 1. I know how to research but i’m not very good at it. 2. I’m really a freshman I’ll swear on anything. ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/353 "2005-09-09T08:52:06Z")
> [@Kyle Rayner1](#): > > Monty, this thread is turning into a trainwreck. Just ask for it to be closed already. What do I have to admit to get this thread closed? Honestly, tell me. Do I detect a faint note of desperation here? Read carefully: the SDSAB under **Monty** ’s name stands for Straight Dope Science Advisory Board - he has no Modding authority, and he can’t close this any more than the Archbishop of Canterbury can. This turned into a trainwreck long ago, thanks to your imbecility, and it’s too late to salvage any dignity or respect for you after your cretinous antics. The best you can do is offer a genuine apology to everyone - not for being wrongheaded, but for fucking people around, offering stupid threats, and generally exhibiting behaviour I wouldn’t tolerate from my 3 year old son - and then exit with as much grace as you can muster. ---
**Author:** ![Kyle\_Rayner1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58f4c7/32.png) [@Kyle\_Rayner1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyle_Rayner1)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/354 "2005-09-09T08:54:21Z")
Fine, case Senstive you’re right even though I realy was kidding about suing anyone with my"legion" of lawyers comment. Anyway, I’m sincerely sorry to everyone in this thread even though I still believe in my way it doesn’t change the fact that I don’t have evidence to back up my assertion and until I do I should kepp my mouth closed. ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/355 "2005-09-09T09:06:17Z")
Not too bad, although I still don’t have any real respect for you based on your behaviour in this thread: maybe it’s your wakeup call. Time to mend your ways, kiddo: watch it with the threats retracted with “only kidding”, especially in the Pit, where we play hard. There’s no disgrace in being wrong and admitting it, or even in holding a contrary opinion to everyone else on the Board: but if you’re going to debate that opinion, you’re going to be held to some pretty tough standards of evidence of your assertions: abuse, threats, lies and forgeries won’t cut it here. Now for the last part of my suggestion: I’d really recommend not posting to ths thread again. Exit quietly and it will die in time. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/356 "2005-09-09T10:10:07Z")
> [@Kyle Rayner1](#): > > I was just trying to get galt’s goat. Isn’t there a word for that? Can’t think of it right now. Maybe the word can be found in my a **bridge** d copy of Websters. Or maybe it’s under it. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/357 "2005-09-09T11:17:20Z")
> [@Kyle Rayner1](#): > > Okay, Monty here we go… > > 1.I apoligize to police officers not located in my part of town or the city next to mine. Not good enough. ---
**Author:** ![Xploder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/a183cd/32.png) [@Xploder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xploder)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/358 "2005-09-09T11:43:36Z")
> [@Kyle Rayner1](#): > > I’m not planning to sue anybody, Monty. I was just trying to get galt’s goat. Monty, this thread is turning into a trainwreck. Just ask for it to be closed already. What do I have to admit to get this thread closed? Honestly, tell me. This cracks me up. Whattaya mean turn **into** a trainwreck? Every time you post another one of your unintelligable babbling posts, the train derails further. Now people are just kind of sitting back and laughing at you even more. Moron. ---
**Author:** ![Uvula\_Donor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e19adc/32.png) [@Uvula\_Donor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uvula_Donor)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/359 "2005-09-09T11:48:47Z")
> [@Kyle Rayner1](#): > > I got kicked out of my old school for . . . pissing in someone’s backpack. If I were a vigilante I would have tied your dick in a knot and kicked you in the nuts for that. ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/360 "2005-09-09T11:53:18Z")
> [@Kyle Rayner1](#): > > I’m against rape too. I mean a poor guy should be able to steal from the asshole mayor and I don’t give a shit if they steal everything he owns. I hope he winds up on the streets. Wouldn’t that mean the mayor would end up poor? Then your vigilante would have to revenge him. I’ve worked it out, he’s not **Batman** , he’s **Robin Hood**. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036.md?page=17) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036.md?page=19)