# Kyle Rayner1 and his crap about cops **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 4, 2005, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036 "2005-09-04T10:58:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 19
**Author:** ![Uvula\_Donor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e19adc/32.png) [@Uvula\_Donor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uvula_Donor)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/361 "2005-09-09T11:54:28Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > Uh, Kyle…that “video” is one of the Dirty Harry movies. Goddamn it, Monty! :: snickers :: ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/362 "2005-09-09T12:12:28Z")
> [@Uvula Donor](#): > > If I were a vigilante I would have tied your dick in a knot and kicked you in the nuts for that. Don’t try to steal **Batman’s** motif. Batman knows more about kicking malefactors in the nuts than any other vigilante. I think you are clear though to claim the dick-knotting as your personal signature. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/363 "2005-09-09T13:28:32Z")
> [@Kyle Rayner1](#): > > Monty would agree I’m sure it’s grown old. Surely, you jest! I think we’re either at or nearly at the point where we can set our clocks by how often you post a new foolishness. ---
**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/364 "2005-09-09T13:36:39Z")
> [@Uvula Donor](#): > > Goddamn it, Monty! > > :: snickers :: Don’t you hate it when they ruin the joke. Yet **KR1** was prancing about while typing, “Gotcha!” with his pathetic _parody_ obit. Your post took 5 pages before someone had to clue in the clueless. I’d call that a true **“GOTCHA!”**. ---
**Author:** ![zagloba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/977dab/32.png) [@zagloba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zagloba)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/365 "2005-09-09T13:54:02Z")
Parody obit? Looks like knowingly posting false information to me. I think you were hoping you’d get away without being called on it, **Kyle**. Doesn’t leave you on very firm grounds for your threatened SDMB lawsuit, no matter how facetiously you know claim that threat to have been intended. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/366 "2005-09-09T14:07:38Z")
What we have in this thread, folks, is a great example of why professors, teachers, instructors, and SDMBers demand citations to support premises. At least one of the aforementioned folks will check the cite. Kyle: Some advice for you, take it or leave it. (1) Act adult. (2) Don’t make up citations. That will get you expelled from any reputable college if you do that on your work & it will most likely get you disciplined also at whatever scruffy institution was foolish enough to admit you. (3) Get better at research! You’re only deluding yourself when you say that you can do it. At the moment, you can’t. At the moment, you start with your conclusion and then try to find something to support it. Lacking that something, you made it up. Bad move, very bad. Start with researching the issue, gather facts, examine the facts, then develop a conclusion. And finally, (5) Learn quickly that perception does not equal reality. UD: Sorry about ruining the joke. It’s truly amazing to me that KR1 didn’t figure it out. Even someone as stupid as he obviously is should’ve known that one. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/367 "2005-09-09T15:20:19Z")
> [@Kyle Rayner1](#): > > Okay, Monty here we go… > > 1.I apoligize to police officers not located in my part of town or the city next to mine. > > 1. I admit it an I’m sorry. > > 3.I apoligize to everybody in this thread including galt asnd Uvula Donor. I also apoligize to the Reader even though I was joking. > > 1. I know how to research but i’m not very good at it. > > 2. I’m really a freshman I’ll swear on anything. 1-Not good enough, since you can’t possibly know every police officer, and judging from your posts here, you’re probably talking out of your ass. 1. I suspect you’re not really sorry you did it, just sorry you got called on it. 2. Appologizing then saying “I was just joking!” doesn’t cut it. 3. THAT’s an understatement. 4. Sure, I’ll believe that…freshman in HIGH SCHOOL. ---
**Author:** ![Uvula\_Donor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e19adc/32.png) [@Uvula\_Donor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uvula_Donor)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/368 "2005-09-09T15:30:35Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > UD: Sorry about ruining the joke. It’s truly amazing to me that KR1 didn’t figure it out. Even someone as stupid as he obviously is should’ve known that one. 'Sokay - I was as surprised as you at the effectiveness of the whoosh. BTW, I am familiar with _The Star Chamber_, but chose _Magnum Force_ because the latter directly involved his hated “police officers”. ---
**Author:** ![spinky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/59ef9b/32.png) [@spinky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spinky)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/369 "2005-09-09T15:56:14Z")
This is the best thread ever. I am constantly amazed at the creative ways in which **Kyle Rayner1** proves – without a shadow of a doubt – that he is a total moron. > [@Kyle Rayner1](#): > > That fake obit wa supposed to be a parody anyway. Uh, let’s think about whether or not you’re lying now. You post some false information. Someone says it’s a lie. You then **claim it is true and challenge them to prove it’s a lie** (which they do in the record time of **two minutes** , by the way). Good “parody.” ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/370 "2005-09-09T15:59:39Z")
OH, and mods, please don’t ban this turkey yet-he’s just starting to get entertaining! ---
**Author:** ![spinky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/59ef9b/32.png) [@spinky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spinky)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/371 "2005-09-09T16:04:40Z")
> [@Kyle Rayner1](#): > > Galt was really pissing me off so I thought I would embarass him This is about as effective as shitting your own pants to embarrass the person you’re walking down the street with. They’re probably embarrassed, but not really in the way you intended. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/372 "2005-09-09T16:07:50Z")
> [@Kyle Rayner1](#): > > Hey fuck you. I tricked your sorry ass because I knew you would accept any cite I have you, dumbass. **Kyle** , knowingly posting false information is trolling, and is forbidden. Trolls are not welcome here, not matter how many lawyers they pretend to have. ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/373 "2005-09-09T16:12:42Z")
So goodbye to **Kel** or **Kyle** or whoever the hell he was. ---
**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/374 "2005-09-09T16:15:05Z")
nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah hey hey hey good-bye ---
**Author:** ![Genghis\_Bob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/45deac/32.png) [@Genghis\_Bob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Genghis_Bob)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/375 "2005-09-09T16:18:00Z")
Is that a record for unbanning-rebanning? ---
**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/376 "2005-09-09T16:20:13Z")
We are closing this thread. Once someone has been banned for legal reasons, they may no longer post on the board . . . and we may not respond to or comment about them. your humble TubaDiva [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036.md?page=18)