# Kyle Rayner1 and his crap about cops

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 4, 2005, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036 "2005-09-04T10:58:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![galt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/35a633/32.png) [@galt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galt)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/121 "2005-09-07T07:11:23Z")

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BTW, I always thought that the cop/donut-shop connection was for purely practical reasons: if you’re out on the streets and you want a place to take a quick break and/or fill out paperwork, a donut shop is a decent choice. You can stay as short or as long as you want, you seat yourself, and they have quick snacks like donuts and coffee without waiting for a waiter. And, as mentioned earlier, they’re often open all night.

And **Kyle Rayner1** , I completely agree with you. All we need is a dedicated and selfless multi-billionaire with superhuman strength and technology from 20 years in the future, and our city will be safe from marauding gangs of armed penguins. What are you, 12 fucking years old?

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**Author:** ![Kyle\_Rayner1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58f4c7/32.png) [@Kyle\_Rayner1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyle_Rayner1)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/122 "2005-09-07T07:16:15Z")

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Uh, my dad was cop, was yours? Didnt thinks so. I hang out with sopc s every fucking year so when I say a vigilante would help I’m serious. Maybe you don’t care about people being hurt but I do.

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**Author:** ![fushj00mang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fushj00mang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fushj00mang)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 8:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/123 "2005-09-07T08:33:07Z")

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Perhaps Kyle is attempting to say that ‘vigilanteism,’ in the classic sense (from the latin vigils, those who watch (or something like that)) is a good idea. Community self-policing and what not. The neighborhood watch is an old, but tried and true method which not only brings together communities (especially in the inner city) but forces the criminal element to the fringe and hopefully out.

Kyle, I’m a cop and I’ve got an eighteen minute three mile. Kiss my ass.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/124 "2005-09-07T08:53:42Z")

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> [@Kyle Rayner1](#):
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> First of all, fuck you to Uvula Dona or whatever the fuck you want to be called, asshole. Why didn’t your mom abort you? That’s the real Great Debte.

That’s absolutely uncalled for.

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> Anyway Monty, my dad was killed alright.

Why should I believe you? If your father was killed, his survivors have my sympath for that; however, they don’t have my _carte blanche_ for vigilantism.

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> I know more cops than you

I don’t see how you could possibly know that.

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> and I go to the D.C. memorial every year

Well, bully for you.

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> and they’re out of shape.

Thank you, Doctor Kyle! Seriously, how do you know that all of those folks in uniform are active duty police officers? I seem to recall more than a few retired, to include medically retired, officers making their homages there.

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> I’m sorry but a vigilante would help things a hell of a lot whether you like or not

I await some actual proof (and I’ve actually lost count of how many times I’ve told you that) of this assertion of yours.

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> and damn it my dad was a cop was yours? Didn’t think so. So, from speaking from expericence I know what I’m talking about and a vigilante would help.

Are you aware of logical fallicies? Didn’t think so. This comment of yours is one of those: claim to authority. BTW, you’re not talking from experience as you obviously weren’t a police officer.

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**Author:** ![rorty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b2d939/32.png) [@rorty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rorty)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/125 "2005-09-07T09:24:46Z")

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> [@Kyle Rayner1](#):
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> I’m sorry but a vigilante would help things a hell of a lot whether you like or not and damn it my dad was a cop was yours? Didn’t think so. So, from speaking from expericence I know what I’m talking about and a vigilante would help.

Wow, you have trouble learning don’t you? Provide a reasonable argument supported by fact or just shut up already.

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**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 9:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/126 "2005-09-07T09:59:22Z")

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> [@Kyle Rayner1](#):
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> Uh, my dad was cop, was yours? Didnt thinks so. I hang out with sopc s every fucking year so when I say a vigilante would help I’m serious. Maybe you don’t care about people being hurt but I do.

**Kyle** , seriously, speaking as probably the one guy who’s disagreed with you without being nasty about it: give it a rest. Go somewhere else. Do something else. Because frankly, this is just sad, and it’s obvious that it’s hurting you.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/127 "2005-09-07T10:46:18Z")

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I do care about people being hurt. That’s why I’m against vigilantism.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/128 "2005-09-07T10:49:54Z")

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Please mentally correct my spelling of sympathy.

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**Author:** ![Uvula\_Donor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e19adc/32.png) [@Uvula\_Donor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uvula_Donor)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/129 "2005-09-07T10:50:54Z")

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> [@Kyle Rayner1](#):
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> First of all, fuck you to Uvula Dona .

Wow. I’m so fucking hurt.

I’m gonna call Batman and he’s gonna kick your ass, you big meany!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh, BTW - do you post drunk a lot, or are you just \<i\>stupid?\</i\> Wait - on preview, I can see it’s probably both. Never mind.

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**Author:** ![Xploder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/a183cd/32.png) [@Xploder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xploder)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/130 "2005-09-07T11:30:51Z")

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> [@Uvula Donor](#):
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> Wow. I’m so fucking hurt.
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> I’m gonna call Batman and he’s gonna kick your ass, you big meany!!
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> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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> Oh, BTW - do you post drunk a lot, or are you just \<i\>stupid?\</i\> Wait - on preview, I can see it’s probably both. Never mind.

And you even previewed that… 😛

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**Author:** ![Uvula\_Donor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e19adc/32.png) [@Uvula\_Donor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uvula_Donor)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/131 "2005-09-07T11:45:04Z")

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Yeah, I suck. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/132 "2005-09-07T13:09:54Z")

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> [@Kyle Rayner1](#):
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> I hang out with sopc s every fucking year

What do those cops think of your prejudices regarding them?

BTW, you haven’t addressed the issue of under-age drinking yet.

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**Author:** ![Kyle\_Rayner1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58f4c7/32.png) [@Kyle\_Rayner1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyle_Rayner1)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/133 "2005-09-07T16:06:07Z")

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Really, quick. I only posted two posts drunk and those were two days ago. I was sober the rest of the time and I’ll never post drunk again since I didn’t know it was against board rules until recently.

I’ll reply to your other points later, Monty.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/134 "2005-09-07T16:10:27Z")

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> [@Kyle Rayner1](#):
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> Anyway Monty, my dad was killed alright. I know more cops than you and I go to the D.C. memorial every year and they’re out of shape. I’m sorry but a vigilante would help things a hell of a lot whether you like or not and damn it my dad was a cop was yours? Didn’t think so. So, from speaking from expericence I know what I’m talking about and a vigilante would help.

First, most people consider using a personal tragedy to win an argument extremely crass. Second, no, you DON’T know what you’re talking about, or even if you do, it doesn’t matter, because you cannot support your argument. Having a relative who was a cop does not make you an expert.

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**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/135 "2005-09-07T16:17:44Z")

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> [@Kyle Rayner1](#):
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> First of all, fuck you to Uvula Dona or whatever the fuck you want to be called, asshole. Why didn’t your mom abort you? That’s the real Great Debte.

_:: blows whistle ::_

Cool it, **Kyle Rayner**. We don’t allow posters to wish for the deaths of other posters, even retroactively. Consider yourself warned.

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**Author:** ![vetbridge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5e925/32.png) [@vetbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vetbridge)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/136 "2005-09-07T16:55:41Z")

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> [@Giraffe](#):
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> _:: blows whistle ::_
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> Cool it, **Kyle Rayner**. We don’t allow posters to wish for the deaths of other posters, even retroactively. Consider yourself warned.

Actually, wouldn’t that depend on which trimester Kyle was wishing for retroactive abortion? When does a fetus become a poster, anyway? 😉

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**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/137 "2005-09-07T16:59:53Z")

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> [@vetbridge](#):
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> Actually, wouldn’t that depend on which trimester Kyle was wishing for retroactive abortion? When does a fetus become a poster, anyway? 😉

Never have I wished for a remote cattle prod as much as I do right now. You must be punished.

(I’ll have to see if we can’t get that in the next version of vBulletin.)

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**Author:** ![spinky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/59ef9b/32.png) [@spinky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spinky)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/138 "2005-09-07T17:24:08Z")

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> [@Kyle Rayner1](#):
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> Uh, my dad was cop, was yours? Didnt thinks so. I hang out with sopc s every fucking year so when I say a vigilante would help I’m serious. Maybe you don’t care about people being hurt but I do.

My dad’s a cop and I think you’re an idiot. So does my dad.

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**Author:** ![vetbridge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5e925/32.png) [@vetbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vetbridge)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/139 "2005-09-07T17:40:30Z")

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_BZZZZT_ Ow!!! WTF? 😃

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**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-rayner1-and-his-crap-about-cops/320036/140 "2005-09-07T17:41:53Z")

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\<Mr. Burns\>  
Excellent.  
\</Mr. Burns\>

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