# Kyle took a bullet for me, now I gotta rock for 3

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-took-a-bullet-for-me-now-i-gotta-rock-for-3/33200>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [September 14, 2000, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-took-a-bullet-for-me-now-i-gotta-rock-for-3/33200 "2000-09-14T16:43:51Z")\
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**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-took-a-bullet-for-me-now-i-gotta-rock-for-3/33200/1 "2000-09-14T16:43:51Z")

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Don’t forget about Tenacious D.

I started [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=38416), but I suppose it didn’t really make sense.

It was a call out for other Tenacious D lovers to share your favorite quotes from one of their songs.

I gotsa say, mine is either most of the Spider Man song, or “Stabbin you with my bowie while I’m naked/painted head to toe I’m so aroused”

If you don’t understand, check out [http://www.sidehatch.com](http://www.sidehatch.com) , it should tell you all about Jack Black and Kyle Gass’s band.

“Couldn’t be a man in a gorilla suit, no you know this way he’s fuckin’ real!”

Swimmin’ in a sea of Lee…

–Tim

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**Author:** ![Mojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Mojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mojo)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-took-a-bullet-for-me-now-i-gotta-rock-for-3/33200/2 "2000-09-14T17:15:14Z")

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I was wondering why the other thread was locked- I knew what you was talkin bout.

“Scientists have proven that the Sasquatch he is real.  
Take a look at the plaster cast of his foot now you know he’s real.  
Listen real close to the audiotape, not human no you know he’s real.  
Can’t be a man in a gorilla suit, no fucking way man you know he’s real.”

_or_

“I love ya baby, but all I can think about is  
Keilbasa sausage, your butt cheeks is warm.  
I check my dipstick, you need lubrication  
my Keilbasa sausage has just got to perform  
Lets get it on!”

The timing of this thread is an amazing coincidence- I just got a message from my friend in NYC. The message consisted of “The D. Irving Plaza. October 20th. Be there.” And I will. I seen em at the 9:30 club in DC and they rocked my face’s ass.

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**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-took-a-bullet-for-me-now-i-gotta-rock-for-3/33200/3 "2000-09-14T18:17:11Z")

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I wish I could have my ass blown out. Sadly, the closest they’ve ever came to KC was Chicago, and that was 2 years ago. Damn you, Jack Black!

–Tim

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**Author:** ![Mojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Mojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mojo)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2000, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kyle-took-a-bullet-for-me-now-i-gotta-rock-for-3/33200/4 "2000-09-14T20:35:34Z")

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This is about as popular as my “Mr. Show” thread a while back. I’m assuming most dopers ain’t getting pay cable so starting a “G String Confessions” thread is futile.