# Kylie Minogue hires a staff to remind her to eat **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 11, 2003, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-hires-a-staff-to-remind-her-to-eat/218343 "2003-12-11T13:29:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![RAWDuke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71e660/32.png) [@RAWDuke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RAWDuke)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2003, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-hires-a-staff-to-remind-her-to-eat/218343/1 "2003-12-11T13:29:49Z")
Even in my wildest dreams of stupendous wealth, I can’t imagine having to hire somebody to do this: [It’s Not an Eating Disorder](http://www.ananova.com/entertainment/story/sm_845669.html) :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: Maybe she looses her appetite after listening to her own music. ---
**Author:** ![Achilles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dc4da7/32.png) [@Achilles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Achilles)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2003, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-hires-a-staff-to-remind-her-to-eat/218343/2 "2003-12-11T13:32:07Z")
Kylie Minogue is obviously quite stupid. ---
**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2003, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-hires-a-staff-to-remind-her-to-eat/218343/3 "2003-12-11T13:34:47Z")
You don’t think she’s hired a smart publicist instead ? ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2003, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-hires-a-staff-to-remind-her-to-eat/218343/4 "2003-12-11T13:35:03Z")
Eh, I’d do her. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2003, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-hires-a-staff-to-remind-her-to-eat/218343/5 "2003-12-11T13:35:45Z")
Maybe she needs Elimination and Breathing Consultants. Could be some job opportunities there. ---
**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2003, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-hires-a-staff-to-remind-her-to-eat/218343/6 "2003-12-11T13:36:42Z")
Hmmm…I wish I could afford to hire someone to remind me who the hell Kylie Minogue is… ---
**Author:** ![Achilles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dc4da7/32.png) [@Achilles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Achilles)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2003, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-hires-a-staff-to-remind-her-to-eat/218343/7 "2003-12-11T13:36:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lord Ashtar \* > \*\*Eh, I’d do her. \*\* I’m starting to warm to you, **LA**!! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2003, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-hires-a-staff-to-remind-her-to-eat/218343/8 "2003-12-11T13:38:13Z")
I’d give her a piece of meat to chow down on every now and again. ---
**Author:** ![One\_And\_Only\_Wanderers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/838e76/32.png) [@One\_And\_Only\_Wanderers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/One_And_Only_Wanderers)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2003, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-hires-a-staff-to-remind-her-to-eat/218343/9 "2003-12-11T13:40:32Z")
If she ever gets rid of this person, what the hell do the put on their cv? Responsibilities: reminded Kylie to chow down 3/4 times a day Doesn’t exactly qualify you for a lot of other jobs now does it. That said, i’d take the damn job! ---
**Author:** ![Achilles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dc4da7/32.png) [@Achilles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Achilles)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2003, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-hires-a-staff-to-remind-her-to-eat/218343/10 "2003-12-11T13:43:16Z")
Seriously - you’d love April Fools Day in that job. “Aaah-ha-ha-haaa ! - Never told you to eeee-eat! Never told you to eeee-eat!” Classic. ---
**Author:** ![paulberserker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@paulberserker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/paulberserker)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2003, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-hires-a-staff-to-remind-her-to-eat/218343/11 "2003-12-11T13:43:26Z")
I’ve seen her twice in real life. She’s a fucking dwarf, and she’s ugly. Theres some real photoshop magic going on in those publicity shots. Also, why make a big deal out of your arse all the time when its roughly the same size as two tennis balls stuck together? she looks like a little boy. I wish I had someone to remind me when to drink… oh, wait a minute… ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2003, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-hires-a-staff-to-remind-her-to-eat/218343/12 "2003-12-11T13:44:53Z")
That’s funny coz my bro met her in real life, and he said she’s absolutely tiny but “utterly fucking gorgeous” and “makes you act like a twat”. You obviously need your eyes tested mate. ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2003, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-hires-a-staff-to-remind-her-to-eat/218343/13 "2003-12-11T13:45:16Z")
She’s a quite stupid little ball of smut 😉 ---
**Author:** ![paulberserker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@paulberserker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/paulberserker)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2003, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-hires-a-staff-to-remind-her-to-eat/218343/14 "2003-12-11T13:51:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jjimm \* > \*\*That’s funny coz my bro met her in real life, and he said she’s absolutely tiny but “utterly fucking gorgeous” and “makes you act like a twat”. You obviously need your eyes tested mate. \*\* You reckon? I was stood about 2 foot away from her the second time. Each to his own, but her features dont appeal to me. and she had too much make up on, probably to hide the wrinkles and the fact she’s about 40. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2003, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-hires-a-staff-to-remind-her-to-eat/218343/15 "2003-12-11T13:51:25Z")
Mmm…Kylie smut. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2003, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-hires-a-staff-to-remind-her-to-eat/218343/16 "2003-12-11T13:56:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by paulberserker \* > \*\*You reckon? I was stood about 2 foot away from her the second time. Each to his own, but her features dont appeal to me. and she had too much make up on, probably to hide the wrinkles and the fact she’s about 40. \*\* Nah she’s only my age. Bet you wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating pickled onions though. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2003, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-hires-a-staff-to-remind-her-to-eat/218343/17 "2003-12-11T13:56:52Z")
[insert “hot beef injection” joke here] ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2003, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-hires-a-staff-to-remind-her-to-eat/218343/18 "2003-12-11T13:57:18Z")
Pickled onions? ---
**Author:** ![Achilles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dc4da7/32.png) [@Achilles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Achilles)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2003, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-hires-a-staff-to-remind-her-to-eat/218343/19 "2003-12-11T13:59:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jjimm \* > \*\*Nah she’s only my age. > > Bet you wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating pickled onions though. \*\* I’ve got to second that jjimm. She’s a cracker. She’s also one of the few women that got better looking in the 10 years from 20 to 30… ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2003, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-hires-a-staff-to-remind-her-to-eat/218343/20 "2003-12-11T14:00:32Z")
Again, pickled onions? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-hires-a-staff-to-remind-her-to-eat/218343.md?page=2)