# Kylie Minogue hires a staff to remind her to eat **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 11, 2003, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-hires-a-staff-to-remind-her-to-eat/218343 "2003-12-11T13:29:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2003, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-hires-a-staff-to-remind-her-to-eat/218343/61 "2003-12-12T13:06:55Z")
I’d rather bash the Bishop than Mangle it. ---
**Author:** ![paulberserker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@paulberserker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/paulberserker)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2003, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-hires-a-staff-to-remind-her-to-eat/218343/62 "2003-12-12T13:08:10Z")
i liked that painting somebody did of Mrs Mangle, where she had a really long neck. You’d think Kylie would eat more, especially since with those teeth. she could chew an apple through a postbox. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2003, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-hires-a-staff-to-remind-her-to-eat/218343/63 "2003-12-12T13:11:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by wakimika \* > \*\*Why, if she gets hungry, she’s got some cottage cheese right there. \*\* Yeesh, which supermodels are you guys dating?? I couldn’t spot cottage cheese on that rear if I had a microscope! She looks A-OK to me. ---
**Author:** ![paulberserker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@paulberserker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/paulberserker)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2003, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-hires-a-staff-to-remind-her-to-eat/218343/64 "2003-12-12T13:13:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > \*\*Yeesh, which supermodels are you guys dating?? > > \*\* Sybil Buck, myself. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2003, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-hires-a-staff-to-remind-her-to-eat/218343/65 "2003-12-12T13:25:01Z")
I think it was Helen, Scott’s gran who painted the portrait of Mangle. Hold on I feel an incoming flashback of _plain Jane_. Ahhhh there she is. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2003, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-hires-a-staff-to-remind-her-to-eat/218343/66 "2003-12-12T13:27:16Z")
Joe Mangle. JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOO MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGLE. ---
**Author:** ![manwithaplan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f1d935/32.png) [@manwithaplan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manwithaplan)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2003, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-hires-a-staff-to-remind-her-to-eat/218343/67 "2003-12-12T15:39:51Z")
Joe Mangle had a lovely yute. ---
**Author:** ![manwithaplan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f1d935/32.png) [@manwithaplan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manwithaplan)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2003, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-hires-a-staff-to-remind-her-to-eat/218343/68 "2003-12-12T15:46:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TwistofFate \* > \*\*Mrs. Mangle wouldn’t even consider it. \*\* She was a bit ropy in Neighbours but she was a proper ride as Mrs. Jessop in the Sullivans. ---
**Author:** ![Akatsukami](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ea666f/32.png) [@Akatsukami](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Akatsukami)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2003, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-hires-a-staff-to-remind-her-to-eat/218343/69 "2003-12-12T17:10:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by One And Only Wanderers \* > \*\*If she ever gets rid of this person, what the hell do the put on their cv? > > Responsibilities: > reminded Kylie to chow down 3/4 times a day > > Doesn’t exactly qualify you for a lot of other jobs now does it.\*\* Hey, you’d practically be able to name your own price to join Calista Flockhart’s entourage. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2003, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-hires-a-staff-to-remind-her-to-eat/218343/70 "2003-12-12T17:17:49Z")
Put me down as one that has forgotten to eat while intensely busy or engrossed in something before. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2003, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-hires-a-staff-to-remind-her-to-eat/218343/71 "2003-12-12T17:56:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Revtim \* > \*\*So, you’re an expert are you, doctor? > > I can tell you that at a certain level of stress, I eat more. But if the stress gets really high, my appetite vanishes. \*\* I’ll test out that theory this weekend. Since last posting (which was in a lighthearted vein, believe it or not) I found out that my father’s in the hospital and my dog has a probable malignant and inoperable tumor. Not that the news particularly relates to this thread or to **Revtim’s** response, but fuck it all anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2003, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-hires-a-staff-to-remind-her-to-eat/218343/72 "2003-12-12T18:14:48Z")
Sorry to hear that **jackmanni**. That would likely put me off my lunch for a while. Hope things turn out OK. ---
**Author:** ![wakimika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f08c70/32.png) [@wakimika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wakimika)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2003, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-hires-a-staff-to-remind-her-to-eat/218343/73 "2003-12-12T18:28:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > \*\*Yeesh, which supermodels are you guys dating?? > > I couldn’t spot cottage cheese on that rear if I had a microscope! She looks A-OK to me. \*\* Heh, I was just being evil. I can’t forgive her over that damn song that got stuck in my head for a few months. Ach, now it’s in there again. Come, suffer with me: _I just can`t get U out of my head Boy your loving is all I think about I just can`t get U out of my head Boy it`s more than I dare 2 think about_ La la, la La la la la la ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2003, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-hires-a-staff-to-remind-her-to-eat/218343/74 "2003-12-12T18:49:48Z")
Dammit! That’s the turn-off-the-sound-and-pop-in-the-Pink-Floyd-CD-song, and now it’s in my head, too! ---
**Author:** ![Cosmopolitan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/94ad74/32.png) [@Cosmopolitan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cosmopolitan)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2003, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-hires-a-staff-to-remind-her-to-eat/218343/75 "2003-12-13T01:44:47Z")
Aw, shit. Thanks ever so much, **wakimika**. Grrrrrrr… ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2003, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-hires-a-staff-to-remind-her-to-eat/218343/76 "2003-12-13T02:03:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > \*\*I couldn’t spot cottage cheese on that rear if I had a microscope! She looks A-OK to me. \*\* Maybe he meant he wanted to smear her ass with cottage cheese. ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2003, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-hires-a-staff-to-remind-her-to-eat/218343/77 "2003-12-13T02:15:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lezlers \* > \*\*Hey, I remember that stand-up act. Who did that? \*\* Whoopi Goldberg. ---
**Author:** ![moriah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b2d939/32.png) [@moriah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moriah)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2003, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-hires-a-staff-to-remind-her-to-eat/218343/78 "2003-12-13T02:42:44Z")
It’s not an eating disorder if she’s making sure she’s eating. She’s avoiding an eating disorder, or, she’s recovering from an eating disorder, or, she’s just stressed out. Check out [www.kylie.com](http://www.kylie.com) for more pictures and video clips. If you don’t know who she is, click around for the video for “Love At First Sight.” Trust me. You heard it. Peace. ---
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2003, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-hires-a-staff-to-remind-her-to-eat/218343/79 "2003-12-13T17:05:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by wakimika \* > \*\*_I just can`t get U out of my head Boy your loving is all I think about I just can`t get U out of my head > Boy it`s more than I dare 2 think about_ > > La la, la > La la la la la \*\* DAMN YOU!!! 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-hires-a-staff-to-remind-her-to-eat/218343.md?page=3)