# Kylie Minogue (sp?) video **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 14, 2002, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-sp-video/98341 "2002-03-14T21:07:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![stofsky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dfb087/32.png) [@stofsky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stofsky)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2002, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-sp-video/98341/1 "2002-03-14T21:07:03Z")
The one where she’s wearing the white hooded…dress? negligee?..whatever. Is it just my overactive imagination, or is there nipple on MTV? I don’t like the song, but I’d watch that video on mute all day long. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2002, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-sp-video/98341/2 "2002-03-14T23:06:47Z")
You know, you’ll get a lot more boob for your buck watching Cinemax. ---
**Author:** ![RaCha\_ar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@RaCha\_ar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RaCha_ar)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2002, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-sp-video/98341/3 "2002-03-15T02:29:35Z")
I think it’s your imagination. Doesn’t matter, though. That dress is HOT. ---
**Author:** ![Cazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cazzle/32/75_2.png) [@Cazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cazzle)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2002, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-sp-video/98341/4 "2002-03-15T02:53:05Z")
Just wanted to get a warning in while there’s still time… Remember, Americans, all Minogues are not equal. Just because Kylie isn’t too bad doesn’t mean you should give into temptation and allow her little sister Danni loose. Kylie = good. Dannii = bad. Random pointless trivia - Kylie Minogue is the ex-sister-in-law of Julian McMahon, who plays Cole Turner in Charmed. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2002, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-sp-video/98341/5 "2002-03-15T04:25:20Z")
Tsk, tsk. Our sweet little, Locomotion-singing Kylie has become a video slut. Good! You should try visiting [her website](http://www.kylie.com/) and clicking on the \*Agent Provocateur \*video. She has a nice butt, too. ---
**Author:** ![MagicalSilverKey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@MagicalSilverKey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicalSilverKey)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2002, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-sp-video/98341/6 "2002-03-15T05:36:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by stofsky \* > \*\*The one where she’s wearing the white hooded…dress? negligee?..whatever. Is it just my overactive imagination, or is there nipple on MTV? > > I don’t like the song, but I’d watch that video on mute all day long. \*\* I saw the video at least once in its entirety and I distinctly recall some jaw dropping occurring when, I too, saw nipplage. I’d sure like to loco her motion!!! drooool ---
**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2002, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-sp-video/98341/7 "2002-03-15T09:07:50Z")
Dude I was _just_ telling my friend about this today. We were talking about how the lin between music videos and porn is getting blurrier every day – on the one side you’ve got Snoop Dogg making porn… on the other you’ve got Britney Spears making… ? Kylie Minogue’s _Can’t Get You Out Of My Head_ and Enrique Iglesias’ _Escape_ were my two prime examples. They’re both in heavy rotation right now on VH1, if you can believe it. Oh, the OP, yeah, there’s definite nipple in there. Great video. ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2002, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-sp-video/98341/8 "2002-03-15T11:57:33Z")
> [@](#): > > I don’t like the song, but I’d watch that video on mute all day long. Welcome to my world. So 'Merkins are finally finding out the pleasure of looking at the quintessential diminutive antipodean beauty with the best ass in Christendom. [Python accent] You lucky, lucky, bastards[/ Python accent] ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2002, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-sp-video/98341/9 "2002-03-15T12:03:36Z")
I’d like to add my lustful agreement to all that has gone before. There is rumour that she’s had a butt-tuck, but I don’t believe it. Having said that, her cheeks have had their first major outing this year, so maybe she’s been waiting for the scars to heal. The Agent Provocateur video made me question my atheism. I would also like to boast that, one day in the late '80s, I called my brother up and said “Man, have you seen that new bird on Neighbours??? She’s gorgeous. In a black catsuit. Cwoooar.” The lady in question was, of course, our Ms. Minogue. In fact, my brother has since met Kylie in person. His comment was “she’s unbelievably small, unbelievably cute, and makes you act like a twat.” ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2002, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-sp-video/98341/10 "2002-03-15T13:02:21Z")
Cue music: _I just keep falling out of my clothes So my nipple is all you think about I just keep falling out of my clothes Boy it’s more than you dare to think about_ 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Spritle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Spritle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spritle)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2002, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-sp-video/98341/11 "2002-03-15T13:16:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rysdad \* > \*\*You should try visiting [her website](http://www.kylie.com/) and clicking on the _Agent Provocateur video._ Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2002, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-sp-video/98341/12 "2002-03-15T13:20:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Spritle \* > \*\*Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. \*\* Funny, this is quite a common reaction to that link. ---
**Author:** ![Legomancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/779978/32.png) [@Legomancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legomancer)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2002, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-sp-video/98341/13 "2002-03-15T13:58:35Z")
It’s not the first MTV nipple. Madonna is wearing a see-through top in ‘Vogue’ that displays her…er…charms. And I think you can count The Tubes’ drums before the censored them out. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2002, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-sp-video/98341/14 "2002-03-15T14:28:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Spritle \* > \*\* > > Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. \*\* Unless I’m mistaken this is an ad that is run in the UK in front of movies. In that case I’m surrendering and stopping this crazy revolution and becoming proud members of the British Empire. ---
**Author:** ![sidle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee59a6/32.png) [@sidle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sidle)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2002, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-sp-video/98341/15 "2002-03-15T14:59:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jr8 \* > \*\*Cue music: > > _I just keep falling out of my clothes > So my nipple is all you think about > I just keep falling out of my clothes > Boy it’s more than you dare to think about_ > 😃 \*\* Hey, they’re catchier lyrics than “NA NA NA, NA NA NANANA NA NA NA, NA NA NANANA NA NA NA, NA NA NANANA NA NA NA, NA NA NANANA…” ---
**Author:** ![RaCha\_ar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@RaCha\_ar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RaCha_ar)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2002, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-sp-video/98341/16 "2002-03-15T16:16:48Z")
Ask anyone who was chatting in #fathom while the SDMB was down, and they’ll tell you that Kylie Minogue and her split-pantsuit-cowl-thing was a frequent topic of awe from me. I’ve since downloaded that video from Morpheus just to gawk. Hot damn, she’s lovely. ---
**Author:** ![Legomancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/779978/32.png) [@Legomancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legomancer)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2002, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-sp-video/98341/17 "2002-03-15T16:34:37Z")
She doesn’t do it for me. She looks like a plastic doll that was left on the dashboard in summer. ---
**Author:** ![Yookeroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yookeroo/32/323_2.png) [@Yookeroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yookeroo)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2002, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-sp-video/98341/18 "2002-03-15T18:51:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Legomancer \* > \*\*It’s not the first MTV nipple. Madonna is wearing a see-through top in ‘Vogue’ that displays her…er…charms. \*\* Didn’t MTV play Madonna’s **Justify My Love** video one time? ---
**Author:** ![sidle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee59a6/32.png) [@sidle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sidle)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2002, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-sp-video/98341/19 "2002-03-15T21:37:02Z")
Hot damn. That Agent Provocteur video. Gracious. I need to send that link to my SO. He is a REALLY BIG fan of thigh highs and stockings and garters. He would dig that clip. a lot. ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2002, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-sp-video/98341/20 "2002-03-16T00:06:03Z")
I’ve been wondering whether or not I need new glasses. I’ve seen that video many times. I have never seen a nipple. I’ll make an appointment with my optometrist. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-sp-video/98341.md?page=2)