# Kylie Minogue, you whore, leave us alone! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 17, 2002, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-you-whore-leave-us-alone/109569 "2002-05-17T15:24:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Dreaming\_of\_Maria\_Callas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f14d63/32.png) [@Dreaming\_of\_Maria\_Callas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dreaming_of_Maria_Callas)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-you-whore-leave-us-alone/109569/1 "2002-05-17T15:24:19Z")
It wasn’t enough that Kylie Minogue’s Satan-produced “Can’t get you out of my head” was on the radio and television ceaselessly in Europe, causing thousands of listeners to run their cars off bridges to get the damn song out of their heads, or that the video of the next single “In your eyes” resulted in people gouging out their eyes to avoid maddening nightmares of _vagina dentata_ and terrible sirens more silcone than flesh. Today at McDonald’s, while I was ordering, the television was showing a new Kylie Minogue video. When will she stop? The talentless hack is undoubtedly relying on black magic to ensure domination of suddenly craptastic radio stations and music video channels. Kylie, we don’t want you anymore! You got booted out of Australia, we think you suck here, go bother the Arctic! UnuMondo ---
**Author:** ![grimpixie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecb155/32.png) [@grimpixie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grimpixie)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-you-whore-leave-us-alone/109569/2 "2002-05-17T15:33:39Z")
My friend - you are not alone!!! > [@](#): > > …her most recent hit, the ubiquitous Can’t Get You Out Of My Head, seems to consist largely of the lyrical masterpiece “La la la la la la la la” repeated over and over and over until you either kill yourself or become a homosexual. Judging by her fan base, it appears to be working. From a column on Kylie’s bum by [Niel McMahon](http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?click_id=2708). :yuk: Gp ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-you-whore-leave-us-alone/109569/3 "2002-05-17T15:34:12Z")
[monotonous drone] La la la lala la lala la la la. [/monotonous drone] ---
**Author:** ![kabbes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e99b99/32.png) [@kabbes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kabbes)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-you-whore-leave-us-alone/109569/4 "2002-05-17T15:36:07Z")
She’ll always be England’s little pumpkin. Altogether now: _I should be so lucky lucky, lucky, lucky I should be so lucky in love_ pan ---
**Author:** ![kabbes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e99b99/32.png) [@kabbes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kabbes)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-you-whore-leave-us-alone/109569/5 "2002-05-17T15:39:48Z")
(Incidentally, I never could stand her singing. But the **kabbess** would kill me for saying that, so keep it to yourself) ---
**Author:** ![The\_Clawman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e47c2d/32.png) [@The\_Clawman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Clawman)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-you-whore-leave-us-alone/109569/6 "2002-05-17T15:43:04Z")
And now Australia has unleashed a new terror on the world…HOLLY VALLANCE!! (Nice video though) ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-you-whore-leave-us-alone/109569/7 "2002-05-17T15:47:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by UnuMondo \* > \*\*Kylie, we don’t want you anymore! You got booted out of Australia, we think you suck here, go bother the Arctic! \*\* On _this_, we are in accord. I wonder if she actually listens to herself, or if she inserts earplugs to keep herself from commiting suicide at the sound of her own voice. ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-you-whore-leave-us-alone/109569/8 "2002-05-17T15:49:27Z")
I’m still trying to get “the locomotion” Out of my head! ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-you-whore-leave-us-alone/109569/9 "2002-05-17T15:50:53Z")
Gentlemen, have you actually _looked_ at this girl? Fercryinoutloud, turn on MTV, watch Kylie, drool, and play a fucking Pink Floyd CD already. Who cares if she can’t sing? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-you-whore-leave-us-alone/109569/10 "2002-05-17T15:53:11Z")
And just because: don’t forget her Christmas hit, a duet with Jason Donovan, also of Neighbours fame: _Especially for you…_ ---
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-you-whore-leave-us-alone/109569/11 "2002-05-17T15:53:37Z")
Kinda wasted on her core audience there, **Coldfire**. And FTR, she’s Australia’s little pumpkin. ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-you-whore-leave-us-alone/109569/12 "2002-05-17T15:57:14Z")
**Coldie** , she’s a hottie, true, but I can find lots of hotties, who don’t make me want to jam knitting needles in my ears. Go to almost any ‘high energy’ dance club, and you can find several hundred on any particular Friday or Saturday night, fer instance. Or I can go grab a bit at Hooters, or… You get the point, I’m sure. ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-you-whore-leave-us-alone/109569/13 "2002-05-17T16:00:32Z")
Bite. _Bite_, dammit. Grabbing a ‘bit’ would likely get me tossed out on my ear, if not busted outright. ---
**Author:** ![manwithaplan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f1d935/32.png) [@manwithaplan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manwithaplan)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-you-whore-leave-us-alone/109569/14 "2002-05-17T16:04:07Z")
You’ll all be first up against the wall when the revolution comes. Well, you can’t all be first - but one of you will be. And one of you will be second…you know what I mean. ---
**Author:** ![kabbes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e99b99/32.png) [@kabbes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kabbes)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-you-whore-leave-us-alone/109569/15 "2002-05-17T16:26:42Z")
**Gobear** , you miss my reference. Although she comes from Australia, it was in England that she made her singing career, oh so many years ago. 1988 and an eleven-year old **kabbes** is standing there fuming as the disco DJ puts on _I should be so lucky_ for the umpteenth time. Ah yes, I remember it as if it were yesterday. pan ---
**Author:** ![deball](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/df705f/32.png) [@deball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deball)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-you-whore-leave-us-alone/109569/16 "2002-05-17T17:15:39Z")
Change the “la la la’s” to meows and you have the hippest Meow Mix jingle every written. ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-you-whore-leave-us-alone/109569/17 "2002-05-17T18:06:13Z")
**deball** , that was _evil_. Now I have “_Meow Meow Meow Meow-ow-ow Meow-ow-ow Meow-ow-ow Meow Meee-oow Meee-Ooow_” running through my head. I must now hunt you down and bury you under 100,000 copies of the Jingle Cats CD and two metric tons of used kitty litter. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-you-whore-leave-us-alone/109569/18 "2002-05-17T18:23:59Z")
Hmm…only if she puts on a leather catsuit first… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Spritle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Spritle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spritle)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-you-whore-leave-us-alone/109569/19 "2002-05-17T18:30:58Z")
She sings? > [@](#): > > Kylie, we don’t want you anymore! Oooooh!! oooooooh! Can I have her? I mean My Gawd!! (click on the “video” button to the left and select “Agent Provocateur”) You can thank me later. Link provided by **Rysdad**. Provide your own tissues. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-you-whore-leave-us-alone/109569/20 "2002-05-17T19:07:05Z")
Whatever. If you don’t like it, change the channel. Just because you don’t like her music doesn’t make her a whore. She has much to do before she gets the crown from Britney. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kylie-minogue-you-whore-leave-us-alone/109569.md?page=2)