# L.A.: Chill Already, Would Ya?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/l-a-chill-already-would-ya/90082>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [October 28, 2001, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/l-a-chill-already-would-ya/90082 "2001-10-28T07:05:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/l-a-chill-already-would-ya/90082/101 "2001-11-02T03:33:26Z")

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Space Mountain, maybe, but we haven’t negotiated all the coasters yet.

I officially claim the Matterhorn and Big Thunder Mountain (you can have Splash Mountain if you want it), and, since you already said you didn’t want it, California Screamin’ (in fact, I’ll again claim all of California Adventure). I’m also claiming Indiana Jones and the Jungle Cruise for the heck of it.

You really need to work on your negotiating skills.

Esprix

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**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/l-a-chill-already-would-ya/90082/102 "2001-11-02T03:50:18Z")

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What? No one wants It’s A Small World?

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**Author:** ![pennylane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@pennylane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pennylane)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/l-a-chill-already-would-ya/90082/103 "2001-11-02T11:50:55Z")

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Reading this thread really made me appreciate living in Paris. Here, anyone can do anything they want anywhere, as long as it doesn’t involve actually killing another person. And we even have a Disneyland! With pirates and everything!!

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**Author:** ![obfusciatrist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4af34b/32.png) [@obfusciatrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/obfusciatrist)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/l-a-chill-already-would-ya/90082/104 "2001-11-02T15:34:13Z")

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All right, since my negotiating skills suck, it’ll have to be fisticuffs.

Noon, November 18th, Goofy statue in the hub.

On the bright side for you, if we have to physically fight for things in the park, you should end up with everything.

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/l-a-chill-already-would-ya/90082/105 "2001-11-03T04:22:11Z")

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Sure.

Oh, and I claim the Goofy statue in the hub.

Esprix

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**Author:** ![Asylum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/53a042/32.png) [@Asylum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asylum)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/l-a-chill-already-would-ya/90082/106 "2001-11-03T08:22:49Z")

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Dear God! I’ve been hijacked! **You bastards!**  
[sub]and since no one’s called them I’ll take Cali’s women and weather; you guys can keep disney world, I’ll just go to Orlando. I’m sure Esprix won’t argue on the first one.

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**Author:** ![Asylum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/53a042/32.png) [@Asylum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asylum)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/l-a-chill-already-would-ya/90082/107 "2001-11-03T08:26:05Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Asylum \*  
> **[sub]you guys can keep disney _world_, I’ll just go to Orlando.**[/sub]

Erp! Make that Disney [sub]land[/sub].

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2001, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/l-a-chill-already-would-ya/90082/108 "2001-11-03T08:29:12Z")

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Too late - I claim MGM/Disney Studios, all three water parks, and the Coronado Resort. I’ll be nice and leave you the Magic Kingdom and \<snicker\> Animal Kingdom \<guffaw\>.

Esprix

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