# LA County's has their priorities sorted out..eh? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 25, 2003, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/la-countys-has-their-priorities-sorted-out-eh/215085 "2003-11-25T01:33:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![stick\_monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@stick\_monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stick_monkey)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2003, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/la-countys-has-their-priorities-sorted-out-eh/215085/21 "2003-11-25T20:38:11Z")
I weep for the future…or I guess it’s the present in LA. Suggestions for replacement Dominant and Submissive Top and Bottom Bush and Powell (sorry I couldn’t resist, or more accurate…) Dick and George (and just for LA county…) Nitwits and Nitwits (let the stupid fucks there figure out which is which). ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2003, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/la-countys-has-their-priorities-sorted-out-eh/215085/22 "2003-11-25T20:42:47Z")
Evil Capitalist Overlord/Virtuous Proletariat Laborer ---
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2003, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/la-countys-has-their-priorities-sorted-out-eh/215085/23 "2003-11-25T20:54:32Z")
We’re talking Los Angeles, remember? The _correct_ terms to use is “director/actor”. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![sirtonyh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ad7895/32.png) [@sirtonyh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sirtonyh)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/la-countys-has-their-priorities-sorted-out-eh/215085/24 "2003-11-26T00:02:46Z")
I though this thread was going to be about lap-dancing. Utterly disappointed. :trudges of in a state of bewilderment that any issue is considered more important than the basic human right of getting a decent lap-dance: ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/la-countys-has-their-priorities-sorted-out-eh/215085/25 "2003-11-26T00:13:08Z")
> [@](#): > > We’re talking Los Angeles, remember? The correct terms to use is “director/actor”. You’re obviously not in “The Biz”, else you’d know it’s “Producer/Director”… ‘at’s why there’s so much shite a-comin’ outta Hollywood. ---
**Author:** ![II\_Gyan\_II](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/bbe5ce/32.png) [@II\_Gyan\_II](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/II_Gyan_II)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/la-countys-has-their-priorities-sorted-out-eh/215085/26 "2003-11-26T00:39:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by sirtonyh \* > \*\*I though this thread was going to be about lap-dancing. > > Utterly disappointed. > > :trudges of in a state of bewilderment that any issue is considered more important than the basic human right of getting a decent lap-dance: \*\* As you might be aware, LA is [dealing](http://www.plastic.com/article.html;sid=03/11/23/06361045) with that issue as well. ---
**Author:** ![Nanoda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ce73a5/32.png) [@Nanoda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nanoda)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2003, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/la-countys-has-their-priorities-sorted-out-eh/215085/27 "2003-11-26T01:26:04Z")
I heard about this on [slashdot](http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=03/11/25/0014257&mode=nested&tid=103&tid=133&tid=186&tid=99), and despite the link to Snopes found it hard to believe. Are the terms “Primary” and “Secondary” out too? Are all devices required to have equal priority on the bus in LA? Parent processes allowed to kill their children anymore? If anyone around here starts thinking these thoughts, I’m gonna suggest “Llama/Squid” settings. That outta slow 'em down a bit. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/la-countys-has-their-priorities-sorted-out-eh/215085.md?page=1)