# LA Fest Part II - The Final Decisions

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/la-fest-part-ii-the-final-decisions/52907>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 2, 2001, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/la-fest-part-ii-the-final-decisions/52907 "2001-02-02T20:23:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2001, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/la-fest-part-ii-the-final-decisions/52907/21 "2001-02-04T02:11:14Z")

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I think it’s going to be pretty easy to spot me. I don’t know exactly what I’ll do yet, but I do know it will be fairly obvious.

😃

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**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2001, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/la-fest-part-ii-the-final-decisions/52907/22 "2001-02-05T01:49:51Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Monster104 \*  
> \*\*I think it’s going to be pretty easy to spot me. I don’t know exactly what I’ll do yet, but I do know it will be fairly obvious.
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> 😃 \*\*

Well, I doubt Esprix will object to lots and lots of nekkidity… 😉

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2001, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/la-fest-part-ii-the-final-decisions/52907/23 "2001-02-05T03:06:30Z")

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I am so there. 😃

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2001, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/la-fest-part-ii-the-final-decisions/52907/24 "2001-02-05T05:54:24Z")

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> _Originally posted by **KKBattousai** _
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> > \*Originally posted by Monster104 \*  
> > I think it’s going to be pretty easy to spot me. I don’t know exactly what I’ll do yet, but I do know it will be fairly obvious.
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> Well, I doubt Esprix will object to lots and lots of nekkidity… 😉

Mmmm… **Monster104** and **KKBattousai** nekkid… Mmmm…

Esprix

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**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2001, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/la-fest-part-ii-the-final-decisions/52907/25 "2001-02-05T09:07:47Z")

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> Mmmm… Monster104… nekkid… Mmmm…

No, Esprix, **NO**! You don’t know what you’re doing! NO-O-O-O-O!!!

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**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2001, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/la-fest-part-ii-the-final-decisions/52907/26 "2001-02-05T15:53:44Z")

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Shuddup, Spoofe. if Esprix wants to hit on me, let 'im hit on me. No point ruining his fun.

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**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2001, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/la-fest-part-ii-the-final-decisions/52907/27 "2001-02-05T17:57:06Z")

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[QUOTE]  
\*Originally posted by Ashtar \*  
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> I’m out in Redlands–ye remember? I think there -was- an Imax somewhere around here now that you mention it though…
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> I would be grateful if ya swung by to take me. I -can- drive myself if you don’t–but having a ride would make things a little simpler for me. I’d even pay for a share of the gasoline. Let me know if you’re still up to it. 🙂 \*\*

It all depends on what time the DF is expected to wrap up. I mean, I have no objection to lots and lots of driving (though LA to Arizona is a pain in the ass, literally), though I do object to lots and lots of driving while _asleep_. I am good at staying awake at the wheel though, so as long as things are done by, say, 1:00 I have no qualms. Um, that being said, could you give me an address to MapQuest so I know what I’m getting myself into?

And speaking of getting into things, **Esprix** , **AudreyK** is officially the guardian of my honor and _cough_ chastity, and she doesn’t give in easily. Or cheaply. Trust me. 😉  
[sub]Man, I’m in trouble now…[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2001, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/la-fest-part-ii-the-final-decisions/52907/28 "2001-02-05T20:46:34Z")

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> _Originally posted by **Monster104** _
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> Shuddup, Spoofe. if Esprix wants to hit on me, let 'im hit on me. No point ruining his fun.

Hey, we have it in writing, folks. {cracking knucles} I gots me some work to do… 😉

Speaking of - **Audrey** , what’s the going rate for a **KKB** these days? Let’s talk turkey, hon… 😉

Esprix, looking forward to this little shindig

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2001, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/la-fest-part-ii-the-final-decisions/52907/29 "2001-02-05T21:23:40Z")

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**Esprix** , I’m afraid the price might be on the high side. See, **KKB** s aren’t at all easy to find. And I’ve become rather fond of this one in particular…

But on the other hand, I have nothing but respect for you.

Tell ya what: I’ll let you name your price. 😃

**Ashtar** , if we do end up driving you, I look forward to meeting you.

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**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2001, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/la-fest-part-ii-the-final-decisions/52907/30 "2001-02-06T00:23:35Z")

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I have 17 confirmed, 4 maybes, and 2 unheard from. This is turning out to be pretty decent.

Oh, and Esprix…don’t get your hopes up too much. Despite what Doob says, I’m quite straight. Sorry. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2001, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/la-fest-part-ii-the-final-decisions/52907/31 "2001-02-06T00:44:31Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Monster104 \*  
> \*\*Oh, and Esprix…don’t get your hopes up too much. Despite what Doob says, I’m quite straight. Sorry. 🙂 \*\*

Ditto. And since I am quite certain that **AudreyK \<veiled warning\> does not want to walk all the way to Vegas \</veiled warning\>** , the price might prove to be quite prohibitive.

Oh, and **Ashtar** , I MapQuested the distance from my humble abode to the Imax, and it turns out to be a tad long at 120 miles. For a 45 minute movie. This means, unfortunately, that I’m not going to be in your 'hood come Dopefest day. Sorry 'bout that. ☹

BTW, **Monster** put me down as confirmed. I’ve become horrible at checking the email account I’m registered at the boards under. See y’all there.

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2001, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/la-fest-part-ii-the-final-decisions/52907/32 "2001-02-06T01:04:12Z")

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Sure, you both say that now, but will you respect me in the morning? 😉 (Hey, at least I don’t have to worry about you bragging to your friends about it! :D)

Regardless of your protestations, my skills are well honed. Besides, I love to see straight guys squirm, either by my pleasurable physical ministrations or my audacious, flirtatious parlance of wit. 😉

Esprix

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**Author:** ![sethdallob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@sethdallob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sethdallob)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2001, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/la-fest-part-ii-the-final-decisions/52907/33 "2001-02-06T02:38:32Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Esprix \*  
> \*\*Besides, I love to see straight guys squirm, either by my pleasurable physical ministrations or my audacious, flirtatious parlance of wit. 😉  
> \*\*

:rolleyes:

That’s big talk…hope you can back it up, because this straight guy doesn’t squirm easily. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashtar)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2001, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/la-fest-part-ii-the-final-decisions/52907/34 "2001-02-06T03:09:37Z")

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> \*\* Oh, and **Ashtar** , I MapQuested the distance from my humble abode to the Imax, and it turns out to be a tad long at 120 miles. For a 45 minute movie. This means, unfortunately, that I’m not going to be in your 'hood come Dopefest day. Sorry 'bout that. ☹ \*\*

No worries, friend! I’m gonna try to be there anyways. So I guess **Monster** Can go ahead and put me down as ‘Confirmed’ if he hasn’t already!

…and **Audrey** , I’ll look forward to meeting you, too. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2001, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/la-fest-part-ii-the-final-decisions/52907/35 "2001-02-06T14:57:59Z")

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Ok, I’m going to be out of town until friday evening, but keep confirming while I’m gone! I’ll finish adding it up when I get back.

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**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2001, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/la-fest-part-ii-the-final-decisions/52907/36 "2001-02-09T00:21:47Z")

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Hey, is this still happening?

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2001, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/la-fest-part-ii-the-final-decisions/52907/37 "2001-02-09T00:30:17Z")

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Well _I’ll_ be there. And really, don’t you want to see me in bowling shoes? 😉

Esprix

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**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2001, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/la-fest-part-ii-the-final-decisions/52907/38 "2001-02-10T06:44:07Z")

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Well everyone, I’m back, and ready to rock the house at this fest.

Jab1, yes this is still on. I have 19 confirmed so far and 3 maybes.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2001, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/la-fest-part-ii-the-final-decisions/52907/39 "2001-02-10T18:07:24Z")

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I went to a Jeeps Unlimited gathering last night. My '46 Willys was dwarfed by the YJs and TJs the others brought. I even made it home before it started raining.

I forgot to look… What are the directions to the Dopefest from West L.A.?

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**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2001, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/la-fest-part-ii-the-final-decisions/52907/40 "2001-02-10T19:21:51Z")

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**Johnny** , I thought you _liked_ the rain!

If there are any fans of science-fiction and/or fantasy in the group, you should know that the best bookstore in the Valley, Dangerous Visions, is also on Ventura Boulevard, just a mile west of Jerry’s Deli, near Woodman. They have a website: [http://www.readsf.com/](http://www.readsf.com/)

I haven’t been there in ages, and I think I’ll drop by before the fest.

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