# Labia **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 10, 2009, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/499281 "2009-06-10T00:58:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2009, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/499281/21 "2009-06-10T21:20:41Z")
> [@Joe Frickin Friday](#): > > I had some friends who had given their newborn daughter the middle name of [Sarin.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarin) They soon changed it. Let me guess–in March of '95? ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2009, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/499281/22 "2009-06-10T22:35:10Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > All hail Cunnilingus! [Indeed.](http://www.imdb.com/video/hulu/vi3527016473/) ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/499281/23 "2009-06-11T02:03:21Z")
The most beautiful sound I ever heard: Labia, Labia, Labia, Labia . . . Labia! I’ve just met a girl named Labia, And suddenly that name Will never be the same To me. (snip to make it fair use) Labia! Say it loud and there’s music playing, Say it soft and it’s almost like praying. Labia, I’ll never stop saying Labia! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/499281/24 "2009-06-11T02:12:04Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > All hail Cunnilingus! I love the smell of Labia in the morning. ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/499281/25 "2009-06-11T06:41:56Z")
Of course you could always admire a bouquet of labias while eating a bag of Clitoris Allsorts ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/499281/26 "2009-06-11T12:35:48Z")
at high school, would Labia’s \*Mean Girl \*arch-nemesis be Chlamydia? I could totally see Chlamydia as a mean, snooty bitch… ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/499281/27 "2009-06-11T12:40:13Z")
So, Labia, you feel like hangin’ out? ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/499281/28 "2009-06-11T17:45:58Z")
> [@WordMan](#): > > at high school, would Labia’s \*Mean Girl \*arch-nemesis be Chlamydia? I could totally see Chlamydia as a mean, snooty bitch… Chlamydia also sounds like a flower. ---
**Author:** ![wisernow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@wisernow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wisernow)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/499281/29 "2009-06-11T22:03:09Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > So, Labia, you feel like hangin’ out? With Dick? ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/499281/30 "2009-06-11T23:17:01Z")
> [@chowder](#): > > Of course you could always admire a bouquet of labias while eating a bag of Clitoris Allsorts Actually, [_Clitoria_](http://www.discoverlife.org/IM/I_SP/0007/320/Clitoria_javitensis_var_portobellensis_flower,I_SP761.jpg) is one of my favorite flowers. [Another species of _Clitoria_](http://www.turfarm.com/images/climbers/Clitoria%20Ternatea.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/499281/31 "2009-06-11T23:23:48Z")
When in Venice, visit the [Palazzo Labia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palazzo_Labia). And stop sniggering. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/499281.md?page=1)