# labia! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 26, 2001, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868 "2001-09-26T05:17:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![DMC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dmc/32/18049_2.png) [@DMC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMC)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/21 "2001-09-26T05:51:56Z")
Labia, you’ve got me on my knees. Labia, I’m begging darling please. ---
**Author:** ![Doobieous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Doobieous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doobieous)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/22 "2001-09-26T05:53:38Z")
When the labia hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/23 "2001-09-26T05:59:27Z")
What does it mean when your most popular thread title is, “labia!”? Christ… ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/24 "2001-09-26T06:02:00Z")
It means that labia are popular. Duh. ---
**Author:** ![Dragonblink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Dragonblink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragonblink)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/25 "2001-09-26T06:04:46Z")
When you’re a kid and you wanna go “Wheeeeeeee” but you don’t have labia yet … ---
**Author:** ![jack\_ss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c77e96/32.png) [@jack\_ss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jack_ss)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/26 "2001-09-26T06:12:12Z")
[Lionel Ritchie] Once, twice. threee tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimes a Labia [/Lione Ritchie] ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/27 "2001-09-26T06:17:45Z")
And now… _Bilabial fricative._ ---
**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/28 "2001-09-26T06:21:18Z")
Lay labia lay Lay across my big brass cock When it says Libby’s Libby’s Libby’s On the labia labia labia You will like it like it like it On your table, table table ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/29 "2001-09-26T06:21:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jack Batty \* > \*\*[Frank Sinatra] > Luck be a Labia Tonight. > > Shoo Bee Doobee Doo > [/Frank Sinatra] \*\* Or Labia Luckdy Tonight. Whatever that means. Now I labia down to sleep… ---
**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/30 "2001-09-26T06:23:07Z")
Did I mention I went to Our Labia of Perpetual Sorrow as a boy? ---
**Author:** ![Sapphire\_Bullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@Sapphire\_Bullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapphire_Bullet)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/31 "2001-09-26T06:32:23Z")
_Leapin’ Labia!!_ ---
**Author:** ![Doobieous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Doobieous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doobieous)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/32 "2001-09-26T06:56:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by woodstockbirdybird \* > \*\*Did I mention I went to Our Labia of Perpetual Sorrow as a boy? \*\* That sounds like a depressing church. I went to Sacred Labia church as a kid. I was baptized in the Labial Font. ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/33 "2001-09-26T06:59:59Z")
Hey, Labia, you got the love I need Maybe more than enough Oh, darlin’, darlin’, darlin’ Walk a while with me Oooohh, you got so much…so much…so much… ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/34 "2001-09-26T07:00:10Z")
Okay, who else is no longer able to pronounce “labia?” [sub]labela labaia labhaia[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/35 "2001-09-26T07:01:14Z")
[Steven Tyler] “Yeah, yeah, dude looks like a labia” [/Steven Tyler] ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/36 "2001-09-26T07:09:18Z")
You guys are twisted souls… But I loves ya anyway! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/37 "2001-09-26T07:16:53Z")
Half labia, philosophically-a, Must, ipso facto, half not be-a. But half labia has got to be-a Vis a vis, its entity-a. D’you see-a? Fiddle de dum, Fiddle de dee-a, Eric the half labia. Ho ho ho, tee hee hee-a, Eric the half labia. …and so forth and whatnot… ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/38 "2001-09-26T10:27:55Z")
A Haiku: Labia In bed, horny, I slide my hand down, stroke gently. She’s watching TV.☹ ---
**Author:** ![Gartog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/22d042/32.png) [@Gartog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gartog)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/39 "2001-09-26T10:51:43Z")
Upside inside out Livin’ la vida Labia ---
**Author:** ![ColinM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bc79bd/32.png) [@ColinM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ColinM)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/40 "2001-09-26T11:05:15Z")
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