# labia! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 26, 2001, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868 "2001-09-26T05:17:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/41 "2001-09-26T11:47:18Z")
Tie me Labia down, sport. Tie me Labia down. Tie me Labia down, sport. Tie me Labia down. ---
**Author:** ![jesuslynch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e99b99/32.png) [@jesuslynch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jesuslynch)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/42 "2001-09-26T13:14:42Z")
Labia Potato Chips No One Can Eat Just One! ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/43 "2001-09-26T13:26:32Z")
[Def Leppard] _Two Labia For Love…_ [/DL] 1,001 Labian Nights Out of Labia Jurasic Pork _III_: The Lost Labia ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/44 "2001-09-26T13:46:11Z")
What’s a nice labia like you doing in a place like this? That’s no labia, that’s my WIFE! ---
**Author:** ![Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/45 "2001-09-26T13:50:33Z")
obladee, oblada, Labia-AH. La-la-lala Labia! ---
**Author:** ![uberDave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f04885/32.png) [@uberDave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/uberDave)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/46 "2001-09-26T13:56:12Z")
"Labia please! Is that to go? 'Thanks, I’ll eat it here." ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/47 "2001-09-26T14:01:14Z")
Would you like Labia with that? ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/48 "2001-09-26T14:02:59Z")
A brief, but on-topic hijack - Apparently, labial reduction surgery is all the rage right now among women who have more money than common sense. Its for those women who don’t want their flaps visible and want to have them trimmed. According to a blurb in last months Playboy, a porn star (I forget her name) recently auctioned off her “labia trimmings” (and how’s that for a great name for a band?) and received $5,000. We now return to our regularly scheduled thread…and don’t give me any lip about the hijack. ---
**Author:** ![Zanshin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e274bd/32.png) [@Zanshin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zanshin)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/49 "2001-09-26T14:08:48Z")
\ Get to da LABIA! RUN! Do it NOW! \ ---
**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/50 "2001-09-26T14:14:21Z")
All the best gynecologists wear white lab[sub]ia[/sub] coats. ---
**Author:** ![bernse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a9a28c/32.png) [@bernse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bernse)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/51 "2001-09-26T14:41:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by plnnr \* > \*\*A brief, but on-topic hijack - > > According to a blurb in last months Playboy, a porn star (I forget her name) recently auctioned off her “labia trimmings” (and how’s that for a great name for a band?) and received $5,000. > > \*\* Ladies and Gentlemen, **THAT** is one of the nastiest and strangest things I’ve read in a long time. ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/52 "2001-09-26T14:42:45Z")
There once was a man from Arabia Who looked at his wife and said, “maybe, uh, You shouldn’t blow kisses At misters and misses… Especially not with your labia.” ---
**Author:** ![rundogrun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5daacb/32.png) [@rundogrun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rundogrun)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/53 "2001-09-26T14:59:15Z")
Labia, oh Labia! Oh have you seen Labia? Labia, the tattooed lady! ---
**Author:** ![labradorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3ec8ea/32.png) [@labradorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/labradorian)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/54 "2001-09-26T15:18:25Z")
Canadian superstars Terri and Phillippa in their major motion picture debut ``` NOT WITHOUT MY LABIA! ``` ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/55 "2001-09-26T15:42:09Z")
Does anyone else see “labia thread” and immediately think “tampon?” ---
**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/56 "2001-09-26T16:03:22Z")
_Curse_ you, **rundogrun**! That was _my_ idea. Um… shoot. Now what am I gonna do? I know, gonna get me some dogs. Labiador Retrievers. Golden Labias, Chocolate Labias, Black Labias. Collect the whole set! ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/57 "2001-09-26T16:33:09Z")
[Harry Belafonte] Laaaaa-bya Laaaaa-bya [/Harry Belafonte] ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/58 "2001-09-26T16:36:28Z")
Yessir, that’s my labia Nosir, don’t mean maybe-a Yessir, that’s my labia now … ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/59 "2001-09-26T17:05:46Z")
[Lionel Richie] _Laaaaaa-bia_ [/LR] Labia Godiva? (which, incidentally, could be three things.) Labia Fingers Labia in Red Labia of Spain Our Labia Peace Barenaked Labia Labia Marmalade Patti Labialle The Labia of Shallot tsk tsk, **Demo**. Having a thread titled _Labia_ is such a _minor_ thing… ---
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/60 "2001-09-26T17:19:03Z")
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