# labia! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 26, 2001, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868 "2001-09-26T05:17:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![rundogrun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5daacb/32.png) [@rundogrun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rundogrun)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/61 "2001-09-26T18:11:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Olentzero \* > \*\*_Curse_ you, **rundogrun**! That was _my_ idea. > > Um… shoot. Now what am I gonna do? I know, gonna get me some dogs. > > Labiador Retrievers. > > Golden Labias, Chocolate Labias, Black Labias. Collect the whole set! \*\* So sorry. Please accept my apolabias. ---
**Author:** ![jesuslynch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e99b99/32.png) [@jesuslynch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jesuslynch)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/62 "2001-09-26T18:36:56Z")
Oh! Labia! We Stand On Guard For Thee!!! ---
**Author:** ![dentarthurdent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@dentarthurdent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dentarthurdent)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/63 "2001-09-26T18:42:32Z")
[sinatra] That’s why that labia…is a tramp [/sinatra] ---
**Author:** ![fish\_in\_the\_sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ba0ec/32.png) [@fish\_in\_the\_sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fish_in_the_sky)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/64 "2001-09-26T18:58:37Z")
It’s the end of labia as we know it… and I feel fine. ---
**Author:** ![Tygr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/65 "2001-09-26T20:18:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth \* > \*\*Having a thread titled _Labia_ is such a _minor_ thing… \*\* Ahh, but obviously it’s a _majora_ topic of interest… \ Miz Scarlet, I don’ know nuttin’ 'bout no labias! Labia-labia-labia-That’s all, folks! ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/66 "2001-09-26T20:33:23Z")
I wish I could go to Ellis Island, and climb up the stairs of the Statue of Labia. ---
**Author:** ![fish\_in\_the\_sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ba0ec/32.png) [@fish\_in\_the\_sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fish_in_the_sky)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/67 "2001-09-26T20:36:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lunatic13 \* > \*\*It’s the end of labia as we know it… and I feel fine. \*\* Oh, hell, because I’m bored: That’s great, it starts with an earthquake, labia, snakes, an aeroplane, Labia Bruce is not afraid. Eye of a labia, listen to yourself churn - labia serves its own needs, dummy serve your own needs. Feed it off an aux speak, grunt, no, strength, Labia start to clatter with fear fight down height. Wire in a fire, representing labia games, a government for hire and a labia site. Left of west and coming in a hurry with the labias breathing down your neck. Team by team labia baffled, trumped, tethered cropped. Look at that low labia! Fine, then. Uh oh, overflow, population, labia food, but it’ll do. Save your labia, serve your labia. World serves its own labia, listen to your labia bleed, dummy with the rapture and the labia and the right, right. You vitriolic, patriotic, labia, fight, bright light, feeling pretty psyched. It’s the end of labia as we know it. It’s the end of labia as we know it. It’s the end of labia as we know it and I feel fine. Six o’clock - labia hour. Don’t get caught in labia towers. Slash and burn, return, listen to your labia churn. Locking in, uniforming, labia burning, blood letting. Every motive escalate. Labia incinerate. Light a candle, light a labia. Step down, step down. Watch your heel crush, crushed, uh-oh, this means no fear labia. Renegade steer clear! A labia, labia, a labia of lies. Offer me solutions, offer me labia and I decline. It’s the end of labia as we know it. It’s the end of labia as we know it. It’s the end of labia as we know it and I feel fine. The other night I dreamt of labia, continental labia divide. Mountains sit in a line, Labia Bernstein. Labia Brezhnev, Labia Bruce and Labia Bangs. Birthday party, cheesecake, labia, boom! You symbiotic, patriotic, slam book labia, right? Right. It’s the end of labia as we know it. It’s the end of labia as we know it. It’s the end of labia as we know it and I feel fine…fine… (It’s time I had some labia alone) [sub]::giggling like a 12-year-old::[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/68 "2001-09-26T21:02:24Z")
Labia down Sally ---
**Author:** ![11811](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/9d8465/32.png) [@11811](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/11811)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/69 "2001-09-26T21:30:33Z")
there once was a man from Labia… ---
**Author:** ![fish\_in\_the\_sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ba0ec/32.png) [@fish\_in\_the\_sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fish_in_the_sky)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/70 "2001-09-26T21:43:51Z")
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my labia was missing, again. It’s not the first time it’s happened; it’s detatchable. //dindindindindindindindin// Detatchable labia! //dindindindindindindindin// Detatchable labia! ---
**Author:** ![Lamia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Lamia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamia)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/71 "2001-09-26T21:46:02Z")
For a moment I thought someone had devoted a thread to me. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/72 "2001-09-26T21:46:54Z")
If you can’t be with the labia you love, honey Love the labia you’re with! ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/73 "2001-09-26T21:54:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lunatic13 \* > \*\*I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my labia was missing, again. It’s not the first time it’s happened; it’s detatchable. > > //dindindindindindindindin// > Detatchable labia! > //dindindindindindindindin// > Detatchable labia! \*\* This made me spit Mountain Dew® all over my screen. King Missle references are always welcome! ---
**Author:** ![fish\_in\_the\_sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ba0ec/32.png) [@fish\_in\_the\_sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fish_in_the_sky)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/74 "2001-09-26T22:14:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Superdude \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Lunatic13 \* > > \*\*I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my labia was missing, again. It’s not the first time it’s happened; it’s detatchable. > > > > //dindindindindindindindin// > > Detatchable labia! > > //dindindindindindindindin// > > Detatchable labia! \*\* > > This made me spit Mountain Dew® all over my screen. King Missle references are always welcome! \*\* 😃 I aim to please. ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/75 "2001-09-26T22:43:39Z")
What’s all this about? Labia, from Labium, Webster’s 'Labium": a : a lower mouthpart of an insect that is formed by the second pair of maxillae united in the middle line b : a liplike part of various invertebrates… ---
**Author:** ![GrandfatherTrout](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f17d59/32.png) [@GrandfatherTrout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandfatherTrout)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/76 "2001-09-26T22:54:19Z")
I was doing fine until I hit the King Missile reference. Then…floorsville. You are the sunshine of my labia. ---
**Author:** ![Lucki\_Chaarms](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de0a6/32.png) [@Lucki\_Chaarms](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucki_Chaarms)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/77 "2001-09-26T23:35:59Z")
[black sabbath] My name is la-bi-a, please take my hand [/black sabbath] [Rolling Stones] Just as every cop is a criminal And all the sinners saints As heads is tails Just call me **labia** 'Cause I’m in need of some restraint [/Rolling Stones] ---
**Author:** ![Nicklz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/8baadc/32.png) [@Nicklz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nicklz)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/78 "2001-09-26T23:52:48Z")
…Mother, tell your daughter labia not to walk this way… ---
**Author:** ![Atreyu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Atreyu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atreyu)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/79 "2001-09-26T23:54:38Z")
- Like a bridge over troubled labia I will lay me down Like a bridge over troubled labia I will laaaaaaaay me down \* ---
**Author:** ![fish\_in\_the\_sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ba0ec/32.png) [@fish\_in\_the\_sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fish_in_the_sky)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/80 "2001-09-27T01:45:41Z")
I’m your only labia I’m not your only labia But I’m a little glowing labia But really I’m not actually your labia But I am [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868.md?page=5)