# labia! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 26, 2001, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868 "2001-09-26T05:17:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Talkinsquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f6c823/32.png) [@Talkinsquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talkinsquirrel)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/81 "2001-09-27T02:23:01Z")
You guys are so easily amused 😃 /LassieOn LAAAAAAAABIAAAAA OHH LAAAAAABIIIAAAA /LassieOff ---
**Author:** ![Searching\_For\_Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Searching\_For\_Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Searching_For_Truth)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/82 "2001-09-27T02:41:23Z")
_gets her Puff Daddy on_ It’s all about the _labias_, baby… Oh, and… What’s the **plural** of labia? Labias? Labi? Labu? ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/83 "2001-09-27T02:42:01Z")
Minora! Majora! Labiate corolla! Labium, labium, Sis, boom, bah! (Fight cheer of the Southwestern Idaho Pendulous Pudendas football team) ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/84 "2001-09-27T03:09:37Z")
_channeling Kurt Cobain_ With the labia out, it’s less dangerous Labia here now, entertain us Makes you stupid, can be contagious Labia here now, entertain us A vagina, a majora, a labia, a minora… YEAHHHHHHHH [sub} I think Kurt would be proud. After all, he did write the song Moist Vagina[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Lady\_Juliet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/cc9497/32.png) [@Lady\_Juliet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lady_Juliet)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/85 "2001-09-27T03:22:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Searching For Truth \* > \*\* > Oh, and… > What’s the **plural** of labia? Labias? Labi? Labu? \*\* Heh, this thread reminds me of \*Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason \* Anyway, labia is the plural. The singular is labium. I think… Just thought I’d share. You all can continue with your labia now. Um…have fun? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![capacitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@capacitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capacitor)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/86 "2001-09-27T04:07:01Z")
Hey, we are about to fight the Talabians. That’s not funny. ---
**Author:** ![jack\_ss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c77e96/32.png) [@jack\_ss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jack_ss)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/87 "2001-09-27T04:19:50Z")
And the Labia shall lie down with the lion… The Labia, The Witch and the Wardrobe… The Labia in Winter…… [Boris Karloff] Welcome to my labia-tory [/Boris Karloff] [Cream] I’ve been waiting so long To be where I’m goin’ In the sunshine of your laa-a-aaa-bi-iaaaaaa [/Cream] ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/88 "2001-09-27T04:35:47Z")
Thou art as lovely as a summer’s labia… This is Ground Control to labia Can’t touch this! _Duh nuh nuh nuh, nuh nuh_ La-BI-a! And this one time, at band camp, I shoved a flute into my labia! ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/89 "2001-09-27T05:50:03Z")
Ummm, give me labia or give me labia. What ? Oh ok, never mind then I have my own ! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/90 "2001-09-27T06:07:58Z")
Labia on my shoulders makes me happy Labia in my eyes can make me cry Labia on the water look so lovely Labia almost always make me high ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/91 "2001-09-27T06:11:51Z")
Tempted by the Labia of another. I want you to want Labia Have you ever needed labia so bad Pour some Labia on me Hanging by a Labia I’ve been loving Labia too long I am a labia of constant sorrow ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/92 "2001-09-27T12:10:32Z")
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls; it’s a mixed-up, wonderful shook-up world cos of Labia la-la-la-la-labia [Sophie B Hawkins] As I labia down to sleep > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ColinM \* > \*\*Princess Labia: Help me, Obi Wan! You’re our only hope! \*\* Shouldn’t that read Obi Wan **D**?? ---
**Author:** ![jesuslynch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e99b99/32.png) [@jesuslynch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jesuslynch)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/93 "2001-09-27T13:29:50Z")
You are my Labia. My only Labia. You make me happy When skies are gray. You’ll never know, dear How much I love you, Please don’t take my Labia away! ---
**Author:** ![dentarthurdent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@dentarthurdent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dentarthurdent)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/94 "2001-09-27T15:04:15Z")
Lawrence of a-labia! [beastie boys] Hey Labia! Get funky… [/beastie boys] [beatles] You never give me your labia… You only give me your funny papers… [/beatles] Happiness is a warm labia… ---
**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/95 "2001-09-27T15:10:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Manservant Hecubus \* > \*\*Labia almost always make me high \*\* You been smokin’ them trimmin’s again, boy?! ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/96 "2001-09-27T15:43:11Z")
I was gonna clean my room until I got labia I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got labia my room is still messed up and I know why (why man?) yea hey, 'cause I got labia 'cause I got labia 'cause I got labia La da da da da da da da da… ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/97 "2001-09-27T15:51:23Z")
I’m happy, I’m feeling glad, I’ve got labia in a bag… I like the way you spank my labia… ---
**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/98 "2001-09-27T15:54:51Z")
Okay, that’s it. Now you are going to get it. _Isn’t it awfully nice to have a labia?_ _Isn’t it frightfully good to have a vulva?_ _It’s swell to have a vagina._ _It’s divine to own a clitoris,_ _From the tiniest little tadger_ _To the world’s biggest lips._ ---
**Author:** ![Zappo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b3f665/32.png) [@Zappo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zappo)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/99 "2001-09-27T16:09:48Z")
I met 'em in a club down in old SoHo Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Coca-Cola C-O-L-A, cola I asked 'em their name and they asked me to dance And then they looked at me with a little smile And said labia L-A-B-I-A, labia La-la-la-la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabia [BOMP BOMP BOMP BOMP BOMP BOMMMMMMP] ---
**Author:** ![BlueMoonofKentucky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8dc957/32.png) [@BlueMoonofKentucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueMoonofKentucky)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/100 "2001-09-27T16:19:09Z")
Labia and strife, Labia and strife, Labia in the **lightning** ,In the lightning. In the rain… I love the smell of labia in the morning. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868.md?page=6)