# labia! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 26, 2001, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868 "2001-09-26T05:17:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![jesuslynch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e99b99/32.png) [@jesuslynch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jesuslynch)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/101 "2001-09-27T18:00:07Z")
Labia in the morning! Labia in the evening! Labia at supper time! ---
**Author:** ![Tretiak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a88e57/32.png) [@Tretiak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tretiak)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/102 "2001-09-27T18:06:53Z")
[buulhorn]Put the labia down and step slowly away from the clitoris.[/bullhorn] ---
**Author:** ![TheOtherOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dbc845/32.png) [@TheOtherOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheOtherOne)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/103 "2001-09-27T18:08:26Z")
[warren zeven] Saw a labiawolf with a chinese menu in his hand walkin in soho in the rain Lookin for a place called lee ho fuk’s Gonna get a big dish of labia lomein AAAWHOOOOOOOOOO Labiawolves of London AAWHOOOOOOOOOOO [/Warren Zevon] ---
**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/104 "2001-09-27T18:20:06Z")
There were labia, All around, But I never heard them ringing, No, I never heard them at all, Till there was you. 76 Labia led the big parade . . . ---
**Author:** ![Wicked\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/2acd7d/32.png) [@Wicked\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wicked_Blue)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/105 "2001-09-27T18:52:57Z")
Laaaa-be-ah L-A-B-I-A Laaaa-be-ah L-A-B-I-A ---
**Author:** ![GrandfatherTrout](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f17d59/32.png) [@GrandfatherTrout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandfatherTrout)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/106 "2001-09-27T18:53:23Z")
Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s LABIA! ---
**Author:** ![Wicked\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/2acd7d/32.png) [@Wicked\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wicked_Blue)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/107 "2001-09-27T18:57:55Z")
Labia. It’s not just for breakfast anymore. ---
**Author:** ![miamouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ad7895/32.png) [@miamouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/miamouse)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/108 "2001-09-27T19:57:13Z")
\ Labia You got me on my knees Labia \ ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/109 "2001-09-27T20:13:08Z")
[Elvis]Viva La Bias [/Elvis} Thankyouverymuch [BeeGees]If I’m labia at all I’m labia with sadness that everyone’s heart isn’t filled with the gladness of labia for one another… It ain’t heavy, it’s my labia. Well you can tell by the way I use my walk, I’m a labia man-no time to talk. La la la labia [/BeeGees] ---
**Author:** ![Wicked\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/2acd7d/32.png) [@Wicked\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wicked_Blue)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/110 "2001-09-27T20:31:35Z")
You are my labia, My only labia, You make me happy When skies are grey You’ll never know, dear How much I love you Please don’t take my labia away. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Kbean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Kbean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kbean)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/111 "2001-09-27T20:32:16Z")
Labia in the sky with diamonds… ---
**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/112 "2001-09-27T20:56:43Z")
Labia. Is there anything it _can’t_ do? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/113 "2001-09-27T21:17:03Z")
It can bring home the bacon and fry it up in a pan It can love you all night never let you forget you’re a man cause it’s Labia L-A-B-I-A gonna say it again… cause it’s Labia L-A-B-I-A ---
**Author:** ![Wicked\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/2acd7d/32.png) [@Wicked\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wicked_Blue)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/114 "2001-09-27T21:24:24Z")
Labia. The other red meat. ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/115 "2001-09-27T22:43:05Z")
Labia, it takes a licking and keeps on…uh…ficky-ficking? ---
**Author:** ![Wicked\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/2acd7d/32.png) [@Wicked\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wicked_Blue)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/116 "2001-09-27T22:52:08Z")
Well, when mine takes a lickin’, it keeps on drippin’. [sub]I know I’m gonna regret hitting submit.[/sub] 😃 ---
**Author:** ![jack\_ss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c77e96/32.png) [@jack\_ss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jack_ss)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/117 "2001-09-28T05:45:53Z")
Labia and gentlemen, please welcome the president and first labia… ---
**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/118 "2001-09-28T06:18:29Z")
I left my labia in San Francisco. ---
**Author:** ![Catfood\_Purrito](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Catfood\_Purrito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catfood_Purrito)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/119 "2001-09-28T06:57:18Z")
Labia…in the wind, All we are is labia in the wind… Did you ever know that you’re my laaaabia, You’re everything I wish I could be, I could fly higher than some labiaaaa, 'Cause you are the wind beneath my labia… From a distance, The labia looks blue and green, And the snow-capped clitoris white… Black labia and that little boy smile, Black labia in the slow southern style, A new religion that bring you to your knees, Black labia if you please… Hey labia, Don’t make it bad, Take a sad labia, And make it better, Remember to let labia into your heart, Then you can start, To make labia better… ---
**Author:** ![Hometownboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/5e9695/32.png) [@Hometownboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hometownboy)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/120 "2001-09-28T07:21:41Z")
[beatles] Labia Madonna Children at your feet How you gonna ever Make ends meet? [/beatles] [freak brothers] Labia will get you through times of no dope better than dope will get you through times of no labia [/freak brothers] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868.md?page=7)