# labia! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 26, 2001, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868 "2001-09-26T05:17:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/121 "2001-09-28T13:39:23Z")
Got Labia? ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/122 "2001-09-28T13:50:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wicked Blue \* > \*\*Well, when mine takes a lickin’, it keeps on drippin’. > [sub]I know I’m gonna regret hitting submit.[/sub] 😃 \*\* **Wicked** , I now have to clean Mountain Dew® off of my screen. [sub]And put on some clean pants. Anyone have a cigarette?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/123 "2001-09-28T14:23:51Z")
I think we’re be-labiaing this thing… ---
**Author:** ![Fiddle\_Peghead](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiddle_peghead/32/3506_2.png) [@Fiddle\_Peghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiddle_Peghead)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/124 "2001-09-28T16:44:29Z")
You are my labia My only labia You make me happy When skies are gray You’ll never know dear How much I love you Please don’t take my labia away ---
**Author:** ![Fiddle\_Peghead](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiddle_peghead/32/3506_2.png) [@Fiddle\_Peghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiddle_Peghead)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/125 "2001-09-28T16:55:11Z")
Damn, **WickedBlue** , how did I miss that? Makes me look half-witted, which I ain’t. ---
**Author:** ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/126 "2001-09-28T19:21:00Z")
Can’t wait for Hanukkah, light the labia menorah. [sub]ducking and running…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![shannybonanny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@shannybonanny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shannybonanny)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/127 "2001-09-28T20:25:17Z")
All I Really Need to Know I Learned from my Labia Happy Labia Day! Dude, where’s my labia? Labia, schmabia. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Bird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Little\_Bird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Bird)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/128 "2001-09-28T21:28:25Z")
We are here to bury Labia, not praise it. (Ok, that would work better with a boy-part, but oh well) Dexter’s Labia. [tangental hijack] Ok, I know it’s _clit_erus, not clit_oris_, but after all this labia reading, I forgot–is it laah-bia or laayyybia? ---
**Author:** ![Wicked\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/2acd7d/32.png) [@Wicked\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wicked_Blue)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2001, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/129 "2001-09-29T00:57:44Z")
**notcynical** , don’t worry 'bout it. Great labia think alike. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2001, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/130 "2001-09-29T01:45:46Z")
Labia: The Quicker-Picker-Upper! ---
**Author:** ![Jekeira](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9fc29f/32.png) [@Jekeira](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jekeira)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2001, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/131 "2001-09-29T03:35:53Z")
I’ve got you under my labia I’ve got you deep in the heart of me So deep in my heart, you’re really a part of me I’ve got you under my labia (Why do Frank Sinatra songs work so well in this thread?) ---
**Author:** ![Xixox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/13edae/32.png) [@Xixox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xixox)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2001, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/132 "2001-09-29T04:35:15Z")
I want my labia labia labia labia labia labia labia I want my labia labia labia labia labia labia labia lips Chili’s labia lips, chi-li’s la-bi-a liiiips (barbecue sauce?) I want my labia labia labia labia labia labia labia I want my labia labia labia labia labia labia labia… … liiiips _groans at self_ ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2001, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/133 "2001-09-29T04:46:22Z")
Labia: It’s what’s for dinner. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2001, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/134 "2001-09-29T04:48:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Airman Doors, USAF \* > \*\*Labia: It’s what’s for dinner. 🙂 \*\* ::MsRobyn goes to her CD case and puts Copland’s “Hoedown” on the stereo :D:: Robin ---
**Author:** ![Second\_Echo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Second\_Echo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Second_Echo)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2001, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/135 "2001-09-29T06:34:09Z")
Labia, labia, bo-babiy, banana-fanna-fo-fabia, me-mi-mo, mabia…LABIA! And… Do your labia hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a know? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder Like a continental soldier Do your labia hang low? ---
**Author:** ![LIONsob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/76d3ee/32.png) [@LIONsob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LIONsob)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2001, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/136 "2001-09-29T07:24:14Z")
[voice of shirley temple] On the good ship labia Its a quick trip to our favorite wet spot [/voice of shirley temple] Peace LIONsob ---
**Author:** ![plankter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ba0ec/32.png) [@plankter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plankter)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2001, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/137 "2001-09-29T15:52:53Z")
[The Doors] Everybody loves my labia Everybody loves my labia She gets… She gets… She gets… She gets…_HIGH!_ [/The Doors] ---
**Author:** ![Tygr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2001, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/138 "2001-09-29T18:21:06Z")
Libido killed the labia star! Libido killed the labia star! In my mind and in my car… [sub]…and we can’t forget:[/sub] All we hear is labia ga-ga! Labia goo-goo, labia ga-ga! ---
**Author:** ![Tygr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2001, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/139 "2001-09-29T18:38:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by handy \* > \*\*What’s all this about? Labia, from Labium, Webster’s 'Labium": > a : a lower mouthpart of an insect that is formed by the second pair of maxillae united in the middle line b : a liplike part of various invertebrates… \*\* I think your dictionary is badly abridged. (But don’t worry, it’s not the size of your dictionary that matters…) _labia:_ a fine, rare delicacy to be savored. Those with well-trained palates prefer to let a properly prepared set of labia rest gently on the tongue. The taster may allow his/her lips to be gently pursed around the labia, and/or the tongue to move the labia around in the mouth, the better to ensure that all surfaces of the labia are tasted. A true connoisseur knows to also savor the nectar that a proper tasting produces. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![jesuslynch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e99b99/32.png) [@jesuslynch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jesuslynch)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2001, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868/140 "2001-10-01T13:10:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wicked Blue \* > \*\ ***notcynical** , don’t worry 'bout it. Great labia think alike. 😃 \*\* You’re right. [sub]check the middle of page 2[/sub] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/labia/83868.md?page=8)