# Lacunae Quell, you are a moronic tool who is a discredit to your faith

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**Created:** [April 7, 2009, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lacunae-quell-you-are-a-moronic-tool-who-is-a-discredit-to-your-faith/492303 "2009-04-07T21:00:38Z")\
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**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2009, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lacunae-quell-you-are-a-moronic-tool-who-is-a-discredit-to-your-faith/492303/35 "2009-04-11T04:43:34Z")

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He’s not a religious lunatic, he just plays one on the SDMB for lulzorz.  
He’s trolling.

> [@Who Killed Jesus?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-killed-jesus/491168/610):
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> Did God Himself cut open Adam with a scalpel and clone Eve from his rib? No… not likely. God has His own helpers. Perhaps it was a bear who did the surgery… maybe a moose… but more likely a penguin.
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> …I hope I made myself clear the first time when I stated I believe EBEs were God’s helpers used to clone woman from Adam’s rib.

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