# Ladies: A f'd up hypothetical about your SO.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-a-fd-up-hypothetical-about-your-so/570778>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [February 9, 2011, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-a-fd-up-hypothetical-about-your-so/570778 "2011-02-09T17:15:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2011, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-a-fd-up-hypothetical-about-your-so/570778/41 "2011-02-12T19:51:09Z")

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This reminds me of the Stephen King story where the lead character was almost caught masturbating with a pair of his _sister’s_ panties as a kid - I could be wrong, but THAT sounds fucked up to me. This just sounds like another dimension to you usual bedroom activities.

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**Author:** ![Maiira](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Maiira](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maiira)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2011, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-a-fd-up-hypothetical-about-your-so/570778/42 "2011-02-12T19:59:59Z")

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If they were my panties, I’d be “meh.” I’d just ask that he try not to rip them. And that he wash them for me if he…er…finished on them. Leaving crusty stains on my clothes, now that’s just rude. 😃

Now, if they were anyone ELSE’S panties, then I’d freak out.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2011, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-a-fd-up-hypothetical-about-your-so/570778/43 "2011-02-12T20:03:38Z")

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Yeah, that’s where we start to get into “You got some ‘splainin’ to do” territory.

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**Author:** ![Kaio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c68b51/32.png) [@Kaio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaio)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2011, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-a-fd-up-hypothetical-about-your-so/570778/44 "2011-02-12T22:16:24Z")

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Ha! Since this was prefaced with “this is f’ed up” I went in expecting to see something at least mildly strange, so I read the OP as “masturbating _into_ my panties.” (My reaction to that would be great annoyance – if he knows me well enough to be having sex with me, why didn’t he tell me about this need of his to begin with, and besides, if he needs ladies underwear to get off, he can get his _own_ panties.)

However, what the OP actually says doesn’t even ping the “weird” radar, nevermind the “f’ed up” one. If I had time, I’d join in and \*ahem" help him out. 😉

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**Author:** ![CrazyCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CrazyCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrazyCatLady)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2011, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-a-fd-up-hypothetical-about-your-so/570778/45 "2011-02-12T22:24:24Z")

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Wait, tell me again why the marmoset is wearing my panties?

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