### Author:  [@monkeylucifer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monkeylucifer)
#### Post date: [July 13, 2001, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-and-gentlemen-i-give-you-journey/72318/1 "2001-07-13T03:42:02Z")
The greatest flash movie featuring Journey ever made —\> [Don’t Stop Believn’](http://members.aol.com/tributetoamerica/dontstopbelievin.html)
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### Author:  [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)
#### Post date: [July 13, 2001, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-and-gentlemen-i-give-you-journey/72318/2 "2001-07-13T03:53:23Z")
And how many flash movies featuring Journey are there?
This is great. 🙂
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### Author:  [@Bluepony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluepony)
#### Post date: [July 13, 2001, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-and-gentlemen-i-give-you-journey/72318/3 "2001-07-13T03:58:28Z")
Please say that this is the only one.
Yikes.
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### Author:  [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)
#### Post date: [July 13, 2001, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-and-gentlemen-i-give-you-journey/72318/4 "2001-07-13T05:14:45Z")
Heaven is indeed just a funky moose.
Man, that’s profound.
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### Author:  [@Simetra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simetra)
#### Post date: [July 13, 2001, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-and-gentlemen-i-give-you-journey/72318/5 "2001-07-13T05:30:05Z")
Err… umm…
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Oh well, at least heaven is a funky moose… I’m gonna be sayin’ that for days. 🙂
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### Author:  [@Skerri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skerri)
#### Post date: [July 13, 2001, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-and-gentlemen-i-give-you-journey/72318/6 "2001-07-13T05:58:28Z")
That was funny as hell.
You can also find a bunch of fun flash movies at [http://www.newgrounds.com](http://www.newgrounds.com). They have a bunch of funny little games, too, where you can kill off a bunch of pop stars and basically annoying people.
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### Author:  [@monkeylucifer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monkeylucifer)
#### Post date: [July 13, 2001, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-and-gentlemen-i-give-you-journey/72318/7 "2001-07-13T17:13:04Z")
The funniest point of the movie for me = “Eat These Licks!”
Gotta love that solo! 😛
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### Author:  [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)
#### Post date: [July 13, 2001, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-and-gentlemen-i-give-you-journey/72318/8 "2001-07-13T19:24:15Z")
Hahaha…one of my favorite bars in D.C., The Raven, started attracting trendy little hipsters a few years back. My friend Tom and I learned that they could be cleared out by filling the jukebox with a full hour of Journey tunes. 😃
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### Author:  [@blainer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blainer)
#### Post date: [July 13, 2001, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-and-gentlemen-i-give-you-journey/72318/9 "2001-07-13T19:30:44Z")
Holy shit, MAGDALENE! I live right around the corner from the Raven (my frisbee team is named after it) and have found the opposite to be true. I have enjoyed full bar sing alongs of Don’t Stop Believin’, as well as many Bon Jovi and Skid Row tunes.
They took Journey’s Greatest Hits off of the jukebox months ago, however.
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### Author:  [@monkeylucifer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monkeylucifer)
#### Post date: [July 13, 2001, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-and-gentlemen-i-give-you-journey/72318/10 "2001-07-13T20:37:20Z")
Does anyone remember the Journey video game for the Atari 2600? Check out this [commercial](http://journey.simplenet.com/journey/resources/multimedia/atari.rm) for the video game that’s an absolute hoot! “Live To Rock Another Day!”…hee hee…gotta love that Casey Kasem The game absolutely blew, but I remember playing the hell out of it for some reason.
Oh, and BTW, “Escape” was the first album I ever owned, and on vinyl no less.
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### Author:  [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)
#### Post date: [July 13, 2001, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-and-gentlemen-i-give-you-journey/72318/11 "2001-07-13T20:48:27Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by blainer \*
> \*\*They took Journey’s Greatest Hits off of the jukebox months ago, however. \*\*
That was probably because of us.
Well, say hi to Mount Pleasant for me. If you go to Haydee’s on Thursday nights, you’ll see all my D.C. friends at the large table of gringos (with a few Salvadorans mixed in for English lessons and crude “guy talk”) closest to the jukebox. They like it when strangers buy them drinks.
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### Author:  [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)
#### Post date: [July 14, 2001, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-and-gentlemen-i-give-you-journey/72318/12 "2001-07-14T01:18:26Z")
Oh DUDE, has anyone here ever played Slap a Spice Girl?
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### Author:  [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)
#### Post date: [July 14, 2001, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-and-gentlemen-i-give-you-journey/72318/13 "2001-07-14T01:35:23Z")
Yup…nothing says the spirit of America like a bad flash movie featuring Journey…😃
Keith
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### Author:  [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)
#### Post date: [July 14, 2001, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-and-gentlemen-i-give-you-journey/72318/14 "2001-07-14T05:38:49Z")
The horror…the horror…
That made me laugh so hard I almost pissed myself.
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### Author:  [@Cardinal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardinal)
#### Post date: [July 14, 2001, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-and-gentlemen-i-give-you-journey/72318/15 "2001-07-14T14:06:41Z")
Ummm…
That’s “streetlight people, living just to find emotion”.
But Steve does slur it pretty badly.
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### Author:  [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)
#### Post date: [July 14, 2001, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-and-gentlemen-i-give-you-journey/72318/16 "2001-07-14T15:26:29Z")
Pharoah sure can play a wicked axe. And if “Don’t Stop Believing” is rocking its way around The Good Book, I’m definitely going to church more often.
But what the hell was up with the piss stream that could light hair on fire? Was that Rapture?
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### Author:  [@Elenfair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elenfair)
#### Post date: [July 14, 2001, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-and-gentlemen-i-give-you-journey/72318/17 "2001-07-14T15:28:14Z")
:::: rocking self on the floor, banging head on the wall ::::::
Make it stop, make it stop, please, make it stop…
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### Author:  [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)
#### Post date: [July 14, 2001, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-and-gentlemen-i-give-you-journey/72318/18 "2001-07-14T16:29:46Z")
Okay, remember, Cranky is a natural blonde…
I couldn’t quite figger out what I was seeing here. I _thought_ at first it was a movie done by some 6th grader stuck in a time warp. You know, I just learned how to do flash movies, I love this band, this song can be so deep and filled with meaning and symbolism about peace and love, not to mention it ROCKS!! Let’s do a movie about it, woo-hoo! School project! And oh yeah, I’m high on jesus so let’s add some of that stuff, too.
But with the moose, and the other crap, I thought well, maybe this is a satire.
I’d laugh harder if I thought the person was trying to be serious.
I forgot how big Steve Perry’s nose is.
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### Author:  [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)
#### Post date: [July 14, 2001, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-and-gentlemen-i-give-you-journey/72318/19 "2001-07-14T18:08:33Z")
Cranky, don’t forget the oh-so-stylish **Mullet**!