# Ladies and Gentlemen, the search for the King of all Geekdom has been found. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 28, 2003, 9:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-and-gentlemen-the-search-for-the-king-of-all-geekdom-has-been-found/164749 "2003-03-28T09:11:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Sock\_Munkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Sock\_Munkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sock_Munkey)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-and-gentlemen-the-search-for-the-king-of-all-geekdom-has-been-found/164749/41 "2003-03-29T14:36:09Z")
Iam sooo jealous. ---
**Author:** ![whiterabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/cab0a1/32.png) [@whiterabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whiterabbit)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-and-gentlemen-the-search-for-the-king-of-all-geekdom-has-been-found/164749/42 "2003-03-29T15:15:29Z")
I AM a geek girl. Trust me on that. And even so, I’d have to dissuade somebody from doing this. Even if it is rather cool looking. His mom’s basement, huh? Why am I not surprised? ---
**Author:** ![TVGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/82dd89/32.png) [@TVGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVGuy)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-and-gentlemen-the-search-for-the-king-of-all-geekdom-has-been-found/164749/43 "2003-03-29T15:51:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Papermache Prince \* > \*\*Is no one bothered by the fact he has a _brig_? \*\* Hell no. That was the part the _excited_ me 😃 All I can say is … Oh. My. Goodness. I mean, I’ve known geeks, I’ve loved geeks, I am a geek. But this? I suppose if you like living in a movie set. (you gotta admit that some of the details are pretty good though…) NO! STOP! You _didn’t_ say that! :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-and-gentlemen-the-search-for-the-king-of-all-geekdom-has-been-found/164749/44 "2003-03-29T20:30:37Z")
Wonder if he’s got the ST:TNG skin for Windows on his PC? ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-and-gentlemen-the-search-for-the-king-of-all-geekdom-has-been-found/164749/45 "2003-03-29T20:55:43Z")
Wrong century for me. I’d have gone with the original series. All those buttons and switches to play with…Tom Paris had it right: tapping panels just isn’t as satisfying. ---
**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-and-gentlemen-the-search-for-the-king-of-all-geekdom-has-been-found/164749/46 "2003-03-30T13:30:24Z")
eonwe, i really hate to say this… that is the last verse. to win a star trek house you have to start at the very beginning. ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-and-gentlemen-the-search-for-the-king-of-all-geekdom-has-been-found/164749/47 "2003-03-30T13:39:18Z")
Now _that’s_ dedication. And I thought I was geeky for having a few Star Trek novels. Dodged that bullet… ---
**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-and-gentlemen-the-search-for-the-king-of-all-geekdom-has-been-found/164749/48 "2003-03-30T17:35:15Z")
Internet Law #176: Someone out there is even geekier than you. So don’t feel too bad. ---
**Author:** ![garius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-and-gentlemen-the-search-for-the-king-of-all-geekdom-has-been-found/164749/49 "2003-03-30T17:53:05Z")
Um… thats Law #175. #176 is: You will always get a porn pop up when your girlfriend is behind you. ---
**Author:** ![juji\_mojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7ea924/32.png) [@juji\_mojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/juji_mojo)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-and-gentlemen-the-search-for-the-king-of-all-geekdom-has-been-found/164749/50 "2003-03-30T18:23:03Z")
Garius…where can I find the complete list of internet laws? Both of them made me guffaw. ---
**Author:** ![garius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-and-gentlemen-the-search-for-the-king-of-all-geekdom-has-been-found/164749/51 "2003-03-30T18:48:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by juji\_mojo \* > **Garius…where can I find the complete list of internet laws?** Law #1: If you google, they will come. 😉 actually i’m gonna start a thread on this - feel free to contribute. ---
**Author:** ![juji\_mojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7ea924/32.png) [@juji\_mojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/juji_mojo)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-and-gentlemen-the-search-for-the-king-of-all-geekdom-has-been-found/164749/52 "2003-03-30T19:18:17Z")
Garius… on the internet “they will come” usually is spelled differently. ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-and-gentlemen-the-search-for-the-king-of-all-geekdom-has-been-found/164749/53 "2003-03-30T20:10:06Z")
New euphamism: It’s not taking a poop, it’s a Vulcan butt meld. ---
**Author:** ![Earthling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/90db22/32.png) [@Earthling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earthling)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-and-gentlemen-the-search-for-the-king-of-all-geekdom-has-been-found/164749/54 "2003-03-30T20:42:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tuckerfan \* > \*\*Oh, and the toitey? I’m guessing a [stainless steel model](http://www.plumbingsupply.com/stainlesstoilet.html). \*\* I dunno. I think they probably look more like [these](http://www.urinal.net/dome/). ---
**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-and-gentlemen-the-search-for-the-king-of-all-geekdom-has-been-found/164749/55 "2003-03-30T20:47:43Z")
excellent, nurse carmen!!! ---
**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-and-gentlemen-the-search-for-the-king-of-all-geekdom-has-been-found/164749/56 "2003-03-30T22:29:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Guinastasia \* > \*\*I’d rather set up a room to look like the inside of the _Millenium Falcon_. \*\* You live in _that_? You’re braver than I thought. Enjoy, Steven ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-and-gentlemen-the-search-for-the-king-of-all-geekdom-has-been-found/164749/57 "2003-03-31T02:11:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Earthling \* > \*\*I dunno. I think they probably look more like [these](http://www.urinal.net/dome/). \*\* Well, those handle “one end” of the matter as it were, but for the Vulcan buttmeld, he’s gonna need something else. Perhaps a replica of the [space shuttle’s toilet.](http://www.omnimag.com/archives/features/norton_rings/gifs/toilet.gif) (Uniquely designed so that the shit is _supposed_ to hit the fan.) I sent the link to Überdork’s place to a buddy of mine and one of his comments was, “I bet he’s got one hell of a porn collection.” ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-and-gentlemen-the-search-for-the-king-of-all-geekdom-has-been-found/164749/58 "2003-03-31T05:08:21Z")
You know, I have an intense and sometimes unhealthy geek fetish, and this turned even _me_ off. ---
**Author:** ![Mechanical\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a587f6/32.png) [@Mechanical\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mechanical_Man)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-and-gentlemen-the-search-for-the-king-of-all-geekdom-has-been-found/164749/59 "2003-03-31T05:29:03Z")
He he he, and my wife still wonders what goes on down here in the basement.:dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2003, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-and-gentlemen-the-search-for-the-king-of-all-geekdom-has-been-found/164749/60 "2003-03-31T11:14:39Z")
Just had a thought: What if this guy (or someone like him) was a _Doper?_ Would the pile-on (as fun as it is) continue? Would we all rush to be the first to post a [Nelson]Ha HA![/Nelson] whenever he commented on something? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-and-gentlemen-the-search-for-the-king-of-all-geekdom-has-been-found/164749.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-and-gentlemen-the-search-for-the-king-of-all-geekdom-has-been-found/164749.md?page=4)