# Ladies, do you wish your breasts could do this...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-do-you-wish-your-breasts-could-do-this/658713>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 19, 2013, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-do-you-wish-your-breasts-could-do-this/658713 "2013-05-19T01:24:37Z")\
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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2013, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-do-you-wish-your-breasts-could-do-this/658713/21 "2013-05-20T03:09:34Z")

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While that may be _possible_, it’d also be quite painful, and speaking as a straight man, those aren’t sexy at all.

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2013, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-do-you-wish-your-breasts-could-do-this/658713/22 "2013-05-20T10:09:40Z")

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It looks to me like what happens in game development before you’ve fine tuned the breast physics parameters. I wonder if that’s where the idea came from.

Though I think the first one is just supposed to be someone who is such a hardass/badass (depending on context) that hitting her breasts doesn’t bother her.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2013, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-do-you-wish-your-breasts-could-do-this/658713/23 "2013-05-20T11:30:22Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> Let me ask you this: would you guys want your balls to do that?

Of their own accord? Nah.

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**Author:** ![Fake\_Tales\_of\_San\_Francisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@Fake\_Tales\_of\_San\_Francisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fake_Tales_of_San_Francisco)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2013, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-do-you-wish-your-breasts-could-do-this/658713/24 "2013-05-20T11:34:16Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> Let me ask you this: would you guys want your balls to do that?

I wish they’d do _something_ useful.

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