# Ladies - Does a man using colored nail polish make him a sexy warrior?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-does-a-man-using-colored-nail-polish-make-him-a-sexy-warrior/641454>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [November 19, 2012, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-does-a-man-using-colored-nail-polish-make-him-a-sexy-warrior/641454 "2012-11-19T00:36:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2012, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-does-a-man-using-colored-nail-polish-make-him-a-sexy-warrior/641454/41 "2012-11-20T01:09:17Z")

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I’m pretty sure my wife would leave me if I started wearing colorful nail polish.

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**Author:** ![capybara](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/capybara/32/202_2.png) [@capybara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capybara)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2012, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-does-a-man-using-colored-nail-polish-make-him-a-sexy-warrior/641454/42 "2012-11-20T01:22:18Z")

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I don’t have a problem with it. I’d find it intriguing, in a subculture or a self-confident sort of way, but I like them strange.

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**Author:** ![CanvasShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@CanvasShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanvasShoes)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2012, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-does-a-man-using-colored-nail-polish-make-him-a-sexy-warrior/641454/43 "2012-11-20T01:44:32Z")

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> [@Blackberry](#):
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> WTF? No.

Yup, my sentiments exactly.

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**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2012, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-does-a-man-using-colored-nail-polish-make-him-a-sexy-warrior/641454/44 "2012-11-20T01:52:28Z")

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Am I the only one who, after reading the Cracked article, immediately started designing the GI Joe male hooker corps action figures?

Seriously, wear whatever you want. Own whatever you wear. But I reserve the right to laugh at your “cocaine” nails. (I argued with my oh-crap-now-i-have-to-say-husband over whether “Cocaine” would be the Hispanic hooker Joe or an albino.)

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**Author:** ![SeaDragonTattoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@SeaDragonTattoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeaDragonTattoo)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2012, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-does-a-man-using-colored-nail-polish-make-him-a-sexy-warrior/641454/45 "2012-11-20T02:03:30Z")

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I like nail polish on a guy. Of course he has to look the part. It would look ridiculous on someone like my dad, but I’ve dated dudes with nail polish. Eyeliner, too. Hot.

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**Author:** ![Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maggie_the_Ocelot)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2012, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-does-a-man-using-colored-nail-polish-make-him-a-sexy-warrior/641454/46 "2012-11-20T02:45:01Z")

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I do appreciate that the polish is in pen form rather than brush. That seems much easier to control. Why isn’t women’s nail polish sold this way?

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**Author:** ![Blackberry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecd19e/32.png) [@Blackberry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackberry)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2012, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-does-a-man-using-colored-nail-polish-make-him-a-sexy-warrior/641454/47 "2012-11-20T03:15:22Z")

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> [@Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](#):
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> I do appreciate that the polish is in pen form rather than brush. That seems much easier to control. Why isn’t women’s nail polish sold this way?

I have one like that. I got it as a free sample. I think the brand is called Opi.

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**Author:** ![Ibanez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a4c791/32.png) [@Ibanez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ibanez)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2012, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ladies-does-a-man-using-colored-nail-polish-make-him-a-sexy-warrior/641454/48 "2012-11-20T03:19:40Z")

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> [@Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](#):
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> I do appreciate that the polish is in pen form rather than brush. That seems much easier to control. Why isn’t women’s nail polish sold this way?

It’s because of patrairchy. The nail polish is finally under our control.

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